39172 christmas seasoning rub Recipes

  • Christmas With Louise
    christmas with louise and
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    christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house
    15 ingredients
  • Christmas Mini Choc Puddings
    christmas pudding, brandy, melted dark cooking chocolate and
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    christmas pudding, brandy, melted dark cooking chocolate, melted white chocolate
    1 hour 15 min, 4 ingredients
  • Christmas Goose with Orange Glaze
    domestic goose (10 to 12 lb), salt, rubbed sage, pepper and
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    domestic goose (10 to 12 lb), salt, rubbed sage, pepper, navel oranges, divided, light corn syrup, sugar
    15 min, 7 ingredients
  • Christmas Meat Pie
    ground pork, ground venison, water, onions, chopped and
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    ground pork, ground venison, water, onions, chopped, carrot, chopped, beef gravy mix, dried thyme, ground mustard, garlic cloves, minced, rubbed sage, pepper, salt, hot mashed potatoes (prepared without added butter or milk), pastry for double-crust pie (9 inches), milk
    50 min, 15 ingredients
  • Mini Christmas Puddings
    christmas plum pudding or 200 g christmas cake, brandy and
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    christmas plum pudding or 200 g christmas cake, brandy, icing sugar, egg white, dragees (silver balls)
    45 min, 5 ingredients
  • Best BBQ Rub in Texas
    seasoning salt, paprika, chili powder, ground ginger and
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    seasoning salt, paprika, chili powder, ground ginger, ground nutmeg, ground dry mustard, dry mesquite flavored seasoning mix, garlic salt, black pepper, brown sugar
    15 min, 11 ingredients
  • Christmas Nuts N' Bolts Snack
    butter, worcestershire sauce, celery salt, garlic powder and
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    butter, worcestershire sauce, celery salt, garlic powder, garlic salt, seasoning salt, onion powder, cheerios toasted oat cereal, shreddies cereal, pretzel stick, bugles original flavor snacks, original ritz bits miniature crackers, salted nuts or 4 cups peanuts
    1 hour , 13 ingredients
  • Christmas Tree Veggie Platter
    broccoli, head cauliflower, grape tomatoes, pretzel rods and
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    broccoli, head cauliflower, grape tomatoes, pretzel rods, recipe dill dip, sour cream (can use lite ), real mayonnaise (can use lite ), dried dill weed, beau monde seasoning, if you can tsp find beau monde, use 1 tsp each: garlic powder, celery salt and onion salt), dried parsley, dried onion
    12 ingredients
  • Christmas Pudding Shots Christmas Pudding Shots
    christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream and
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    christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy
    4 hour 5 min, 5 ingredients
  • Christmas Honey Fruit Drops Christmas Honey Fruit Drops
    christmas honey fruit drops and
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    christmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.
    11 min, 14 ingredients
  • Christmas Cornish Game Hens (Patrick and Gina Neely) Christmas Cornish Game Hens (Patrick and Gina Neely)
    holiday dry rub, salt, chili powder, sugar and
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    holiday dry rub, salt, chili powder, sugar, ground cinnamon
    1 hour 5 min, 5 ingredients
  • Christmas Eggplant (Aubergine)  (Delicious Winter Vegetables) Christmas Eggplant (Aubergine) (Delicious Winter Vegetables)
    eggplant, peeled and cut into chunks (10 -12-inch long) and
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    eggplant, peeled and cut into chunks (10 -12-inch long), onion, chopped, red bell pepper, chopped, garlic cloves, minced, zucchini, cut into chunks (6-inch long), roma tomatoes, chopped, olive oil, seasoned dipping oil or 1/4 cup other seasoned oil, red wine vinegar, salt, pepper, shredded mozzarella cheese (optional)
    1 hour 10 min, 13 ingredients
  • Christmas Chowder Christmas Chowder
    live maine ' chicken' lobsters, approximately 1 lb each and
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    live maine chicken lobsters, approximately 1 lb each, potatoes (recommended : russet, german butterball, or yukon gold), high-quality smoked slab bacon, diced to 1/4 inch, leeks, white part only, rinsed and diced to 1/2 inch, several cups water , lobster stock, or fish stock, unsalted butter, freshly ground black pepper, heavy cream, sea salt, for seasoning, ground chipotle or cayenne pepper, for seasoning, fresh chives, snipped, for garnish, suggestion : crackers, note : don tsp attempt to use half-and-half--it tends to curdle.
    1 hour 15 min, 13 ingredients
  • Christmas Meatballs Christmas Meatballs
    eggs, onion soup mix, chopped dried cranberries and
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    eggs, onion soup mix, chopped dried cranberries, seasoned bread crumbs, minced fresh parsley, lean ground beef, whole berry cranberry sauce, beef broth, brown sugar, ketchup, chopped onions, cider vinegar
    1 hour 10 min, 12 ingredients
  • Christmas Brunch Casserole Christmas Brunch Casserole
    pork sausage (hot or mild or both!), butter and
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    pork sausage (hot or mild or both!), butter, onion, peeled and small chunked, sliced mushrooms, chopped green pepper, frozen hash brown potatoes, thawed, shredded reduced-fat cheddar cheese, salt (to taste), white pepper, black pepper, dry mustard, poultry seasoning, my microwave roasted garlic cloves, chopped fine (easy roasted garlic), eggs or 4 cups egg beaters egg substitute, milk, parmesan cheese, tomatoes, sliced and excess liquid removed, cilantro leaf, parmesan cheese, roasted red peppers or red bell pepper, chopped fine, green bell pepper, chopped fine
    1 hour 15 min, 21 ingredients
  • Christmas Or Anytime Meatballs Christmas Or Anytime Meatballs
    eggs, dry onion soup mix, dry seasoned breadcrumbs and
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    eggs, dry onion soup mix, dry seasoned breadcrumbs, dried cranberries, chopped, fresh parsley, minced, lean ground beef, whole berry cranberry sauce, ketchup, beef broth or stock, brown sugar, onion, minced, cider vinegar
    30 min, 12 ingredients
  • Christmas Meatballs Christmas Meatballs
    eggs, onion soup mix, seasoned bread crumbs and
    10 More
    eggs, onion soup mix, seasoned bread crumbs, chopped dried cranberries, minced fresh parsley, lean ground beef, sauce, whole-berry cranberry sauce, ketchup, beef broth, brown sugar, chopped onion, cider vinegar
    1 hour , 13 ingredients
  • Christmas Meatballs Christmas Meatballs
    eggs, onion soup mix, seasoned bread crumbs and
    10 More
    eggs, onion soup mix, seasoned bread crumbs, chopped dried cranberries, tb minced fresh parsley, lean ground beef, sauce, whole-berry cranberry sauce, ketchup, beef broth, tb brown sugar, tb finely chopped onion, cider vinegar
    10 min, 13 ingredients




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