27753 christmas pot turkey Recipes

olive oil, yellow onion, peeled and chopped, red onion, peeled and chopped, garlic cloves, peeled and minced, ground turkey (not breast, too dry!), diced tomatoes, undrained, kidney beans, undrained, tomato sauce, liquid smoke, dried thyme, mild chili powder, ground cumin, dried new mexico chile, crumbled, hot red chili pepper flakes

turkey legs or turkey wings, sage, salt and pepper, water, potato, onion, carrot, salt and pepper

turkey breast (about 2 cups), carrot, red onion, shelled edamame (soy beans), pie crusts, turkey gravy (i use heinz), rosemary (fresh if possible)

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

fresh whole turkey breast (with skin on ), vegetable oil or 1 tbsp olive oil, garlic powder, black pepper (or to taste), dry onion soup mix

boneless turkey breast, chicken broth or 1 (14 oz) can homemade stock, melted butter, worcestershire sauce, thyme

frozen turkey breast (not thawed ), orange juice, water, dried rosemary, dried thyme, sugar

boneless turkey breast, poultry seasoning, reduced-fat chicken broth, butter

ground turkey, bacon (cooked and chunked), dried beans (black beans, pinto beans, or great northern beans all work very well), tomatoes (either diced or crushed are fine), tomato paste, onions, finely diced (preferably vidalia), green bell peppers, diced, red bell pepper, diced, yellow bell pepper, diced, condensed beef broth (or chicken broth), beer (1/2 can), fresh tomatoes, garlic cloves, ground cumin, oregano, paprika, chili powder (to taste), cayenne pepper (to taste), jalapeno peppers (you can omit them completely or substitute hotter peppers if you want more fire), shredded cheddar cheese

onion, chopped, sliced fresh mushrooms, chopped cooked turkey, condensed cream of chicken soup, poultry seasoning, black pepper, frozen peas and carrots, thawed, milk

diced cooked turkey breast (for ease, buy a precooked breast, such as jennie-o), fat-free chicken broth, low-fat cream of mushroom soup, sherry wine or 2 tsp cooking wine, shredded low-fat cheddar cheese, canned mushroom slices, drained, pimento stuffed olive (optional), uncooked spaghetti, parmesan cheese, water, cornstarch

boneless turkey breast (you could also add a turkey thigh as well), carrots, cut in 1-inch pieces, red potatoes (small ones can be left whole, large ones should be cut in half), onions , rough chopped, butter (to saute the turkey), olive oil (to saute the turkey), broth, white wine, fresh lemon juice, fresh ginger, fine chopped, ground coriander, paprika, ground allspice, ground cardamom, cornstarch (plus 1 tsp water to make a slurry), fresh parsley, salt, pepper

ham , christmas, cooked turkey, gruyere cheese, cranberry sauce, thick bread, butter

turkey, diced turkey breast, pine nuts, dates, finely chopped, walnuts, diced cured ham, chestnuts in syrup, brandy, sweet wine, eggs, salt and pepper

cooked turkey or 2 cups cooked chicken, cubed, sliced fresh mushrooms or 1 cup canned mushroom, cream of chicken soup, milk, frozen peas, sour cream

boneless turkey breast, yellow hominy, black beans, diced tomatoes, water, onion, cut up, gravy , packet from the turkey (or whatever seasonings you like), brown rice, water

ground turkey (or beef ), onion, chopped, cream of celery soup (any cream of will do), milk (i use the cream of can), green beans, corn, frozen tater tots, salt and pepper