31492 christmas roll ups Recipes

cream cheese, margarine, pepper, chicken, cooked and diced, mushrooms drained, crescent rolls, seasoned bread crumbs, creamy chicken mushroom soup, milk

tube (4 oz) refrigerated crescent rolls, process american cheese, quartered, frozen broccoli spears, thawed and patted dry

tube (8 oz) refrigerated crescent rolls, pepperoni, cut into quarters, string cheese (1 oz each), cut into quarters, garlic salt

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

rolled oats, flour, brown sugar, baking soda, salt, cold butter, brown sugar, eggs, baking powder, salt, almond extract, coconut, green and red maraschino cherry, halved, pecan halves

olive oil, chopped onion, garlic, minced, tomatoes, cut up, tomato paste, snipped fresh basil or 1/2 tsp dried basil, crushed, sugar, salt, black pepper, dried lasagna noodles, frozen chopped spinach, thawed, fat-free or reduced-fat ricotta cheese, shredded part-skim mozzarella cheese (1/2 cup), shredded parmesan cheese, snipped fresh basil or 1/2 tsp dried basil or italian seasoning, crushed, slightly beaten egg white

white sugar, ground cinnamon, vegetable oil for deep frying, white sugar, ground cinnamon, apples - peeled, cored and diced, cream cheese, at room temperature, caramel ice cream topping, vanilla extract, egg roll wrappers, cornstarch, water

pillsbury refrigerated crescent dinner rolls, cooked ham, cheddar cheese , cut into strips

refrigerated pie crust (rolled kind work best ), raspberry jam, powdered sugar

pillsbury refrigerated crescent dinner rolls, pepperoni, mozzarella cheese

light butter, melted, dijon-horseradish mustard, pillsbury refrigerated crescent dinner rolls, kielbasa (lite ) or 1 lb hillshire farm smoked sausage (lite), yellow onion, sliced thin and caramelized in (optional), butter (optional)

ground beef, tomato sauce, shredded mozzarella cheese, dried oregano, refrigerated crescent dinner rolls

pillsbury refrigerated crescent dinner rolls, pepperoni, mozzarella string cheese, cut in 1/2, garlic salt, pizza sauce, for dipping

chicken breast, cooked and shredded, refrigerated crescent dinner rolls, cream cheese, butter, melted, seasoned stuffing mix (pepperidge farm ), water, sour cream, cream of mushroom soup

homemade pizza rolls, shredded pizza cheese or mozzarella cheese, sausage, cooked, drained, sliced pepperoni, chopped, green pepper, finely chopped, fresh sliced mushrooms, coarsely chopped, onion, finely chopped, chopped black olives, pizza sauce or spaghetti sauce, egg roll wraps, oil (for frying ), combine above ingredients except wrappers (and oil)., place a 1/4 cup filling in center of each egg roll. fold bottom corner over filling. fold sides toward center over filling. moisten remaining corner w/water and roll up tightly to seal. fry in 1-inch of 375o oil for 1-2 minutes til golden brown., serve with addition pizza sauce for dipping if desired., extra cooked rolls can be frozen ., reheat :., place on cookie sheet and bake in 375o oven for 20-25 minutes til heated through and nice and crispy on the outside., i make some with homemade sausage, some with chopped peperoni, some with a couple of my italian cheese blends, etc., your only limited to what you can imagine

crescent rolls (8 rolls), sliced meat (8 slices), sliced cheese (4 slices cut in half diagonally ), mustard (optional)

active dry yeast, sugar, powdered ginger, lukewarm water, all-purpose flour, unsalted butter (2 sticks), eggs, beaten, salt, sugar, for rolling out about, rolled oats (not instant ), hazelnuts, toasted and skinned (about 1 1/3 cups), egg whites, sugar, cinnamon, pure vanilla extract, egg yolk, beaten with, water , for egg wash, sugar , about

vegetable oil, green onions, finely chopped, red bell pepper, seeded and finely chopped, shredded romaine lettuce or 5 cups iceberg lettuce, drained and rinsed canned black beans, frozen corn, chopped fresh cilantro, redhot cayenne pepper sauce, ground cumin, shredded monterey jack cheese, spring roll wrappers, thawed (6 in )