190 flea away Recipes

extra virgin olive oil, sweet baby carrots chopped, stalk organic celery chopped, organic yellow onion finely chopped, organic bell pepper green, and finely chopped, organic ginger minced, organic garlic minced, curry powder, organic tomatoes chopped or 2 cups tomato sauce, leaf bay leaves, fat-free chicken stock or vegetable broth, organic sweet potatoes peeled and cut into 1/2-inch dice (about 8 oz), ready-to-eat edamame soybeans (3 pack ) 12 oz. about 1.5 cups, almond butter creamy or crunchy, organic cilantro chopped fresh, organic spinach leaves or other fresh greens , torn into bite-sized pieces (about 4 cups), salt and pepper to your taste

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

two 8 oz piece of wild caught sockeye salmon, flour, salt, butter, ice water, egg wash, egg slightly beaten and two tbsp of water., pitted kalamata olives, lightly packed fresh parsley leaves, plus 1 tbsp. roughly chopped, mayonnaise, garlic, peeled, kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper, shitake mushrooms sliced into 1/4-inch slices, olive oil, sea salt to taste, fresh ground black pepper ., green beans trimmed

corn meal (preferably white ), boiling water, milk, oil, onion, finely chopped, eggs, all-purpose flour, onion powder, garlic powder, baking powder, salt, sugar

unbleached white wheat flour, cold butter, cubed, brown sugar, lightly packed, chopped fresh sage, vanilla extract, egg yolk, whites of 1 egg, water, sugar, pretty , flat sage leaves

leeks , trimmed of tough tops, leave 3 to 4 inches of green on white of leek, extra-virgin olive oil , 2 tbsp for soup, 1/4 cup for salad dressing, some for drizzling, bay leaf, fresh or dried, all purpose potatoes , such as russet, peeled and sliced, salt and freshly ground black pepper, good quality chicken stock , available on soup aisle, garlic , cracked away from skin, whole grain french bread, cut into very small pieces, plu more for dipping, slab bacon , 1 (1/2-inch) slice from butcher counter, shallot, chopped, white wine vinegar, dijon mustard, eggs, heads chicory, washed and torn into bite-sized pieces, heads endive , quartered lengthwise and leaves separated, chopped fresh tarragon leaves , a few sprigs, chopped fresh chives, for garnish

porterhouse or rib-eye steak, salt and pepper, extra-virgin olive oil , 3 turns of the pan, garlic , crushed away from the skins, crushed red pepper flakes, mushrooms, sliced, onion, sliced, green bell pepper, seeded and sliced, pepperoni, casing removed , then chopped, optional, dry red wine , eyeball it, crushed tomatoes, dried oregano or 2 tsp chopped fresh oregano leaves, grated cheese , parmigiano or romano

extra-virgin olive oil , 1 turn of the pan, plus some for drizzling, chorizo , about 1/2 a package, diced, onion, chopped, garlic, 2 chopped , 1 cracked away from skin, mussels, cleaned, dry white wine, crusty ficelle or bagette, halved lengthwise, fresh thyme, stripped and chopped , 1 1/2 tbsp, black pepper

parts pink grapefruit juice, part vanilla vodka (recommended : stoli), part campari, part club soda, grapefruit wedge, for garnish

racks pork baby back ribs (about 2 lb each), salt, freshly ground black pepper, aji panca, seeded , ribbed, and soaked in hot water, or 1 fresh poblano pepper, roasted under the broiler on all sides until charred, cooled, skin peeled away, seeded and ribbed, tamarind paste, light or dark brown sugar, worcestershire sauce, lemon juice (about 1 lemon), fresh orange juice (about 1/2 orange), garlic cloves, roughly chopped

pineapple, peeled , tough core removed and cut into wedges, mango, peeled , sliced away from pit and cut into wedges, kiwis, peeled and sliced into 1/4-inch thick discs, bananas, sliced, dozen rambutan fruits, removed from skin and sliced, fresh limes, juiced

baby eggplants, cut into 1/2-inch dice and tossed with lemon juice to prevent oxidation, zucchini, peeled and cut into 1/2-inch dice, garlic cloves, lightly crushed with the side of a knife blade and minced, red onion, minced, olive oil, salt and freshly ground black pepper, grapeseed oil, shallot, minced, orange juice, balsamic vinegar, mango, peeled , sliced away from the pit and cut into 1/4-inch dice, minced fresh parsley leaves, salt, ground black pepper, cornstarch made into a slurry with 1 tsp water, garbanzo beans, drained, garlic cloves, lightly crushed with the side of a knife blade and quartered, crushed red pepper, lemon, juiced, tahini, olive oil , preferably extra-virgin, grapeseed oil, cubes hard and firm tofu, sheets phyllo dough (based on 18 by 14-inch sheets which are often sold in packs of 18 to 20 for thickness number 4), melted butter, eggs, lightly beaten , for egg wash, sugar, ground cinnamon

ribs celery, cut into sticks or, store bought precut celery sticks, carrots, peeled and cut into sticks, or 10 oz store bought package carrot sticks, red bell pepper, seeded and cut into strips lengthwise, scallions, trimmed, zucchini, cut into sticks, basil leaves, flat-leaf parsley tops, garlic , cracked away from skin, lemon , zested and juiced, walnut pieces, a couple of handfuls, grated parmigiano-reggiano, extra-virgin olive oil , eyeball it, salt and freshly ground black pepper

yellow or red vine ripe tomatoes, salt and pepper, fresh parsley tops , the yield of 1 large bundle, garlic , cracked away from skin, lemons , zested, crushed red pepper flakes, coarse salt, rosemary , a few sprigs, leaves stripped from stems, sliced almonds , 4 oz, a couple of handfuls, red wine vinegar , a splash, extra-virgin olive oil , a good drizzle

triple washed fresh spinach, extra-virgin olive oil, garlic, crushed and split away from skins, ground nutmeg or fresh grated nutmeg, about 1 /4 tsp, coarse salt and pepper

ground veal, egg, beaten, italian bread crumbs , a couple of handfuls, a generous handful , grated parmigiano or romano, freshly grated nutmeg , eyeball it, coarse salt and black pepper, extra-virgin olive oil , 2 turns of the pot, carrots, peeled, ribs celery and their greens, yellow skinned onion, peeled and halved, coarse salt and pepper, fresh or dried bay leaf, white wine, white beans , cannellini, drained, diced tomatoes in puree or coarsely ground tomatoes, chicken stock , available in re-sealable boxes on soup aisle, beef stock , available in 1 cup small boxes on soup aisle, egg pasta , broken egg fettuccini or medium egg noodles, garlic , cracked away from skins, flat fillet anchovies, drained, handful flat-leaf parsley, about 1/4 cup loosely packed, lemon , zested, crusty bread , to pass at table

frozen can orange juice concentrate, vanilla, milk, water, ice cubes, blender, i tend to add more vanilla cuase i really love it.. but there is room to add or take away.. sometimes i only use more than half a can of oj for a more orange flavor..

butter, cornstarch, confectioners/powdered sugar, flour, vanilla, cream cheese, softened, confectioners/powdered sugar, vanilla