48 fantabulously phony Recipes

extra firm tofu, sharp cheddar cheese, shredded, eggs, heavy cream, salt, pepper, onion, garlic, nutmeg, dry mustard, cayenne

warm water (110 f), dry yeast, honey, water, olive oil, sea salt, flour, cornmeal (for sprinkling ), tomato sauce, tomato paste (other half may be frozen for another pizza later), olive oil, sugar, dried basil, dried marjoram or 1/4 tsp dried oregano, garlic powder, low-moisture part-skim mozzarella cheese, grated, cheddar cheese, grated, pepperoni (also your choice of canadian bacon, cooked sausage, sliced black olives, mushrooms, etc)

frozen garlic bread, pizza sauce (if you like ), mozzarella cheese, diced mushroom, diced green & red pepper, onion, diced olive, diced pepperoni or 1/2 cup bacon or 1/2 cup sausage or 1/2 cup ham, etc

ripe banana, almond butter or natural-style peanut butter, honey, unsweetened applesauce, vanilla, quick oats, white whole wheat flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground ginger, dried currants or 1/2-1 cup raisins

sour cream, mayonnaise, shredded cheddar cheese, pastrami, ham, corned beef, green onions, onion powder, celery seeds, bread

all-purpose flour, yellow cornmeal, sugar, baking powder, table salt ( , not kosher), eggs, whole milk, oil (please do not use canola or you will get a heavy, greasy result), shortening (i use crisco )

flour , aal-purpose and sifted, cinnamon, ginger, baking soda, baking powder, salt, walnuts, chopped, pecans, chopped, eggs , large, sugar, cooking oil, vanilla, zucchini, grated and unpared

ricotta cheese, divided (whole milk), splenda granular, artificial sweetener, cinnamon, lemon zest, lemon juice, cream

red lentils, well-rinsed, water, olive oil, vidalia onions or 2 small onions, chopped small, chopped celery hearts, peeled chopped carrot, salt, assorted herbs , of your choice whatever you d add to real chicken soup

potatoes, onion, chopped, chicken stock, bacon, apple cider vinegar, sugar, mustard seeds, prepared brown mustard, flour

roma tomatoes, canned tomatoes, head garlic, halved into wheels, dried basil, dried oregano, olive oil, sundried tomato tapenade, cream, salt and pepper, fresh basil (to garnish )

hamburger (any fat percentage), maple sausage, unsweetened applesauce, steak sauce, green pepper, diced, onion, diced, diced tomatoes with green chilies, tomato sauce, egg, low-fat milk, instant oats, salt, pepper, garlic powder, bacon, cut in half, ketchup

miracle whip, milk, peeled thinly sliced potatoes, salt and pepper

tomatoes, halved, celery rib, peeled and diced, carrot, peeled and diced, zucchini, diced, black beans, well rinsed and dried, fresh mozzarella cheese, diced, pistachios, chopped, basil leaves , chiffonade, baguette , day old and cubed, thyme, mustard, sugar (or splenda ), kosher salt (or to taste), black pepper (or to taste), wine vinegar (or balsamic), olive oil

smoky bacon, unsalted butter, red cabbage, thinly shredded, cider vinegar, red onion, thinly sliced, dried cranberries, brown sugar, white pepper

roast beef, thinly sliced, focaccia roll, split and lightly buttered, leaves lettuce (bibb or other delicate lettuce), tomato (jersey beefsteak if you can get it), prepared horseradish, creamy style, mayonnaise , real, ranch dressing, salt and pepper (to taste)