45008 christmas fruit pies massam Recipes

pie shell, baked, water, unflavored gelatin, white sugar, all-purpose flour, milk, egg whites, cream of tartar, white sugar, shredded coconut, almond extract

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

fruit cocktail, sugar (or to taste), cornstarch, cinnamon, butter (1/8 stick), egg, lightly beaten, double crust pie crust (i use the pillsbury pre-made crusts )

vanilla wafer crumbs, unsalted butter, room temperature, light brown sugar , firmly packed, passion fruit or 3/4 cup puree, eggs, separated, room temperature, sugar, unflavored gelatin, salt, cream of tartar, whipping cream, well chilled, candied green citron, finely chopped (optional), candied violets or chocolate shavings (to garnish)

homemade pastry for double-crust pie (or store bought frozen roll out pastry), apricot halves, drained , reserving liquid, sugar, cornstarch, tart apples, peeled, chopped, dates, chopped, lemon juice, nutmeg (optional)

crushed pineapple in juice, cream cheese, maraschino cherries, without stems drained and halved, marshmallows, halved, chocolate cookie pie crust (the store bought cookie crumb kind)

gluten-free all purpose baking flour, tapioca flour, sweet white rice flour, sugar, salt, xanthan gum, guar gum, vegetable shortening, butter or margarine, milk, lemon juice, amount egg or milk wash, sugar, optional for sprinkling on top, pie filling, tart red cherries or other fruit, cherry or other fruit juice, sugar, quick-cooking tapioca, almond extract

cereal, finely crushed (any kind ), pecans, finely chopped, margarine or 3 tbsp butter, melted, pretzels, finely crushed, sugar, butter, melted, reduced fat graham cracker crust, fresh fruit or 1/2 cup frozen fruit, yogurt, low-fat sweetened to match the fruit (for example, blueberry yogurt with blueberries)

orange flavor gelatin, water, grated orange rind, orange juice, salt, vanilla ice cream, rum flavoring, crumble macaroons, drained canned fruit cocktail, baked 9-inch pie shell

star fruit, sliced 1/2 inch (with or without seeds as they are edible), sugar, quick-cooking tapioca, butter, nutmeg, pie crusts

graham cracker pie crust, fruit cocktail (drained ), cool whip, lemon juice

all-purpose flour, sugar, shortening, fruit juice , from pineapple or oranges in filling, pineapple tidbits , juice reserved, mandarin oranges , juice reserved, cherry pie filling, whole cranberry sauce, sugar, cooking tapioca, cinnamon, lemon juice, margarine, powdered sugar, lemon juice

pre-made pie crust (thawed ), apple pie filling, peach halves (drained ), flour, sugar and cinnamon, may substitute canned peaches for peach pie filling

margarine, self-rising flour, sugar, milk, mixed fruit, approximately and sprinkle with sugar, if desired. you can use any fruit

cherry pie filling, divided, graham cracker pie crusts, cream cheese, softened, cold milk, instant lemon pudding

cherry pie filling or 21 oz blueberry pie filling, pre-made graham cracker crust (or cookie crust), low-fat cream cheese (softened ), milk, instant vanilla pudding, cool whip (extra creamy )

apples, pears, flour, apricot, dried finely chopped, orange juice, pie crusts, divided, nutmeg, fresh grated, splenda sugar substitute, allspice, apple pie spice, butter

pastry for double-crust 9-inch pie, seedless orange, finely chopped (including peel), lemon juice, peach pie filling, dried cranberries (recommended : craisins brand), raisins, sugar, minute tapioca, brandy plus 1 1/2 tsp, sugar, butter, softened