280 greatest fail Recipes

flour, brown sugar, baking powder, salt, cold margarine, cold lard, ice cold water, egg yolk, cold vinegar

bread flour (no substitutes), salt, skim milk, warmed, unsalted butter, melted, eggs, room temperature

butter, melted, sugar, eggs, cocoa powder, flour, nuts (optional), milk, cocoa, butter, powdered sugar, vanilla

margarine, sugar (no substitutes), vanilla, eggs, cocoa powder, flour, pecans (optional) or 1 cup walnuts (optional), powdered sugar

bone-in center-cut pork chops (any thickness ), baking potatoes, each cut into 6 wedges, sweet potatoes, each cut into 6 wedges, stalks celery , cut into 1-inch slices, sweet onion, sliced into 1/2-inch slices, minced garlic, beef broth, salt and pepper

butter, vinegar, water, vanilla essence, self-raising flour (420 g), salt, bicarbonate of soda, cocoa powder, sugar, butter, milk, vanilla essence, cocoa powder, icing sugar

shortening, sugar , plus, sugar, brown sugar , plus, brown sugar, vanilla, water, eggs, flour, baking soda, salt, chocolate chips, nuts (optional)

lard, flour, salt, baking powder, sugar, egg, water, vinegar

uncooked pasta (elbow, shells , no-yolk noodles), velveeta cheese, shredded sharp cheddar cheese, cream of mushroom soup, milk (soured)

worcestershire sauce, anchovy fillets, vinegar (tarragon, wine etc), tabasco sauce (to taste), fresh ground pepper (to taste), bacon, heads romaine lettuce, garlic cloves, egg, lemon juice, dry mustard, grated parmesan cheese, milk, favorite wine

vegetable oil, ground beef, onion, chopped, green pepper, chopped, celery rib, chopped, garlic cloves, minced, jalapeno pepper, seeded and minced, stewed tomatoes, undrained, tomato paste, tomato sauce, water, diced green chilies, chili powder, red kidney beans (optional), salt and pepper, grated sharp cheddar cheese (optional)

turkey, tomato sauce (ketchup), sherry wine, paprika, salt, black pepper, whole carrots , cut lengthwise, celery, sliced, water

sugar, milk, butter or 1/4 cup margarine, cocoa, peanut butter, vanilla, quick-cooking oatmeal

ground chicken breast, garkic finely chopped, onion, grated, flat leaf parsley, finely chopped, blue cheese, crumbled, poultry seasoning, lemon , zest and juice, salt & freshly ground black pepper, flour (for dredging), artisan bread , such as granary bread, olive oil, leaf lettuce and tomato, blue cheese (to garnish )