3285 fantabulously phony two Recipes

boneless pork chop (i use thick chops from costco and 1 makes two servings.), garlic powder, paprika, egg, saltine crackers, crushed

whole chicken breast, split (or two small chicken breasts), flour, ranch dressing mix, oil, condensed cream of mushroom soup, sour cream, sliced mushrooms, white wine (milk will work also) or 2 tbsp chicken broth (milk will work also), salt, pepper, garlic powder, cooked rice or pasta

olive oil, veal steak, green pepper (or 1/2 green , 1/2 red peppers), mushrooms, garlic clove, minced, fennel seed, salt and pepper, red wine (or more ), spaghetti (enough for two servings), shredded mozzarella cheese

butter, melted, sweetened condensed milk, sugar, cream-filled chocolate sandwich cookie crumbs, white candy coating, melted, maraschino cherries (about two 10-oz jars), patted dry, milk chocolate candy coating, melted

extra firm tofu, sharp cheddar cheese, shredded, eggs, heavy cream, salt, pepper, onion, garlic, nutmeg, dry mustard, cayenne

warm water (110 f), dry yeast, honey, water, olive oil, sea salt, flour, cornmeal (for sprinkling ), tomato sauce, tomato paste (other half may be frozen for another pizza later), olive oil, sugar, dried basil, dried marjoram or 1/4 tsp dried oregano, garlic powder, low-moisture part-skim mozzarella cheese, grated, cheddar cheese, grated, pepperoni (also your choice of canadian bacon, cooked sausage, sliced black olives, mushrooms, etc)

baked beans, dry mustard (or more if you like it), brown sugar, molasses, onion, diced, maple bacon

frozen garlic bread, pizza sauce (if you like ), mozzarella cheese, diced mushroom, diced green & red pepper, onion, diced olive, diced pepperoni or 1/2 cup bacon or 1/2 cup sausage or 1/2 cup ham, etc

ricotta cheese, divided (whole milk), splenda granular, artificial sweetener, cinnamon, lemon zest, lemon juice, cream

two-bite brownies, white baking chocolate (2 squares), milk, cream cheese, powdered sugar, cool whip topping, strawberry, semi-sweet chocolate chips (optional)

extra virgin olive oil, pine nuts, currants, hot chili flakes, basic tomato sauce, israeli couscous , blanched two minutes and refreshed, cleaned calamari, tubes cut into 1/4 inch rounds, tentacles halved, salt and pepper to taste, scallions, thinly sliced, basic tomato sauce, spanish onion, cut into 1/4-inch dice, garlic, thinly sliced, virgin olive oil, fresh thyme leaves (or 2 tbsp dried leaves ), carrot, shredded finely, tomatoes, crushed and mixed, salt to taste

heads romaine lettuce, washed and well trimmed of hard spines, head iceberg lettuce, shredded, scallions, trimmed well with no tough greens, carrots , pared and sliced thinly into long ribbons, water , ice cold with lots of ice added, grape tomatoes, provolone cheese (thin), hot capicola ham, genoa salami (thin), tuna, yellow fin, drained, pepperoncini peppers, prosciutto, sliced (very thin), provolone cheese , sharp, cherry peppers, pickled, olives, pimento stuffed (jumbo ), pickled mushrooms, halved, black olives, pitted, cream cheese, room temperature (philly of course!), stalk celery , scrubbed and cut into two-bite pieces, burpless cucumbers , channeled and sliced thinly, baby artichoke hearts, marinated and quartered, salted anchovies (optional)

paprika, garlic powder, salt, black pepper, tenderized cube steak , cut into two steaks, vegetable oil, butter, divided, white wine, red wine vinegar, beef broth, idaho baking potatoes, olive oil, garlic powder, salt, paprika, black pepper, cayenne pepper

vegetable oil, jalapeno, minced (with some seeds), red onion, finely diced, red wine vinegar, garlic, minced, low-sodium vegetable or chicken broth, canned crushed roasted tomatoes, chili powder, chinese five-spice powder or ground cinnamon, optional, two 15-oz cans beans (such as kidney and black), rinsed and drained, chopped fresh cilantro, cooked brown rice, shredded extra-sharp cheddar (2 oz)

a 10 oz package of frozen spinach , defrosted and squeezed completely dry. (freeze other half, add to two cups bubbling chicken broth with 1 beaten egg and a handful parmesan cheese for a quick tattered soup), crumbled feta cheese, cream style cottage cheese, butter, minced onions, dried mint leaves crushed, cracked red pepper flakes, eggs , or equal amount of egg substitute, butter, unsalted

red lentils, well-rinsed, water, olive oil, vidalia onions or 2 small onions, chopped small, chopped celery hearts, peeled chopped carrot, salt, assorted herbs , of your choice whatever you d add to real chicken soup

potatoes, onion, chopped, chicken stock, bacon, apple cider vinegar, sugar, mustard seeds, prepared brown mustard, flour

roma tomatoes, canned tomatoes, head garlic, halved into wheels, dried basil, dried oregano, olive oil, sundried tomato tapenade, cream, salt and pepper, fresh basil (to garnish )