685 dumb guy Recipes

whole acorn squash , approximately 8 cups when cooked, shallots, 1 cup diced, 3 left whole and peeled, garlic cloves, peeled, olive oil , plus 1/3 cup extra-virgin, salt, pepper, freshly cracked, plus more for seasoning, unsalted butter, in all, chicken stock, low-sodium, cayenne, white pepper, sage, dry, savory, heavy cream, worcestershire sauce, grated parmesan

granulated garlic, cayenne pepper, dry mustard, freshly cracked black pepper, white pepper, ground cumin, chicken wings, sectioned into wings and drumettes, olive oil, minced garlic, jalapeno, minced, reserved spice mixture , from above, hot pepper sauce (recommended : crystal hot sauce), butter, white vinegar, lime juice

canned (or frozen, thawed) artichoke hearts, drained, diced (not marinated ), frozen creamed spinach, thawed, diced red onion, diced roasted red bell pepper, jarred pesto sauce, grated parmesan, mayonnaise, freshly cracked black pepper, salt, tortilla chips, pita chips

baby yukon gold potatoes, halved, kosher salt, garlic cloves, freshly cracked black pepper, olive oil, half-and-half, butter, granny smith apples, cored and diced

fresh ahi ( yellowfin tuna), chopped macadamia nuts, toasted sesame oil, soy sauce, dried red pepper flakes , optional, salt, shaved maui onion, sliced green onions, freshly cracked black pepper, julienned , toasted dried seaweed

granulated garlic, cayenne pepper, dry mustard, freshly cracked black pepper, ground white pepper, ground cumin, chicken wings, sectioned, butter, unsalted, divided, minced garlic, minced jalapeno, hot pepper sauce (recommended : crystal), white vinegar, lime juice

bone in turkey breast, beer (recommended : pale ale or ipa style), stone-ground dijon mustard, agave nectar, kosher salt, freshly cracked black pepper, italian giardiniera marinated veggies (jarred ), roasted red bell pepper pesto , plus more as desired, recipe follows, seeded sourdough loaf, provolone cheese, cut in half, rojo rings, recipe follows, red bell peppers, loosely packed basil leaves, garlic, grated parmesan, toasted pine nuts, red pepper flakes, anchovy paste, kosher salt, freshly cracked black pepper, olive oil, canola oil, hot sauce (recommended : sriracha), ketchup, water, buttermilk, all-purpose flour, panko bread crumbs, sweet onions , such as vidalia, walla walla or maui, peeled and cut into 3/8-inch thick rings, discarding cores, sea salt

beer (preferably ipa or other pale ale), coarse-grain dijon mustard, kosher salt and freshly ground pepper, skinless bone-in turkey breast, rinsed and patted dry, red bell peppers, fresh basil leaves, garlic, grated parmesan cheese, pine nuts, toasted, red pepper flakes, anchovy paste, kosher salt and freshly ground pepper, extra-virgin olive oil, seeded sourdough bread loaf, shredded lettuce, provolone cheese

olive oil, divided, chopped red onion, chopped marinated artichoke hearts, chopped marinated sun-dried tomatoes, salt, fresh cracked black pepper, minced garlic, white wine, divided, butter, divided, grated parmesan, chopped italian parsley leaves, boneless, skinless chicken breasts

salt, fingerling potatoes , halved lengthwise, olive oil, cipollini onions, peeled , sliced in half along equator, artichokes, (not marinated), with stems, drained, roughly chopped, freshly ground black pepper, garlic cloves, smashed, thymes, leaves chopped, chicken stock, apple cider vinegar, chopped parsley leaves, for garnish

whole chicken, kosher salt, divided, freshly cracked black pepper, divided, arugula, garlic, peeled and divided, lemon, halved, grated parmesan, shelled pistachios, olive oil, unsalted butter, room temperature, divided, cornstarch, half-and-half

almonds , preferably marcona, loosely packed fresh basil leaves, freshly cracked black pepper, ground cinnamon, shredded asiago cheese, divided, olive oil, sweet french bread or sourdough

soy sauce, rice vinegar, minced garlic, minced peeled ginger, sambal oelek (asian chili sauce), plum sauce, hoisin sauce, mirin (sweet rice wine), chopped fresh cilantro, sesame seeds, toasted, toasted sesame oil, canola oil, skinless, boneless chicken thighs, diced, diced carrot, diced celery, diced red bell pepper, diced sugar snap peas, diced red onion, minced peeled ginger, minced garlic, mung bean sprouts, halved, sliced shiitake mushroom caps, diced scallions, crushed peanuts, wonton wrappers, kosher salt, iceberg lettuce leaves , for serving, black sesame seeds

canola oil, dungeness crab, in shell (or king crab, or shell on 1-pound (21/25 count) shrimp for substitute), hoisin sauce, chile hot sauce (recommended : sriracha), black bean garlic paste, white wine, sesame oil, sesame seeds, toasted, green onions, sliced

extra-virgin olive oil, minced ginger, minced garlic, brown sugar, soy sauce, mirin , or white wine, sesame oil, rice wine vinegar, sliced napa cabbage, sliced green cabbage, julienned carrots, sliced red onion, sliced red bell pepper, sliced bok choy, bean sprouts, julienned snap peas, julienned green onions, wonton skins, fried, peanuts, for garnish

russet potatoes (4 to 5-inches long), scrubbed and peeled, water, sambal oelek, rice wine vinegar, white vinegar, granulated sugar, green onions, finely chopped, soy sauce, minced garlic, minced ginger, canola oil, salt and pepper, sesame seeds, toasted

soy sauce, brown sugar, grated ginger, oyster sauce, chili garlic sauce, crushed garlic, sesame oil, pork roast, sliced 1/8-inch thick, rice wine vinegar, mirin, cucumber , cut in 1/2 lengthwise and thinly sliced, olive oil, sub rolls, split, mayonnaise, hot sauce (recommended : sriracha), oyster sauce, sesame oil, head romaine lettuce, leaves separated, cilantro sprigs

chicken tenders or boneless skinless breast cut into 1 1/2-inch strips, buttermilk, dried basil, dried oregano, granulated garlic, salt, pepper, red pepper flakes, smoked almonds, sourdough hard pretzels, canola oil, for frying, spicy honey dijon sauce , recipe follows, resealable plastic bag, dijon mustard, honey, chipotle peppers in adobo sauce, adobo sauce (optional), cider vinegar