28 golf Recipes

sugar, chunky peanut butter, butter, flaked coconut, chopped walnuts, graham cracker crumbs, semisweet chocolate chips

when things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in the day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the two cups of coffee., a professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. when the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. he then asked the students if the jar was full. they agreed that it was., professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. he shook the jar lightly. the pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. he then asked the students again if the jar was full. they agreed it was., professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. of course, the sand filled up everything else. he asked once more if the jar was full. the students respnded witha unanimous yes, professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively filling the empty space between the sand. the students laughed., now , said the professor as the laughter subsided, i want you to recognise that this jar represents your life. the golf balls are the important things - god, your family, your children, your health, your friends and your favourite passions - and if everything else was lost and only these remained, your life would still be full., pebbles are the other things that matter like your job , your house and your car., sand is everything else - the small stuff. if you put the sand into the jar first , there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. the same goes for life. if you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are important to you., pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. play with your children. spend time with your parents. visit with grandparents. take time to get medical checkups. take your spouse out to dinner. play another 18. there will always be time to clean the house and fix the disposal. take care of the golf balls first - the things that really matter. set your priorities. the rest is just sand., students raised her hand and inquired what the coffee represented. the professor smiled. i m glad you asked., it just goes to show that no matter how full your life may seem, there s always room for a couple of cups of coffee with a friend.

sirloin roast, salt, fresh ground black pepper, olive oil, sweet onions, coarsely chopped (vidalia), dried thyme, beef broth, worcestershire sauce, yukon gold potatoes (golf-ball size) or 24 red potatoes (golf-ball size), unsalted butter, all-purpose flour

amaretto, vodka, cranberry juice (i suggest ocean spray diet cranberry), ice, sprite (optional), lime wedge (optional)

mushrooms , about golf ball size, bacon, cooked and crumbled, mozzarella cheese, grated, mayonnaise

smoked salmon fillets, butter, coarsely chopped onion, coarsely chopped celery, coarsely chopped green pepper, wondra flour, fat-free chicken broth, red potatoes, skins on ,cut in golf ball size chunks, carrots , sliced fairly thick, creamed corn , i prefer walmart great value, dried dill weed, pepper, dried parsley, old bay seasoning, low-fat sour cream or 1/2 cup low-fat yogurt

ground beef, stalks celery, chopped, green bell pepper, chopped, onion, chopped, crushed garlic, stewed tomatoes, tomato paste, white sugar, water , or as needed, kidney beans, undrained, chili powder, salt and pepper to taste

red potatoes (about the size of a golf ball or just a bit larger and as many as you want per person), olive oil, salt and pepper

red potatoes ( new potatoes , about golf ball size, not much bigger whatever size, try to have them all about th e), olive oil, garlic powder, chopped parsley (stems removed ), scallion, sliced thinly (both green and white parts), dill pickles, chopped finely (i like clausen), sour cream, sugar, red wine vinegar, celery seed, salt and pepper, chopped black olives (optional), chopped red bell pepper (optional)

fresh boiling onions , golf ball size, from produce department, butter, lemon juice, sugar, bouillon cubes

creamy peanut butter, rice krispies, powdered sugar, soft butter, chocolate chips, butterscotch chips, paraffin

water, chicken and beef stock cubes, chick peas, drained, corn, drained, sm can beans in tomato sauce, tomatoes(diced, stewed...your choice ), white onion, diced, carrot, grated, stalks celery, sliced, garlic, minced, shapes pasta (i use bows, springs & broken spaghetti), handful chopped parsley, salt , pepper, basil, meatballs, ground beef and ground pork, eggs, cracker crumbs, grated parmesan or romano cheese, basil, garlic, crushed, salt and pepper to taste

pasta , i used spaghettini, garlic clove, minced, green onion, green part only, breadcrumbs, olive oil, pine nuts, fresh mozzarella balls , golf ball or 1 bocconcini, sized, feta cheese, sour cream, cayenne, oregano, salt and pepper, green peas, eggs, milk, bacon bits

red potatoes, halved (about the size of golf balls, 2 1/2 lb), unsalted butter, at room temperature, kosher salt, italian parsley, for garnish

olive oil, beef stew meat , cut into 1-inch pieces, kosher salt, essence , recipe follows, cracked black pepper, unsalted butter, button mushrooms, thinly sliced, all-purpose flour, veal or beef stock, at room temperature, tomato paste, dried thyme, dried oregano, dried basil, ground allspice, golf ball size) new potatoes, quartered, diced carrots, frozen pearl onions, thawed, frozen green peas, thawed, chopped fresh parsley leaves

ground beef (85% lean), stew meat cut into 1-inch cubes, pork cut into 1-inch cubes ., full head of garlic (ping pong ball size) or half head elephant garlic (golf ball size), tennis ball sized white onion diced, chili powder, pinto beans(drained ) 15 oz can, red beans(drained ) 15 oz can, black beans(drained ) 15 oz can, stewed tomatoes (mexican style-mild chili and mexican seasoning), tomato sauce ., thumb size jalapeno peppers(about .20 lb) - diced, serrano chili peppers(about .09 lb)-diced

prep : 1 hour, bake: at 350 degrees for 12 minutes, cook: 12 minutes, lemon curd, sugar, fresh lemon juice, salt, cornstarch, egg yolks, pastry cream, sugar, cornstarch, heavy cream, half-and-half, egg yolks, vanilla extract, salt, sponge cake, eggs, separated, sugar, vanilla extract, juice and zest of 3 lemons, cake flour (not self-rising), baking powder, assemble, heavy cream, sugar