347 completely inauthentic Recipes

complete buttermilk pancake mix, water, maple syrup, butter, melted, ground cinnamon, brown sugar, water, butter, vanilla extract

complete buttermilk pancake mix, heavy whipping cream, grated orange peel, milk chocolate candy bars (1.55 oz each), chopped

complete buttermilk pancake mix, instant butterscotch pudding mix, butter, melted, egg, chopped pecans, toasted

complete pancake mix, water, grated apple, ground cinnamon, sugar, cornstarch, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, apple cider or juice, butter, cubed, lemon juice

hot chili beans, kidney beans or 1 (15 oz) can black beans, condensed tomato soup, diced tomatoes, tomato paste, green bell peppers, diced, white onion, diced, carton white mushrooms, sliced, frozen corn, lean ground beef (you can leave the meat out completely if you prefer) or 1 lb ground turkey (you can leave the meat out completely if you prefer), garlic powder, cumin, chili powder, kosher salt, black pepper, dried basil, tabasco sauce (more or less , depending on how hot you like it)

sliced fresh strawberries (sliced in half or in thirds ), sugar, water, strawberry gelatin (i use jell-o gelatin for this), cornstarch (measured out exactly 1/4-cup), drops red food coloring (or as desired ), pie pastry (use a deep-dish crust baked and cooled completely, or can use a prepared graham cracker crust), cream (or to taste), fresh sliced strawberry, for the top (optional)

cream cheese , completely softened, butter (not margarine, completely softened), brown sugar , firmly packed, salt, flour, vanilla

fresh blueberries, rinsed and completely dried, fresh red grapes, rinsed and completely dried, raw shelled walnuts, dry roasted salted peanut, cacoa bittersweet chocolate chips (i like ghirardelli or you can use your favorite dark chocolate!)

meatballs, lean ground beef, butter or 2 tbsp margarine, onion, chopped, sweet green pepper, chopped, garlic powder, ground cumin powder, complete seasoning (i use badia ), maggi seasoning sauce, white bread (soaked in some water), eggs (beaten ), salt, habanero sauce (optional), butter, vegetable oil, onion, chopped, tomato, chopped, sweet green pepper, chopped, crushed beef bouillon, ground cumin powder, complete seasoning (i use badia ), curry powder, distilled vinegar, tomato paste, soy sauce, water, vegetable oil

peeled and cored pears, water, sugar, vanilla, lemon juice, put everything in a stainless steel pan and bring to a boil. simmer on low until pears are slightly soft. drain pears completely and set on paper towels to dry completely and cool, raspberries, x 15 puff pastry sheet

chef karen harper , pastry chef for the black rabbit restaurant at mcmenamins edgefield in troutdale, oregon, courtesy of chef harper and mozzarella fresca. the cheesecake must be made a day in advance. (i first saw this recipe in a newspaper, but it s readily found throughout the internet.), all refrigerated ingredients should be at room temperature ., mascarpone (you can, substitute cream cheese ), sugar, grand marnier, eggs, kosher salt, in grand marnier, must be done in advance; cover and refrigerate., preheat the oven to 300of., beat the mascarpone/cream cheese until creamy. gradually beat in the sugar , salt and grand marnier., at a time add the eggs , scraping the sides of the bowl often., scrape batter into the crust and smooth the top. bake on a cookie sheet until the center barely jiggles when the pan is tapped, 45 to 55 minutes. let cool in the pan on a rack for 2 hours., unmold, cover and refrigerate overnight., chocolate graham cracker crust, chocolate graham crackers, melted unsalted butter, springform pan, preheat oven to 375of., in a food processor , blend graham crackers and butter until completely incorporated., mash the crumb mixture evenly into bottom of a 10 springform pan. bake 10 minutes ; cool completely., chocolate ganache, chopped semisweet chocolate (use top quality chocolate), heavy cream, grand marnier, be done in advance, covered and refrigerated ., bring cream just to the boil. remove from heat and stir in chocolate till incorporated., using a whisk , very gently stir in grand marnier. let ganache cool till is thick enough to spread. if ganache becomes too thick, warm it in a water bath or double boiler., candied orange slices, unpeeled oranges, sliced from top to bottom in 1/4 thick slices, sugar, water, be done in advance, covered and refrigerated ., boil orange slices in water for 10 minutes, gently stirring occasionally., stir in sugar and cook for another five minutes. remove orange slices with tongs to a baking sheet and allow them to cool completely. reserve the orange simple syrup for other culinary uses, mousse, do not do this step till ready to build the dessert., mascarpone, zest from 1 orange, heavy cream , whipped stiff, sugar, unflavored gelatin, cold water

instant mashed potato flakes, complete dry pancake mix, chopped onion, shredded cheddar cheese, skim milk, egg, beaten, extra-virgin olive oil, garlic powder, salt and pepper to taste, cayenne pepper (optional)

poblano chile casserole with corn and cheese, fresh poblano chiles, butter, yellow onion, chopped, garlic cloves, minced, fresh corn kernels, or frozen thawed (from about 6 ears or two 10-oz packages), grated manchego or monterey jack cheese, cooked white rice, crema or sour cream, red salsa (see recipe below ), grated queso anejo or parmesan cheese, char chiles over gas flame or under broiler until blackened on all sides. enclose in plastic bag and let stand 10 minutes. peel chiles. starting at stem end, carefully cut 1 slit down length of each chile, leaving stems and tops intact if possible. carefully remove seeds and veins from chiles., preheat oven to 350 degrees f. melt butter in heavy large saute pan over medium heat. add onion and saute until translucent, about 5 minutes. add garlic and saute 1 minute longer. add corn and saute 2 minutes. season to taste with salt and pepper. cool completely. stir in manchego or monterey jack cheese. stuff chiles with corn mixture., butter 15x10-inch baking dish. place rice in prepared dish. nestle stuffed chiles in single layer into rice. mix crema and red salsa in medium bowl; pour over chiles and rice. sprinkle with anejo cheese., bake until chiles are heated through and sauce bubbles, about 25 minutes (about 40 minutes for refrigerated casserole)., red salsa, vegetable oil, yellow onion, thinly sliced, garlic, sliced, fresh jalapeno chili pepper, stemmed, seeded and thinly sliced, salt , or to taste, canned plum tomatoes with their juices, in a saucepan over medium heat , warm the vegetable oil. add the onion and saute until soft, about 10 minutes. add the garlic, chili pepper and salt and cook for 2 minutes longer. add the tomatoes and their juices and reduce the heat to low. cook the tomatoes, stirring occasionally to break them up, until soft and the juices have reduced by half, 10-15 minutes., let cool slightly , then transfer to a blender. puree until smooth, then strain through a sieve placed over a bowl. set aside to cool completely for use as a table salsa. or reheat gently over low heat to use hot. to store, cover tightly and keep in the refrigerator for up to 4 days or in the freezer for up to 1 month.

chicken drumsticks (remove the fat completely) or 6 chicken breasts (remove the fat completely), low-fat plain yogurt, big onion (coarse paste), garlic cloves (coarse paste), green cardamoms, cinnamon stick, bay leaves, black pepper (prefer freshly ground ), salt, canola oil or 1 1/2 tbsp olive oil

hard white bread (stale and toasted broken into medium crumbs), fresh herbs such as basil or 2 cups a combination italian parsley, thyme, tarragon, arugula, basil etc, garlic cloves, olive oil , plus as much needed to complete consistency, hard dry cheese such as parmigiano (manchego, romano, a harder emmental or a combination), fresh grated citrus zest such as lemons (completely optional) or 1/2 tbsp orange (completely optional), salt

pure maple syrup plus more for serving, walnut pieces, complete pancake mix (such as aunt jemima original complete), water, brandy or orange juice, vegetable oil, creme fraiche,* whisked to loosen

green beans, corn, peas, carrot, cooked potatoes, cream of chicken soup, diced onion, garlic, crushed, cooked shredded chicken (i use leftovers ), basil (more or less to taste), salt and pepper (to taste), bisquick , complete mix made following directions (i used buttermilk, but think that the cheddar/garlic would be great too!!!)

frozen bread dough , loaf completely thawed (such as rhodes bread dough, or can use 1 13 7/8 oz package refrigerated prepared pizza crust, s), olive oil (or as needed), fresh ground black pepper, dried italian seasoning (rubbed between fingers to release the flavor), pizza pepperoni, finely chopped, shredded mozzarella cheese, freshly grated parmesan cheese, kosher salt