36560 day ahead christmas turkey stuffing Recipes

salt, water, thyme, juniper berries, turkey, olive oil, chicken stock, sage, butter, black peppercorns

jumbo pimento stuffed olives, extra virgin olive oil, fresh thyme, chopped, fresh rosemary, chopped, garlic, pressed, chili flakes, fresh lemon juice

butter, cubed, bulk italian sausage, celery ribs, chopped, onion, chopped, egg substitute, water, turkey (16 lb), salt and pepper to taste

sliced carrots, chopped onion, chopped celery, dried thyme, pepper, butter, cubed cooked turkey, king arthur unbleached all-purpose flour, condensed golden mushroom soup, undiluted, frozen cut green beans, cooked and drained, pastry for double-crust pie (9 inches), milk

turkey, wild, dressed, bacon, onion, chopped, celery, chopped, water, cornbread stuffing mix (herb-seasoned), chicken bouillon (cube ), water, hot, burgundy wine, bacon, burgundy wine

noodles , cooked until tender and drained, cold turkey stuffing, diced cold turkey, mushrooms, sliced, chopped onion, butter, chopped parsley, hard-cooked eggs, sliced, turkey gravy, buttered crumbs

butter, melted, celery, finely chopped, onions, finely chopped, breadcrumbs (21 cups), salt, poultry seasoning, black pepper, sage, eggs, beaten, turkey liver, finely chopped, turkey heart, finely chopped, broth, fresh parsley, finely chopped

turkey neck, turkey gizzard, turkey heart, turkey liver, multigrain bread , staled, olive oil, onion, sage or 1 tbsp poultry seasoning, all-bran cereal, chicken stock, celery rib, finely diced, soya sauce, chopped garlic, grated walnuts

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

ground turkey, turkey stuffing mix, eggs, milk or 1/3 cup water, onion, diced, celery, diced, dried cranberries

fresh whole turkey, giblets and neck removed from cavity and reserved, unsalted butter, melted , plus 4 tbsp unsalted butter, room temperature, dry white wine, salt, freshly ground black pepper, turkey stuffing, dry red wine (optional) or 1 cup white wine, for gravy (optional), giblet stock

dried cranberries (5oz), salted butter, yellow onion, finely chopped, dried garlic (tastefully simple garlic garlic), celery ribs, finely chopped, cornbread stuffing mix, turkey stuffing mix, pecan pieces, eggs, chicken broth

mrs. cubbison s prepared stuffing (1 box), mrs. cubbison s herb-seasoned stuffing cubes (1 box), jiffy cornbread mix, olive oil, celery ribs, diced, onion, diced, hard-boiled eggs, diced, garlic, minced, sage, black pepper, butter, melted, turkey broth (from your cooked bird)

reduced sodium soy sauce, catsup, white wine vinegar, sugar, chicken broth, cornstarch, leftover turkey, in bite size pieces, cooking oil, red onion, sliced, sweet potato, peeled and cut into bite sized chunks, broccoli florets, red sweet bell peppers, cored, seeded and cut into bite sized chunks, water

prepared stuffing, 3/4 of it for the bottom the rest for dotting on top, cooked turkey, frozen mixed vegetables, thawed and slightly cooked, green onions, diced, reduced-fat mayonnaise (hellmans is what i use), plain low-fat yogurt, pepper, cream of chicken soup, whipping cream or 1/4 cup milk, shredded cheese, divided, tarragon (optional)

turkey tenderloins or 12 oz turkey thighs, boneless and skinless, tomato sauce, tomatoes, chopped, onion, thinly sliced, green bell pepper, chopped, pimento stuffed olives, sliced, garlic clove, minced, ground cumin, ground oregano, black pepper, lemon juice, salt, cooked brown rice (optional), cooked black beans (optional)

turkey, with giblets removed, chicken broth, dried mushrooms, chopped onion, chopped celery, chopped green pepper, vegetable oil, plus extra for rubbing on turkey, kosher salt, plus extra for seasoning turkey, challah bread , cut into 1/2-inch cubes (from approximately 4 to 5 slices), unsweetened dried cherries, approximately 1 cup, chopped pecans, approximately 1/2 cup, whole eggs, beaten, dried rubbed sage, dried parsley, freshly ground black pepper, plus extra for seasoning chicken, special equipment : 1 re-usable organic cotton produce bag

green peppers or 4 large red peppers, seeded, cored and sliced in half lengthwise, olive oil, mushroom, chopped, onion, chopped, celery, chopped, garlic clove, chopped, lean ground turkey (i use 93% lean), egg, beaten, garlic powder, salt and pepper, to taste, italian-style diced tomatoes, undrained, tomato sauce, parmesan cheese (fresh grated or shredded ) or mozzarella cheese, for topping (fresh grated or shredded)