336 fried well Recipes

frying chickens, cut up, water, carrot, sliced, stalk celery, sliced, barley, chicken bouillon, salt, pepper, bay leaf, leeks, with tops (sliced and cleaned very well )

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

short-grain rice, ground beef or 1/2 cup ground pork or 1/2 cup ground turkey or 1/2 cup ground chicken (all work well) or 1/2 cup diced chicken, corn oil (if you re using meat) or 2 tbsp grapeseed oil (if you re using meat), salt , to taste, pepper , to taste, shiitake mushroom, stems removed and caps sliced, carrot, finely diced, bamboo shoots or 1/4 cup water chestnuts or 1/4 cup celery, chopped, fried tofu (abruage) or 1/4 lb firm tofu, well pressed and cut into chunks, soy sauce, mirin or 3 tbsp honey, dashi or 2 1/2 cups chicken stock or 2 1/2 cups water

fresh green beans , picked over with the end tips cut off and cut into pieces about 1 1/2 inches long, sun-dried tomato, chopped fine (optional), french s french fried onions (or french fried onions is a good 1), unsalted butter, shallots or 1 cup onion, minced, minced garlic (about 3-4 cloves), unbleached all-purpose flour, whole milk, bay leaves, nutmeg, freshly grated, salt, drops hot sauce, ground black pepper, parmesan cheese, freshly grated (about 1 cup), fresh mushrooms, chopped (any kind or a combination, use canned if fresh is not available), unsalted butter, softened, parmesan cheese, freshly grated, french-fried onions, toast , preferably whole grain and well ed

vegetable oil or canola oil, for frying about 1/4 inch, salmon, cooked drained well or 2 (6 oz) cans canned salmon, drained well, whole wheat crackers , salted crushed, eggs, beaten, celery seed, fresh ground pepper, ground cardamom, mustard powder, paprika, mace, red bell pepper, seeded and finely chopped, green bell pepper, seeded and finely chopped, roasted red peppers or 1/2 pickled pimiento, chopped, dijon mustard, worcestershire sauce, dried chives (fresh would be better), fresh dill , a handful, finely chopped, fresh parsley, coarsely chopped, cayenne pepper sauce, lemon , juice and zest of, salad greens, coarse salt, extra virgin olive oil, for drizzling, mayonnaise or 1/2 cup low-fat, chili sauce, mixed with cooked corn and apples, ketchup, kosher dill, chopped

skinless chicken breast half, egg white, soy sauce, shaoxing wine (chinese rice wine) or 2 tsp dry sherry, shaoxing wine (chinese rice wine) or 1 tbsp dry sherry, cornstarch, white pepper, sesame oil, divided, preserved snow cabbage, well drained, sugar, peanut oil or 2 tbsp vegetable oil, divided, red bell pepper , cut into matchstick-size strips, green bell pepper , cut into matchstick-size strips, salt

cleaned broccoli raab (wash well , trim roots, and coarsely chop leaves), olive oil, garlic, crushed, salt, hot pepper , if you like it, anchovies , boned and minced (optional)

thai sticky rice (long grain, not chinese short or medium grain), canned unsweetened coconut milk, stirred well, vegetable oil, shallots , cut crosswise into thin rings (approximately 1/2 cup), sweetened flaked coconut, toasted, salt, fresh cilantro, chopped, cheesecloth

lasagna noodle , 18 noodles (i prefer the kind without the ruffled edge, just a straight edge, but either will work), ricotta cheese, fontina, grated (mozzarella will work as a substitute, fontina is more nutty which i prefer), parmesan cheese, fresh grated (1/2 cup for the filling, 1 cup for the garnish ), egg (large or extra large), nutmeg, pepper, ground pecans (fine ground ), dried breadcrumbs, flour, eggs, well beaten, olive oil , to saute, sweet potatoes, cooked and pulp removed (approximately 3 cups of sweet potato), heavy cream (more or less according to how thin or thick you like your sauce), shallots, fine chopped, minced garlic (according to taste, i like 3, but just taste as you go. you can always add more), butter, salt, pepper, fresh sage, chopped fine, fresh parsley, chopped fine, parmesan cheese, fresh grated

vegetable oil, sliced shallots, fresh spinach , coarse stems discarded and the leaves washed well, fennel seeds, unsalted butter, chopped fennel bulb plus fennel sprigs for garnish, oysters, shucked (procedure follows) and the bottom shells reserved, coarse salt for filling the pan and platter

stalk lemongrass, chicken stock, jalapeno chilies, seeded and coarsely chopped, fresno chile, chopped, shallot, chopped, garlic, peeled, ginger, grated or minced, dark brown sugar, a handful fresh cilantro leaves, a handful fresh mint leaves, ground cumin , 1/3 palmful, ground coriander , 1/3 palmful, tamari or 1 tbsp fish sauce, freshly ground black pepper, limes, juiced, kosher salt (if not using fish sauce), high-temperature cooking oil, sliced chicken, sweet red bell pepper, thinly sliced, sweet yellow onion, thinly sliced, head iceberg lettuce, well chilled, cored, quartered, and very thinly shredded

dark corn syrup, white vinegar, nocello (walnut flavored) liqueur, strong brewed coffee, dark brown sugar, fresh orange juice, coriander seeds, cinnamon stick, ducks, giblets and neck removed, well rinsed and patted dry, foie gras fried rice , recipe follows

pork tenderloin (preferably from tail end), thinly sliced crosswise (1/3 cup), chinese shaoxing cooking wine or medium-dry sherry, salt, firm tofu, peanut oil, fresh mild red chiles (sometimes called finger chiles), thinly sliced diagonally, then seeded, chopped garlic, chinese fermented black beans, rinsed well and drained, chicken stock or reduced-sodium chicken broth, dark soy sauce, potato starch, water, scallions, greens thinly sliced diagonally (reserve remainder for another use), asian sesame oil, asian chile oil, white rice

frying chicken, water, celery ribs, mild onion, parsley, oregano, salt, fresh coarse ground black pepper, flour, salt, pepper, butter, vegetable oil, flour, chopped parsley, flour, salt, milk, eggs, beaten well

chimicheese cake, flour tortilla shells , 6 1/2 diameter, cream cheese, at room temperature, sugar, flour, eggs, beaten, vanilla, cooked apples, very well drained, almond toffee bits, cinnamon sugar (1/2 cup sugar and 3 tbsp. ground cinnamon, mixed well), vanilla ice cream, caramel topping, beat cream cheese until fluffy ; add sugar and eggs, beat again. add vanilla and mix well. fold toffee bits and apple pieces in cheese mixture. on tortilla shell place a serving in the middle, about 2 1/2 inches from the side of shell. tuck sides in slightly and roll shell to seal the filling and hold in the cream cheese. when shells have been stuffed and rolled, place in refrigerator; chill to set filling. in deep fryer heat vegetable oil. when ready, place chimicheesecake and fry until slightly golden while carefully turning on each side. remove from oil and drain. heat oven to 350f and place chimicheesecake on cookie sheet and bake for 20 - 25 minutes. remove from oven and liberally sprinkle with cinnamon sugar. serve cheesecakes slightly warm with vanilla ice cream and caramel topping.

cookies (polish bows) - chruscik, egg yolks, tb sour cream, tb rum, ts vanilla, confectioners sugar, flour (sifted), ts baking powder, ts salt, tb sugar, oil for deep frying, beat the egg yolks with the sugar until well combined. add sour cream, rum and vanilla and mix until smooth. sift the flour, baking powder and salt and add it to egg yolk mixture, a little at a time. on a heavily floured surface knead the dough vigorously, punching and squeezing as much flour into it as it will take until the dough is no longer sticky (1/2 hour). separate dough into several portions and roll very thin. turn the dough and loosen often when rolling. the dough should look like parchment paper that you can see through. cut dough into strips approx. 1 1/2 inches wide, 4 inches long. make slit closer to 1 end and bring the longer end through the slit. heat oil to 375 degrees and fry quickly (only a few seconds) until golden not brown. turn only once. drain on paper towels. dust with confectioners sugar. makes 8 dozen.

ground beef, onion, finely chopped, fresh minced garlic, bell pepper (seeded and chopped, use red or green ), oil (optional), chili powder (or to taste), cumin (or to taste), dried thyme, cayenne pepper (or to taste), seasoning salt, black pepper, diced tomatoes, well drained, salsa (mild or spicy ), canned corn kernel, well drained, refried beans, canned black beans (rinsed and well drained ), flour tortillas, oil (for frying ), shredded lettuce (optional), shredded cheddar cheese (any amount desired), sour cream (any amount desired), guacamole, salsa

i. friday s fire bites, sliced jalepeno peppers (not pickled , those used for nachos), crackers crumbs, flour, eggs, water, vegetable oil ( for your favorite deep frying system), drain jalapeno peppers and set aside., mix cracker crumbs and flour together, blend well. in separate bowl beat eggs and add water blend well., heat oil in fry pan , deep fryer, or fry cooker until temperature is the same degree s that you would fry french fries at., dip slices of peppers in egg wash and then the flour and cracker crumb mixture, dust off excess dry ingredients and carefully place in hot oil., place enough of the peppers in your deep frying system so they are not over crowded. take care , the peppers like to pop a little. fry until golden brown., peppers and dry on a paper towel.