1472 complete utter insanity points Recipes

fresh or frozen (not thawed) pitted sour cherries (3/4 lb), sugar, di saronno amaretto or other almond-flavored liqueur, cornstarch, cold water, sliced almondstoasted and cooled completely, fine vanilla-wafer crumbs (from about 40 wafers), unsalted butter, melted, egg whites, cream of tartar, chilled heavy cream, sweet marsala wine or sweet sherry, coarsely ground amaretti cookies (from about 20 1-inch cookies)

unsalted butter, softened, sugar, salt, egg whites, vanilla, all-purpose flour, pecans, chopped fine, toasted lightly , and cooled completely

eggs , unbroken, stalk celery, complete with leaves chopped fine, fresh chives, chopped fine, fresh italian parsley, chopped fine, coarse black pepper, balsamic vinegar, mayonnaise, more if desired for consistency, pumpernickel rounds or 24 -40 slices rye bread or 24 -40 slices crackers

cut green beans, undrained, white vinegar, beef bouillon cube, water (or enough to completely cover the green beans), vegetable oil

melted butter, garlic powder, grated parmesan cheese, red potatoes (unpeeled , halved lengthwise and dried completely with a paper towel), olive oil, salt and pepper

mint leaves, lime, sugar syrup, raspberries, white rum, chambord raspberry liquor, cranberry juice, to complete

eggs, water (more if necessary to cover the eggs completely)

warm water (100 degrees ), active dry yeast, all-purpose flour (2-cups), warm water (100 degrees ), milk, sugar, active dry yeast, all-purpose flour (2 1/2 cups), unsalted butter , completely softened at room temperature (3 1/2 tbsp), unsalted butter, chilled, egg, beaten with, sugar , and, salt

turkey, fresh or thawed completely, lemon & herb seasoning, garlic granules, salt & freshly ground black pepper, extra virgin olive oil, wood chunks , hickory,applewood,oak,pecan,or other smoking hardwood,soaked in water at least overnight (not chips), good quality charcoal (not self lighting, and do not use charcoal lighter fluid!)

vodka, midori melon liqueur, triple sec, lime juice, lemonade, to complete

sugar, milk, complete biscuit mix (i use bisquick), egg, pumpkin pie filling (i use libby s), pumpkin pie spice, chopped black walnut

elbow macaroni , cooked al-dente, and completely cooled, tuna, mayonnaise , do not use salad dressing, kosher dill pickles, coarsely chopped, celery ribs, thinly sliced, dried dill, salt and black pepper, fresh dill sprig (optional), hard-boiled egg (optional)

sugar, eggs, oil, water, cocoa, salt, vanilla, buttermilk, flour, vinegar, baking soda, egg whites (these will not be cooked - you can omit these completely - use real - or use dried egg wh), vanilla, flour, milk, white shortening, sugar

head radicchio di treviso or medium round radicchio, olive oil, vegetable oil for frying, kale leaves , tough ribs discarded, washed and patted completely dry

kosher salt, brown sugar, boiling water, balsamic vinegar, white balsamic vinegar (so called ), worcestershire sauce, white wine worcestershire sauce, head garlic, finely chopped or 1 tbsp garlic granules, to taste, onions, finely chopped or 2 tsp onion powder, to taste, black peppercorns, dried thyme, lightly crushed, whole allspice, dried basil, lightly crushed, dried oregano or 1 tsp dried marjoram, lightly crushed, ground ginger, ground cardamom, creole seasoning (we use tony chachere s or paul prudhomme s, usually tony s), crushed red pepper flakes or 1/2 tsp cayenne pepper, to taste, extra virgin olive oil (at least a couple tbsp is highly recommended) (optional), turkey , thawed completely if frozen, ice cubes (or equivalent from your freezer)

white cake mix (or use yellow cake mix), egg whites (or as called for by your cake mix) or 3 eggs (or as called for by your cake mix), oil (or as called for by your cake mix), water (or as called for by your cake mix), frozen strawberries , completely thawed (do not drain the juice), vanilla pudding mix (or cream cheese pudding mix), half-and-half cream or 1 cup use 18% table cream, cornstarch, cool whip frozen whipped topping, thawed, fresh sliced strawberry

vegetable oil, for frying, complete pancake mix, any brand, divided, water, hot sauce, divided (recommended -- tabasco), chicken tenders or 1 1/4 lbs chicken breasts, cut into small bite-sized pieces, store bought good quality refrigerated blue cheese dressing (recommended -- marie s brand), scallions, finely chopped, coarse black pepper , 1/3 palm full, cut celery rib, store bought

black beans, fresh garlic cloves, minced, apple cider vinegar, complete seasoning (ground cumin , garlic powder, salt), ears fresh corn, butter or 2 tbsp margarine, salt, white pepper, red pepper, fresh cilantro, chopped, scallion, chopped, lime, shredded monterey jack cheese (or pepper jack), reynolds wrap foil