10225 christmas gift apricots Recipes
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christmas with louise and14 Morechristmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house15 ingredients
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apricots, stoned or 1 (410 g) tin apricot halves and8 Moreapricots, stoned or 1 (410 g) tin apricot halves, apricot jam, asian fish sauce, limes , juice and zest, canola oil, gluten free red curry paste, chicken breasts , cut into bite sized pieces, fresh coriander leaves, chopped, red chili, sliced (optional)20 min, 9 ingredients
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apricot spread, brie , trim rind off, rosemary crostini and6 Moreapricot spread, brie , trim rind off, rosemary crostini, apricot spread, apricot, thawed, rosemary, leaves minced, lemon zest, thawed, combine the apricot puree , lemon zest puree and minced rosemary in a saucepot., bring to a boil, reduce to simmer and cook until reduced to 3/4 cup. remove from the stove. cool.5 min, 9 ingredients
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apricot nectar, apricot preserves and15 Moreapricot nectar, apricot preserves, minced peeled fresh ginger, honey, unsalted butter, chopped fresh thyme or 1 tbsp dried thyme, chopped fresh sage or 1 tbsp dried rubbed sage, salt, ground black pepper, unsalted butter, onions, thinly sliced (about 2 lb), shallots, thinly sliced (about 6 large), turkey, low sodium chicken broth (or more ), chopped fresh thyme or 1/2 tsp dried thyme, chopped fresh sage or 1/4 tsp dried sage, low sodium chicken broth (about)4 hour , 17 ingredients
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Christmas Gift Brandied Apricotsequal parts sugar , brandy vodka, dried apricots and1 Moreequal parts sugar , brandy vodka, dried apricots, semi sweet chocolate chips, melted4 ingredients
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Apricot and Macadamia Fruitcakeapricot nectar, dried apricots, chopped, golden raisin and12 Moreapricot nectar, dried apricots, chopped, golden raisin, butter, softened, sugar, eggs, apricot brandy, apricot nectar, vanilla, all-purpose flour, baking soda, salt, macadamia nuts, coarsely chopped, apricot brandy or 1/2 cup apricot nectar, apricot nectar1 hour 20 min, 15 ingredients
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Christmas Pudding Shotschristmas plum pudding, milk, double cream and2 Morechristmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy4 hour 5 min, 5 ingredients
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Christmas Honey Fruit Dropschristmas honey fruit drops and13 Morechristmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.11 min, 14 ingredients
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Apricot Congealed Saladapricot nectar, apricot-flavored gelatin and4 Moreapricot nectar, apricot-flavored gelatin, apricots, drained and chopped, buttermilk, apricot preserves6 ingredients
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Apricot Jello Moldapricot gelatin, water, strained apricot baby food and2 Moreapricot gelatin, water, strained apricot baby food, apricots in syrup, drained, sour cream8 hour 15 min, 5 ingredients
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Apricot Pâte De Fruitapricots (canned in syrup), dried apricots and4 Moreapricots (canned in syrup), dried apricots, apricot preserves, sugar (plus more for coating ), unflavored powdered gelatin (4 1/2 tsp), cold water30 min, 6 ingredients
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Apricot, Spinach And Bacon Saladapricot , spinach and bacon salad and12 Moreapricot , spinach and bacon salad, indulge in a salad that is full of flavor and nutrition., hormel had to share it, rating: this recipe is recommended for 4 servings, chopped dried apricots, chopped bell pepper, sliced green onions, chopped fresh cilantro, garlic, minced, apricot nectar, extra-virgin olive oil, rice wine vinegar13 ingredients
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Apricot-Studded Brieapricot nectar, light rum, honey, diced dried apricots and7 Moreapricot nectar, light rum, honey, diced dried apricots, diced dried figs, golden raisins, brie, cream cheese, softened, honey-roasted cashews, coarsely chopped, powdered sugar, garnishes: additional dried apricot and fig cutouts11 ingredients
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Apricot Pie with No Fat Crust, Lite Versionapricots, sliced and pitted, brown sugar , packed and9 Moreapricots, sliced and pitted, brown sugar , packed, whole wheat flour, oats, regular and quick and instant, unenriched, dry, whole wheat flour, baking soda, salt, vanilla extract, brown sugar (packed), granulated sugar, apricot (sauced)11 ingredients
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Apricot-Glazed Turkey with Roasted Onion and Shallot Gravyapricot nectar, apricot preserves and15 Moreapricot nectar, apricot preserves, minced peeled fresh ginger, honey, unsalted butter, room temperature, chopped fresh thyme or 1 tbsp dried, chopped fresh sage or 1 tbsp dried rubbed sage, salt, ground black pepper, unsalted butter, onions (about 2 lb), thinly sliced, shallots (about 6 large), thinly sliced, turkey, more) low-salt chicken broth, chopped fresh thyme or 1/2 tsp dried, chopped fresh sage or 1/4 tsp dried, low-salt chicken broth17 ingredients
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