726 easiest yet tastiest Recipes

there was a woman who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness and had been given three months to live. as she was getting her things in serving, she contacted her pastor and had him come to her house to discuss certain aspects of her final wishes. she told him which songs she wanted sung at the service, what scriptures she would like read, and what outfit she wanted to be buried in. the woman also requested to be buried with her favourite bible., everything was in serving and the pastor was preparing to leave when the woman suddenly remembered something very important to her., more thing , she said excitedly. what s that came the pastor s reply. this is very important, the woman continued.. i want to be buried with a fork in my right hand. the pastor stood looking at the woman, not knowing quite what to say.. that surprises you, doesn tsp it the woman asked. well, to be honest, i m puzzled by the request, said the pastor., woman explained. in all my years of attending church socials and potluck dinners, i always remember that when the dishes of the main course were being cleared, someone would inevitably lean over and say, keep your fork. it was my favorite part because i knew that something better was coming..like velvety chocolate cake or deep-dish apple pie. something wonderful, and with substance! so, i just want people to see me there in that casket with a fork in my hand and i want them to wonder what s with the fork then i want you to tell them: keep your fork..the best is yet to come, eyes welled up with tears of joy as he hugged the woman good-bye. he knew this would be 1 of the last times he would see her before her death. but he also knew that the woman had a better grasp of heaven than he did. she knew that something better was coming. at the funeral people were walking by the woman s casket and they saw the pretty dress she was wearing and her favorite bible and the fork placed in her right hand. over and over the pastor heard the question what s with the fork and over and over he smiled., during his message , the pastor told the people of the conversation he had with the woman shortly before she died. he also told them about the fork and about what it symbolized to her. the pastor told the people how he could not stop thinking about the fork and told them that they probably would not be able to stop thinking about it either., he was right ., next time you reach down for your fork, let it remind you oh so gently, that the best is yet to come..

apples, sliced, cored and peeled, water, sugar, apple blossom honey (or which ever you have, but if you can get apple blossom, it has a wonderful flavor!), nutmeg (or better yet , a couple passes of a whole nutmeg over a micro plane), pt blueberries, corn starch dissolved in 1/4 cup cold water, fresh lemon juice

olive oil, onions, coarsely chopped, carrots, sliced, sliced mushrooms (reduce this quantity if you add in other veggies), sweet bell pepper, coarsely chopped, whole potatoes, quartered (you can use real potatoes, but haven tsp gotten the cooking time down for those yet), garlic, minced, pearl barley, dry lentils (i used brown, but whatever you have on hand), vegetable stock/broth, dried thyme, dried basil, ground sage, black pepper (optional), bay leaf

fuji apples, peeled, cored and roughly chopped, ripe yet firm peach, pitted and roughly chopped, water, sugar, fresh lemon juice, fresh orange juice, shredded fresh mint leaves, lemon zest, extra-dry or demi-sec champagne, chopped crystallized ginger

sweet red pepper, finely chopped, onion, chopped, celery rib, chopped, olive oil, reduced-sodium chicken broth, green enchilada sauce, pack pumpkin, frozen corn, chopped green chilies, ranch salad dressing mix, cubed cooked turkey, toppings: crumbled queso fresco , shredded cheddar cheese, crushed tortilla chips, cubed avocado and minced fresh cilantro

extra virgin olive oil, fresh baby spinach, whole head garlic, peeled, grated romano cheese

non-instant chocolate pudding mix, milk, food cake mix, semi-sweet chocolate chips

all-purpose flour, baking soda, butter, softened, white sugar, brown sugar, egg, vanilla extract, milk, white sugar for decoration

instant butterscotch pudding mix, milk, prepared graham cracker crust, butterscotch ice cream topping

white sugar, eggs, baking powder, vanilla sugar, shortening, orange juice, unsweetened cocoa powder, all-purpose flour, sugar, instant coffee powder, milk

beef brisket , trimmed of fat, onion, thinly sliced, salt and pepper to taste, beer, tomato-based chili sauce, brown sugar

warm water, olive oil, white sugar, sea salt, all-purpose flour, minced garlic, dried oregano, dried basil, ground black pepper, dried cilantro, paprika, active dry yeast

equipment, stock pot ., fresh pumpkin (smaller is better, from your garden is better yet), water

go to the crafts store., purchase 1 or more bags of dried fruit, some plaster of paris, brown paint and a disposable cake pan., go home ., unwrap the dried fruit , carefully folding the wrapper inside-out and placing it at the bottom of your trash can. better yet, send it through your personal paper shredder and use it for insulation in the attic., mix the plaster of paris with water and pour into the disposable cake pan. place dried fruit on top, gently pushing in so it looks baked in the batter. let dry., take your fruitcake out of the disposable cake pan ., cover the top, bottom and sides with brown paint, avoiding the fruit., wrap your fruitcake in festive , colored saran wrap and finish with a bow. i like using red wrap because it gives a warm glow to the fruitcake., give your fruitcake to someone you want to impress. when they lift it, they ll say, wow! you must have made a really rich fruitcake! don tsp forget to smile and say, oh, its paris-style fruitcake., worry about someone trying to eat your fruitcake. nobody actually eats fruitcake... that s just a rumor. just so you know, the dried fruit won go bad because it has the same preservatives as twinkies, which have a shelf-life of about 237 years.

unsalted butter, divided, sugar, cocoa powder, water, vanilla, divided, all-purpose flour, baking powder, salt, whole milk or light cream, egg, beaten

lean ground beef, spaghetti, onion, chopped, vegetable oil, salt, ground turmeric, tomato paste, water