492 drunken contessa Recipes

dried pinto bean , picked through and soaked overnight, water, olive oil, onions, finely chopped, roma tomatoes, cored, seeded, and finely chopped, serrano chilies, stemmed, seeded, and finely chopped (use to taste-or sub jalapenos, anaheims, or 1 to 2 4-oz. cans green chiles), stalks celery, finely chopped, carrot, finely chopped (optional), cilantro, leaves only, finely chopped, coarse salt (i use red salt), dark beer (you may use nonalcoholic beer if desired)

ketchup, brown sugar , firmly packed, bourbon, water, all beef wieners, cubed, onion, chopped

raw shrimp, peeled, dry sherry, cornstarch, divided, sugar, divided, light soy sauce, water, white vinegar, vegetable oil, green onion, chopped, gingerroot, minced, garlic clove, minced

yeast, flour, milk, salt, eggs, vegetable oil, baking soda, sugar, maple syrup, rum, butter

extra virgin olive oil, onion, very finely chopped (i used my mini chopper), extra lean ground beef, ketchup (i recommend using heinz), southern comfort, light brown sugar, dijon mustard

roasting chickens, beer (full flavor works better than light, but both are good), onion (small potato works if you don tsp like )

eggs, egg yolks, sugar, divided, cinnamon, half-and-half, almond flavored liqueur, divided, day-old plain croissants , about 3 oz each, cut into 2 1/2 inch pieces or 12 dinner rolls (2 1/2 inch) or 12 cups bread, about, sliced almonds, butter, powdered sugar, cream (optional)

cranberries, granulated sugar, cognac or 1 cup brandy, orange zest, cinnamon

roasting hen, beer, tequila, lime, serrano peppers, fresh oregano, garlic cloves, slightly smashed, cumin powder, chili powder, salt

tomatoes, red bell peppers, vegetable oil, heavy whipping cream, garlic , shopped, butter, shrimp, peeled, leek, sliced, shiitake mushrooms , julienned, abita amber beer, angel hair pasta , cooked al dente, kosher salt , to taste, romano cheese, freshly grated, fresh parsley, chopped

karo light corn syrup or 1 cup dark corn syrup, eggs, slightly beaten, sugar, margarine or 2 tbsp butter, melted, vanilla extract, chopped pecans, unbaked 9-inch deep dish pie pastry or 1 frozen 9-inch deep dish pie shell, jack daniels whiskey

frying chickens, cut into 8 pieces, dried mexican oregano or 1 tsp salvadoran oregano, extra virgin olive oil, onion, sliced thickly, garlic, bay leaves, dry white wine, tequila, spanish olives, drained

low sodium chicken broth, bourbon, teriyaki sauce, teriyaki sauce, low sodium soy sauce, brown sugar, shallots, sliced, fresh rosemary, leaves removed & chopped, pork tenderloin , cut into 1/2 inch slices, oil

beer (or 12 oz cans), cider vinegar, water, old bay seasoning, shrimp, in shell large, garlic, pressed (or garlic powder, to taste), creole seasoning (use cajun foreplay if possible ), dinosaur bbq seafood cocktail sauce (for serving)

seedless watermelon, peeled , cut into 1-inch pieces (about 16 cups), fresh lemon juice, fresh lime juice, sugar, vodka, grand marnier, chopped fresh mint

vodka, citrus juice (made from freshly squeezed orange, lime, and lemon juice), peeled gingerroot, chopped, garlic clove, finely minced, sugar , to taste, miso, sesame oil (canola or vegetable oil would also work), shrimp, rinsed , shells intact, bay scallop