250898 christmas time chipped beef cheese ball Recipes

cream cheese, softened, butter, softened, sugar, brown sugar, vanilla extract, semisweet chocolate chips, chopped pecans

cream cheese, softened, butter, softened, vanilla extract, sugar, brown sugar, semisweet chocolate chips, chopped pecans, graham crackers

shredded cheddar cheese, reduced-fat cream cheese, reduced-fat butter, onion powder, garlic powder, chopped green chilies, baked nacho-flavored tortilla chips, crushed, minced fresh cilantro, tortilla chips

cream cheese, softened, ricotta cheese, sour cream, sliced dried beef, finely chopped, shredded cheddar cheese, crisp rice cereal, crushed, chopped white onion, worcestershire sauce, blue paste food coloring, shredded swiss cheese, chopped, chopped white onion, chopped ripe olives, shredded cheddar cheese, sliced dried beef, chopped red onion, chopped green onions (green tops only ), diced sweet yellow pepper, diced sweet red pepper, water chestnut slices, cream cheese, softened, milk, black paste food coloring, breadsticks, assorted crackers

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

softened cream cheese, brown sugar, butter softened, powdered sugar, chopped nuts, vanilla flavoring, chocolate chips

shredded cheddar cheese, reduced fat cream cheese, butter, onion powder, garlic powder, chopped green chilies, baked nacho tortilla chips crushed, minced fresh cilantro, tortilla chips

shredded cheddar cheese, reduced fat cream cheese, butter, onion powder, garlic powder, chopped green chilies, baked nacho tortilla chips crushed, minced fresh cilantro, tortilla chips

cream cheese, softened, butter, softened, sugar, brown sugar, vanilla extract, chocolate chips, chopped pecans nuts ( optional)

cream cheese, softened, butter, softened, sugar, brown sugar, vanilla expert, semisweet chocolate chips, chopped pecans

chocolate-flavored nilla wafers or chocolate graham crackers or plain and add more chocolate chips, semisweet chocolate chips, peppermint candies (about 36), pecans, cream cheese, softened

cream cheese, softened, pimento cheese sandwich spread 12-14 oz depending on brand, shredded cheddar (i use sharp), worchestershire sauce, to taste (i use 5), minced onion, pecan chips , walnut chips or parsley flakes for covering.

brown sugar, butter, softened, cream cheese, softened, semi-sweet chocolate chips, pecans, finely chopped, powdered sugar, vanilla extract

cream cheese, softened, chopped pecans, milk chocolate chips, finely chopped, starlight mints, crushed, red and green sprinkles , optional, chocolate wafers

beef (from #138395), taco seasoning mix, water, taco shells or 6 -8 flour tortillas, shredded lettuce, chopped tomato, sliced olive, shredded cheddar cheese, chopped onion, sour cream, salsa

shredded low-fat cheddar cheese, low fat 2% cottage cheese, horseradish mustard, cayenne, fat free cream cheese, cut up and softened, sun-dried tomato, chopped (not packed in oil), dry vegetable soup mix (1 package), chopped fresh flat leaf parsley, bagel chips or 8 french bread, slices

half of beef fillet, cut into 1/2inch cubes, leftover horseradish mayonnaise or mustard horseradish vinaigrette, red, green and yellow bell pepper, diced into 1/4inch cubes, salt and freshly ground black pepper, watercress or arugula, washed, olive oil

butter, chopped onion , bell pepper and mushrooms, paprika, cooked diced beef, leftover vegetables, chopped, chopped canned plum tomatoes or leftover broth, salt and freshly ground black pepper, sour cream, chopped dill, cooked rice or egg noodles