135 grandpa nonsense Recipes

butter, onion, diced, garlic cloves, minced (four if you are a garlic lover), thyme leaves, ground sage, ground black pepper , to taste, potatoes, peeled and diced (try to use a waxy potato like yukon gold (russets will disintegrate in the baking process), sauerkraut , from the deli aisle (not canned please), beef kielbasa, cut into 1/2 inch pieces (two if you re an insane sausage lover )

butter or 1 cup margarine, softened, cream cheese, softened, all-purpose flour, assorted baking jelly or pie filling (my favorites are apricot, poppy seed, almond, and raspberry), powdered sugar

wheat toast, egg yolks, whole egg, milk, vanilla extract, cinnamon

white vinegar, vegetable oil, liquid maggi seasoning, garlic clove, minced, sugar, salt, pepper, chopped fresh dill (optional), chopped fresh parsley (optional), snipped chives (optional), head boston lettuce

eggs, mayonnaise, prepared horseradish, yellow mustard, sugar, white vinegar, dry mustard, pepper, salt, paprika, for garnish

butter, softened, sugar, eggs, dark rum, flour, cocoa, baking powder, baking soda, salt, ground nutmeg, water, almond extract, vanilla extract, whipping cream, powdered sugar, cocoa, almond extract, vanilla extract, dark rum

salt pork, onions, diced, potatoes, diced, water, haddock, salt, pepper, butter, evaporated milk, whole milk

sugar, egg, butter, softened, flour, baking soda, salt, vanilla extract, milk, fresh blueberries, vinegar

butter, onions, sliced, beef bouillon, salt and pepper, worcestershire sauce, french bread, parmesan cheese, grated

potatoes, bacon, onion, chopped, seasoning salt , to taste, salad seasoning , to taste

unbleached flour, wheat bran, salt, fast rising yeast (quick or rapid), warm water, cornmeal

sirloin steak, cubed, garlic salt, pepper, flour, olive oil, green pepper, diced, water , plus, water, brown gravy mix (aprox weight of two packages), beer or 8 oz red wine, egg noodles or rice, prepared

flour, drained whole kernel corn, beaten eggs, milk, salt, baking powder, melted shortening

ground beef, french onion soup, beef gravy, water, salt and pepper, flour (to thicken if necessary)

shredded zucchini (raw ), sugar (or less ), lemon juice, certo (1 box), crushed pineapple, orange jell-o, apricot gelatin (or another orange will do)