12 diet french Recipes

own light wheat bread, egg whites, milk, nonfat , fluid, vanilla extract, cinnamon (or nutmeg)

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

french vanilla cake mix, diet sprite, egg, coconut extract, fat free cream cheese, powdered sugar, flaked coconut, chopped pecans

cold water, ground decaffeinated coffee, ground coffee, preferably french roast, swiss miss diet cocoa mix (1 package swiss miss no-sugar-added cocoa), caramel ice cream topping, fat-free half-and-half (optional), sugar-free hazelnut syrup (hazelnut or vanilla flavor), sweetened whipped cream (optional)

cool whip free, thawed, hot powdered cocoa mix , from a 25-calorie packet (like swiss miss diet or nestl fat free), sugar-free french vanilla powdered coffee creamer (like the kind by coffee-mate), light vanilla soymilk, jell-o sugar-free instant vanilla pudding mix, fat-free vanilla ice cream, crushed ice or 8 -12 ice cubes, rainbow candy sprinkles (or more )

onion, chopped, green pepper, chopped, carrots, chopped, celery heart, chopped, summer squash, chopped, zucchini, chopped, olive oil, low sodium chicken broth, low-sodium v-8 vegetable juice, low-sodium diced tomatoes, white beans, rinsed, crushed garlic (to taste), bay leaves, ground black pepper, chicken bouillon cubes (optional), low-sodium french style green beans, low-sodium wax beans, low-sodium peas, fresh baby spinach (optional)

egg beaters egg substitute , original, splenda sugar substitute, cinnamon, davinci sugar-free caramel topping, diet whole wheat bread (40 cal), walden farms zero calorie sugar-free maple syrup

margarine, onions, chopped, green bell pepper, chopped, celery, chopped, garlic cloves, minced, french bread (1-inch cubes ), seasoned stuffing mix or 2 cups croutons, plain, chicken stock, fresh parsley, chopped, dried thyme, dried oregano, oysters, undrained , and rough chopped, green onion, chopped, parmesan cheese, finely shredded

whole wheat roll (scoop out some of the breading to make it lighter), oscar mayer slow roasted roast beef, yellow onion, kraft swiss cheese, college inn beef broth, olive oil

onion, finely chopped, garlic cloves, minced, vegetable oil, chili powder, paprika, celery seeds, salt, black pepper, cayenne powder, tomato ketchup, pepsi , regular, brown sugar, dried oregano, cider vinegar, frenchs prepared mustard, worcestershire sauce, cocoa powder, maple syrup, liquid smoke, pepsi, regular non diet