672 cocotte pint mouths lol Recipes

eggs, milk, cinnamon, vanilla extract (optional), fresh nutmeg (optional), white bread or 8 slices whole wheat bread, fresh strawberries or 1 pint fresh blueberries or 1 pint fresh blackberries or 1 pint fresh raspberry, cream

pineapple juice, chilled, lime sherbet or 1 pint lemon sherbet or 1 pint raspberry sherbet, vanilla ice cream, ginger ale or 1 (12 oz) bottle 7-up soda

frozen limeade concentrate, tequila, triple sec, tonic water, tangerine sherbet or 1 pint lemon sherbet or 1 pint lime sherbet

poundcake , cut into 10 slices, orange juice, fresh strawberries or 2 pints fresh blueberries or 2 pints fresh raspberries, sugar, milk, cold, vanilla pudding mix , the 4 serving size package, cool whip

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

rabbit, quartered, bacon, cut in thirds, sliced onions, garlic cloves, minced, flour, beef broth, red wine, dried thyme, dried parsley, bay leaves, salt and pepper

eggs, double cream, gruyere cheese, finely grated, nutmeg, ground, pepper, ground

extra-large eggs, fresh black truffle, heavy cream, unsalted butter, softened, salt & freshly ground black pepper, emmenthaler cheese, grated (or comte or gruyere)

red ripe tomatoes, garlic clove, chopped, olive oil, plus extra for drizzling, balsamic vinegar, chopped flat leaf parsley, salt & freshly ground black pepper, eggs, whole wheat bread crumbs

pork sausage (i used a lb), water, half-and-half, stone ground corn grits, gruyere, grated, eggs, kosher salt & freshly ground black pepper, to taste

mixed baby lettuces and spring greens, raspberries (mix & match to your taste or substitue others) or 1/2 pint blackberries (mix & match to your taste or substitue others) or 1/2 pint strawberries (mix & match to your taste or substitue others) or 1/2 pint blueberries (mix & match to your taste or substitue others), carrot, shaved, sliced mushrooms, fresh broccoli, chopped, sweet onion, sliced thin, celery ribs, diced, tomatoes, shredded cheddar cheese or 1/2 cup mexican blend cheese, grated parmesan cheese

short-grain rice or 2 cups medium grain rice, cooked, sweetened condensed milk, egg yolks, water, ground cinnamon, vanilla extract, raisins (optional), milk or 1/2-2/3 cup half-and-half cream or 1/2-2/3 cup cream, fresh raspberries or 1 pint fresh strawberries or 1 pint frozen unsweetened raspberries or 1 pint frozen unsweetened strawberries, processed toasted almond, processed toasted almond (optional), ground nutmeg (optional), cream (optional) or non-dairy whipped topping (optional), ground cinnamon (optional), fresh mint sprig (optional)

brownies (3x3 ), vanilla ice cream or 1/4 pint coffee ice cream or 1/4 pint peppermint ice cream, egg white, sugar

fresh strawberries, half-pints fresh raspberries, half-pints fresh blueberries, half-pints fresh blackberries, sugar, vanilla bean, split and seeds removed

sheets leaf gelatin , or generous 1/2-oz powered gelatin, english pint creamy milk (english pint = 20 fl. oz: american pint = 16 fl. ounces), rose water, sugar

olive oil, whole chicken, cut into 8 pieces, salt and ground black pepper to taste, carrots, peeled and cut into 1-inch pieces, potatoes, quartered, stalks celery , cut into 1-inch pieces, onion, chopped, garlic, chopped, chicken bouillon cubes, water