43614 german christmas spice cookies Recipes
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christmas with louise and14 Morechristmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house15 ingredients
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Elisenlebkuchen (German Christmas Cookies)powdered sugar, egg whites, ground cinnamon and5 Morepowdered sugar, egg whites, ground cinnamon, lemon , grated zest of, candied lemon peel, finely chopped, very finely ground almonds, white german baking wafers , 4 cm diameter (oblaten), sweetened milk chocolate, chopped1 hour , 8 ingredients
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Lebkuchen (German Christmas Honey Cookies)honey, molasses, brown sugar, egg, lemon juice and13 Morehoney, molasses, brown sugar, egg, lemon juice, lemon rind, grated, flour , sifted, baking soda, cinnamon, allspice, nutmeg, citron, chopped, nuts, chopped, whole blanched almond, sugar, water, sugar1 hour 10 min, 18 ingredients
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Peppermint Fudge Christmas Kiss Cookiesbutter, unsweetened baking chocolate and4 Morebutter, unsweetened baking chocolate, sweetened condensed milk (do not use evaporated milk), sugar cookie mix , 1 pouch (1 lb. 1.5 oz.), ground cinnamon, hershey candy cane kisses , unwrapped27 min, 6 ingredients
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Vanillekipferln (German almond crescent cookies)vanilla beans, icing sugar, flour, salt, butter and2 Morevanilla beans, icing sugar, flour, salt, butter, ground almonds, icing sugar , for sprinkling on the finished cookies (optional)35 min, 7 ingredients
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Kalter Hund (German Chocolate and Cookie Dessert)rice cream (soy might also work, but i have not tried tha... and3 Morerice cream (soy might also work, but i have not tried that, if non-vegan just use regular cream), bittersweet chocolate, broken into pieces (make sure its vegan), banana, sliced, vegan cookies (i used digestives)22 min, 4 ingredients
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German Chocolate Cookiescookie dough, light brown sugar, unsalted butter, water and15 Morecookie dough, light brown sugar, unsalted butter, water, vanilla extract, eggs, flour, unsweetened cocoa powder, salt, baking soda, semi-sweet chocolate chips, evaporated milk , plus more as needed to thin, granulated sugar, unsalted butter, egg yolks, slightly beaten, vanilla extract, chopped pecans, flaked coconut7 min, 19 ingredients
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Screaming Spice Cookies (Food Network Kitchens)all-purpose flour , plus additional for rolling out dough and15 Moreall-purpose flour , plus additional for rolling out dough, baking soda, pumpkin pie spice, fine salt, unsalted butter, slightly softened, granulated sugar, light brown sugar, egg, pure vanilla extract, hard candies, try yellow, red , black, (jolly ranchers preferred), water, egg white powder, orange extract, sugar, empty metal tuna fish can, (about 6 oz) for cutting cookies (see cooks note), lollipop sticks, available in craft or bakers supply stores1 hour , 16 ingredients
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