15131 cranberry aways Recipes

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

cranberry jell-o gelatin (or 1 each of cranberry and raspberry jellos) or 2 (3 1/2 oz) boxes (or 1 each of cranberry and raspberry jellos), raw cranberries, ground, oranges, ground (1-1/2 with peel, 1-1/2 without peel ), apples, peeled (ground or finely chopped ), sugar, very hot water (for jello), walnuts, chopped

cranberry juice, cranberry flavored jell-o mix, jellied cranberry sauce, pie shell, baked

cranberry-raspberry juice , cocktail, dry full-bodied spanish red wine, grand marnier or 2 tbsp orange juice, sugar, orange, thinly sliced, lemon, thinly sliced, fresh cranberries or 1 cup fresh raspberry, club soda, chilled

cranberry juice cocktail, vodka, chamborde raspberry liqueur, champagne or 1 oz sparkling wine, fresh cranberries (to garnish ) or fresh raspberry (to garnish)

free commercially-prepared orange juice, cranberry juice, orange juice, divided, cranberry juice, divided, sparkling water, divided (cranberry-flavored, if possible)

cranberries and marinated them for a couple of hours in 1/2 cup pama pomegranate liqueur and the juice/pulp of 1 blood orange. another find that i cannot live without in both my liquor cabinet and my kitchen. and well....ok, i gave in and marinated 1 cup large flame raisins in 1/2 cup dark rum to mix up a second traditional loaf because afterall - it is st. patrick s day and 1 has to remember not to offend the leprechauns hanging around, just in case they decide to consider bestowing luck upon you., here is the lucky recipe, all purpose flour, sugar ; 1 tsp. heavy sparkling (for top garnish), baking powder, salt, baking soda, butter, chilled , cut into cubes, imitation butter flavor, buttermilk (or 1 cup. milk & 1 tsp. lemon juice), fruit (pomegranate orange cranberries or rum raisin mixture), orange zest added into the cranberry mixture only

cranberry flavored jell-o mix, boiling water, orange, peeled and chopped, fresh or frozen cranberries, chopped, apples - peeled, cored and chopped, white sugar, chopped celery, chopped walnuts

cranberry flavored jell-o mix, whole cranberry sauce, lime flavored jell-o mix, cream cheese, softened, crushed pineapple, drained, chopped walnuts

sugar, powdered sugar, butter (no substitutes), oil, grated orange zest, vanilla, egg, flour, baking soda, cream of tartar, salt, craisins (chopped )

cranberry juice, cranberry vodka (optional), salt, center cut rack of pork , frenched, with fat and silver skin removed, clarified butter, dried cranberries, toasted pecans, plain bread crumbs, picked thyme, clarified butter, wilted spinach , recipe follows, apple tart , recipe follows, cranberry sauce , recipe follows, fresh or frozen cranberries, butter , plus 4 oz (1 stick) cold , cut into small pieces, sugar, salt, riesling wine, cranberry juice, thyme sprig, granny smith apples, butter, plus extra for brushing, salt, sugar, heavy cream, baking potato , like russets, sheet store-bought puff pastry, thyme sprig

cranberry juice cocktail, sugar-free cranberry gelatin (recommended : jell-o), orange flavored vodka, whole berry cranberry sauce (recommended : ocean spray), orange zest, chopped pecans, fresh cranberries and mint sprigs, for garnish

cranberry sauce (cranberry relish, not sauce!), lime curd, red wine vinegar, olive oil

cranberries, mandarin oranges (drained ), fresh blueberries, cherry-flavored dried cranberries (amount is up to you), sugar (per directions on bag of cranberries), water

cranberries, rinsed and picked over (i used ocean spray), sweet apple , such as mcintosh or macoun,peeled,cored,cut into pieces (organic if possible), apple cider or 1 cup cranberry- , not apple juice, splenda sugar substitute, cinnamon, frozen strawberries, slightly thawed (organic , if possible)

cranberry nut bars, eggs, sugar, flour, butter or margarine, melted, fresh or frozen cranberries, chopped walnuts, preheat oven to 350of. grease an 8-inch baking pan., beat eggs in a medium mixing bowl until thick. gradually add sugar , beating until thoroughly blended. stir in flour and melted butter; blend well. add cranberries and walnuts, mixing gently just until combined. spread evenly in pan., bake for 40 to 45 minutes or until golden brown and a toothpick inserted into the center comes out clean. cool and cut into bars.

cranberry-raspberry juice cocktail, dry, full-bodied spanish red wine, grand marnier or orange juice, sugar, orange, thinly sliced, lemon, thinly sliced, fresh cranberries or fresh raspberries, club soda, chilled, garnish: citrus rind curls

cranberry juice, strawberry flavored jell-o, whole berry cranberry sauce, vanilla ice cream, prepared graham cracker crust, heavy cream, white sugar, vanilla extract