925 funny family Recipes

butter, smoked sausage (kielbasa), onion powder (can use 1 chopped onion if your family likes onion), flour, thyme, parsley, black pepper, chicken broth, milk, half-and-half, sauerkraut , with juice, velveeta cheese, cubed

white chocolate chips (2 cups), pretzel sticks and rods of various sizes, marshmallows (about 1 cup)

cream cheese, creamy peanut butter (do not use natural peanut butter unless you like a very dense filling.), powdered sugar, vanilla, milk (to thin out filling ), food cake mix, vegetable oil, sour cream, eggs, powdered sugar, vanilla, light cream

unbaked 8-inch pie shells, sugar, cocoa, water, vanilla, sugar, butter or 1/2 cup margarine, eggs, milk, baking powder, vanilla, flour

shortening, sugar, egg, flour, baking powder, salt, whole milk, vanilla, sugar, water, cocoa, vanilla

vegetables for dipping, sour cream or onion dip, cream cheese (soft or softened to room temoerature), black peppercorns, cake decorating/frosting bag with small round nozzle

white meltable candy wafers (or use white chocolate chips), pretzel sticks (and then rods of various lengths for different size bones), marshmallows (about 1 cup)

green lentils, onion, finely chopped, garlic cloves, minced, carrot, grated, courgette, grated, dried mint, ras el hanout spice mix, olive oil, to fry, water, lamb stock cube or 1 beef stock cube, salt & pepper, bicarbonate of soda (if not soaking lentils), lamb or 4 pieces chicken, enough for your family, tomato puree (or paste)

pork and beans (dig out the , drain off the extra sauce), bacon, cut in pieces (i buy the precooked stuff. there s a big debate in the family about whether you should use cooked or raw bacon. i prefer cooked so that i can eat it with the beans. and 1 package of precooked is perfect.), onion, cut in chunks (i process until pretty fine with a food processor), green pepper, cut in chunks (ditto food processor), worcestershire sauce, ketchup, brown sugar

fruit cocktail in juice, drained , reserved juice, orange or any flavor jell-o gelatin

ripe bananas, sultanas, chopped dates, chopped walnuts, ground cinnamon, mixed allspice, rice flour, baking powder , check for gluten free, baking soda, cream of tartar, vitamin cup powder, walnut oil, sugar-free prune juice

extra virgin olive oil, onions, finely chopped, garlic cloves, sweet potatoes, cubed, vegetable stock, coconut cream, cm gingerroot, chopped, coriander

self-raising flour, margarine, caster sugar, cocoa powder, egg (beaten )

rosemary leaves, finely chopped, onion, finely chopped, diced pork fat, boneless mutton, cut into 3 to 4-inch cubes - or substitute boneless lamb shoulder, salt and pepper, white wine, canned tomatoes, coarsely chopped, abruzzo eggless pasta dough , recipe follows, pecorino romano , for grating, all-purpose flour, plus more for kneading, egg whites, beaten, salt, water

eggs, organic & free range, calabrese salami, green tabasco, pepper, parsley, muffin tin, ramekins or oven proof espresso cups.