9723 christmas tacos tacos Recipes

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

christmas pudding, brandy, melted dark cooking chocolate, melted white chocolate

taco meat filling, ground beef, taco seasoning, batter, all-purpose flour, masa corn flour or corn meal, yeast, sugar, salt, milk, very warm (120 degrees f to 130 degrees f), corn oil, egg, shredded cheese, mexican-style, tortilla chips, partially crushed

taco shells, ground turkey, water, taco seasoning, lettuce, tomato, cheese, salsa, sour cream

taco shells, broken, ground beef, taco seasoning mix, water, minced onions, tomato sauce, grated monterey jack cheese, tomato, cut in wedges, stuffed green olives, sliced

taco seasoning mix, mild green chilies, drained, chopped, colby-monterey jack cheese (cut into 16 1/2-inch cubes ), egg white, water, nacho cheese flavored tortilla chips, crushed, taco sauce, thick style, honey

taco shell, taco seasoning, ground beef, tomato sauce, lettuce, tomato, sour cream, cheddar cheese

taco chips, sour cream, salsa, chopped green onion, ground beef, taco seasoning, tomato sauce, chopped black olives, chopped red onion, chili, shredded sharp cheddar cheese

taco seasoning, taco chips or 1 (11 oz) bag nacho cheese flavor doritos, cream of chicken soup, cream of mushroom soup, rotel, ground beef, minced onion, american cheese

taco flavored doritos (crushed ), catalina dressing (i like the fat free), lean ground beef, onion, chopped, taco seasoning, black olives, sliced, mexican blend cheese (feel free to use what you like), roma tomatoes, chopped (your preference on size), head of lettuce

taco seasoning mix, cornstarch, cornmeal, chili powder, ground cumin, dried oregano, chicken wings (tips removed )

christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy

christmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.

taco wings, all-purpose flour, approx. 1 1/4 oz) taco seasoning mix, chicken wings, tips removed , cut at the joints, butter, crushed doritos or other corn chips, combine flour with taco seasoning mix in a plastic food storage bag. add chicken wings, a few at a time, and shake to coat thoroughly., melt butter in a 15x10x1-inch baking pan (jelly roll pan size) or a large roasting pan., add chicken to the pan turning over to coat well with the melted butter. roll chicken pieces in corn chips then return to the baking pan. bake at 350o for 45 minutes., makes about 32 taco chicken wing appetizers .

taco bell soft and hard taco kit, ground turkey or beef, shredded sharp cheddar cheese, shredded lettuce, whole tomatoes, sour cream

taco meat filling, ground beef, taco seasoning, batter, ap flour, corn meal, rapid rise yeast, sugar, salt, very warm milk, corn or vegetable oil, egg, shredded cheese (your choice ), partially crushed corn chips, chunky salsa