50 don this Recipes

red onion (3/4 lb or more ), egg, milk, flour, salt, cayenne pepper, black pepper, oregano, thyme, cumin, oil (for frying ), your favorite thousand island dressing (i don tsp like horseradish, so this is what i use), mayonnaise, ketchup, creamed horseradish, paprika, salt, oregano, pepper, cayenne

red peppers , don tsp use green,they are not sweet enough for this dish, ripe tomatoes, skinned, anchovy fillets, from a tin, garlic, olive oil, fresh ground black pepper, fresh basil leaf

trout fillets (boneless and skin on ), yellow potatoes (i used the ones that were golf ball sized), celery (cut in small pieces), scallions (chopped ), potato water (reserved from cooking the potatoes), soymilk (unsweetened ), flour (i used spelt ), vegan margarine (earth balance), bay leaves, thyme (this is very strong so don tsp use more), salt and pepper, parsley (i used the dried)

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

bison round roast or 3 lbs buffalo roast, lipton onion soup mix, potatoes , cut into cubes, onion, sliced, green pepper, sliced (i don tsp use this), carrots, peeled and cut in 1 inch cubes

pk dark choc cake mix or, recipe favorite 9 x 13 chocolate cake ( i used this as i don tsp care for mixes ) or yellow or butter cake, sweetened condensed milk ( not evaporated ), butterscoth ice cream topping, cool whip (i use 12 oz whipped topping ), heath candy bars ( crushed in the wrappers ), english toffee and milk chocolate ), chocolate jimmies ( sprinkles )

firm tofu, frozen and thawed (you don tsp have to do this, but it will help the tofu soak up more flavor), tamari, rice vinegar, fresh ginger, grated, water, tomato juice (i use low-sodium v8), vegetable oil, quinoa (about 2/3 cup uncooked will yield this amount, use 1-1/3 cups of water), green beans (i had a combination, or any other steamed vegetables you like, or salad...) or 4 cups yellow wax beans (i had a combination, or any other steamed vegetables you like, or salad...), tamari, rice vinegar, fresh ginger, grated, water, tomato juice (i use low-sodium v8), miso , a bit generous (i use dark-colored rice, or kome, ), cornstarch, scallion, thinly sliced, alfalfa sprouts (or other sprouts)

reduced sodium black beans, drained, salsa, fresh cilantro, chopped (i don tsp use this), red onion, finely chopped, orange peel, grated, lime juice, ground cumin, banana, sliced, orange, sectioned, red leaf lettuce (optional), feta cheese, crumbled (optional)

beef strip steaks, about 1/2 inch thick and trimmed of fat, salt, pepper, olive oil, onion, halved and sliced thin, red bell pepper, seeded and chopped, sweet paprika (don tsp use hot or smoked paprika for this dish), tomato paste, beef broth, egg noodles, sour cream

pastry dough : for two 9-inch crusts (i make my favorite pie shell, i don tsp use this recipe.), all purpose flour, shortening, light brown sugar, salt, white vinegar, beaten egg, cold water, in a large bowl, mix together flour, and shortening., in a small bowl, combine the sugar, salt, vinegar, egg, and water. blend all ingredients to form a ball. add more water if necessary., chill dough and use as needed., light brown sugar, eggs at room temperature, heavy cream, pure maple syrup (preferably dark amber), unsalted butter, melted

there is a lot of fat and gristle to trim away from a chuck roast, so don tsp be surprised if you trim off up to 1 1/2 lb. we prefer the flavor of guinness draught in this stew (with guinness extra stout a close second), but you can substitute another brand of stout or a dark ale, such as rogue chocolate stout or newcastle brown ale., boneless beef chuck roast (3 to 3 1/2 lb), trimmed and cut into 1 1/2-inch chunks, salt and ground black pepper, vegetable oil, onions , minced, tomato paste, garlic cloves , minced or pressed through a garlic press (about 2 tsp), unbleached all-purpose flour, low-sodium chicken broth, guinness draught (see note ), minced fresh thyme leaves , or 1 tsp dried, bay leaves, dark brown sugar, red bliss potatoes (about 5 medium), scrubbed and cut into 1 1/2-inch chunks, carrots , parsnips, or a combination, peeled and cut into 1-inch chunks, minced fresh parsley leaves

mazola corn oil, diced pork steak, chopped onion, salt, pepper, chopped celery, water, drained lachoy bean sprouts, cold water, cornstarch, lachoy soy sauce, sugar (optional, i don tsp use this )

stater brothers 98% fat free condensed mushroom soup, water, garlic powder to taste-between 1/4 teas or more-or use fresh, uncooked long grain white rice, more of tri-color sweet bell peppers , cut into julienne strips, skinless boneless chicken breasts , depending on how many you re serving and how much chicken you want, i took the chicken and cut it into 2 inch slices with my kitchen shears-only used to cut meat. from germany-they re great, i mix the soup concentrate and the rice together and gradually work the water in and other ingredients. that way the rice will cook nice and even., i sprayed the top of the chicken with wolfgang puck s olive oil cooking spray and then put emerille la gasse s chicken rub on top of the chicken. it has a great flavor to it., if you don tsp have the chicken rub you can take the cut up chicken , toss it in a bowl or plastic bag with olive oil or canola, little salt, pepper, paprika and touch of garlic powder. just don tsp use too much with the garlic powder. i use fresh usually, but in recipes like this; it works., i used the largest skillet that emerille la gasse makes to put it in., i mxed everything and baked it in the same pan.

flour, sugar, baking powder, baking soda, unsweetened applesauce, soymilk, lemon extract (depends on how lemony you like it) or 1/2-1 tsp lemon juice (depends on how lemony you like it), white vinegar, earth balance margarine (its vegan. if you don tsp have this, you can use 2 tbsp. olive oil), vanilla extract, frozen blueberries, oats (large flake looks best), brown sugar, cinnamon

warm water, sugar, scant tbsp active dry yeast, pumpernickel, vegetable oil (optional but will help the pitas stay fresher longer ), scant tbsp salt, chopped onion , scallions or chives, caraway seed (or dill seed), king arthur unbleached all-purpose flour, since the protein in rye flour or meal doesn tsp translate into gluten when it is mixed with a liquid, this dough won tsp have the stretch that an all-wheat dough will. if you use this ratio of pumpernickel to wheat when you re making pita bread, a pocket is reluctant to form. it is easy enough to make 1 with a knife after the pitas have baked. if you want the pocket to happen by itself and if you don tsp mind a milder rye flavor, use only 1 cup of pumpernickel and increase the wheat flour by the same measure, put this together as follows , using the pumpernickel in the initial sponge

couscous, unsalted butter (i don tsp use this.), boiling water, plain yogurt, good olive oil, white wine vinegar, curry powder, ground turmeric, kosher salt, freshly ground black pepper, grated (or small-diced) carrots, minced fresh flat-leaf parsley (cilantro is also nice), dried currants, blanched, sliced almonds, scallions, thinly sliced (white and green parts ), diced red onion

green bell peppers seeded and chopped (don tsp use red or yellow peppers for this), jalapenos sliced and keep the seeds, tomato puree, a few red peppers flakes (optional), white or red wine vinegar, sugar if tomato puree isn tsp sweet, fresh basil or parsley added towards the end of cooking

flaked coconut, blanched almonds , ground. obviously, you re not limited to almonds -- if you like pecans, then used ground pecans. if you re partial to walnuts, then use walnuts., panko bread crumbs. don tsp use regular bread crumbs -- they soak up too much oil and don tsp give you the light texture you re looking for. panko is generally available, either in a decent grocery store or in an asian market. make the effort -- it s really key to making this dish., all purpose flour, beaten eggs, salt, count) shrimp, shelled, oil for deep frying, seasoning (optional). if you are going to serve these with a highly seasoned dipping sauce, then don tsp add excessive seasoning to the batter. otherwise, use your imagination -- cayenne, old bay seasoning, whatever floats your boat.