148656 christmas fruit chilli sauce Recipes

raisins, prune, cherries, currants, port wine or 2 (8 oz) bottles red wine or 2 (8 oz) bottles sherry wine, rum, red wine, sugar, eggs, flour, baking powder, nutmeg, cinnamon, butter, almond extract, angostura bitters, browning sauce, mixed spice, salt, powdered ginger

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

fresh tilapia, soy sauce, minced garlic, chilli, finely chopped, juice of 1 lemon, thai sweet chilli sauce, chopped coriander

sugar, fresh yeast, warm water, plain flour, ghee, ghee melted, salt, garlic and chilli sauce (this can be found in most chinese or japanese or chinese grocers)

x medium zucchini s sliced in evenly thick slices (not too thin), chilli oil and/or olive oil (i mix the two), chilli flakes/paste/fresh (to taste), parmesan cheese grated

imitation crab sticks (or seafood), self-raising flour, bicarbonate of soda (a pinch), water, oil (for deep frying), tomato sauce, chili sauce (mild ), brown sugar, soy sauce, ginger (grated ), water

white fish fillets, finely diced, red curry paste, fish sauce, cornflour (cornstarch), egg, green beans, finely chopped, green onion, finely chopped, vegetable oil, for deep-frying, sweet chili sauce, spicy cucumber relish

tomatoes (sliced ), onion (sliced ), red chilies, lime , juice of, blachan (belacan stock granules), salt & pepper (to taste), sugar, thick soy sauce, light soy sauce, frying oil

soft-shell clams , soaked in salted water for them to split out the sand and brushed to clean the dirt on the shells, tomato, diced, tomato sauce, chilli sauce (i use hommaid brand - nyonya crispy prawn ), minced garlic, cooking wine, egg, salt for tasting, oil for frying, corn flour with water (thickener)

active dry yeast, warm water (105 to 115 degrees f), lukewarm milk (scalded , then cooled), granulated sugar, salt, ground cardamom, egg, shortening, raisins, cut-up citron or 1/3 cup mixed candied fruit, all-purpose flour, butter or 1/2 cup margarine, softened

shortening, light brown sugar, eggs, flour, soda, salt, buttermilk, chopped dates, chopped candied cherries, candied pineapple, cut into small pieces, white raisins (i have trouble finding , usually use golden, but can use dark), retain small amount of flour to coat fruit and nuts, before adding

fairly large chicken breast fillets, onion, green chilli, crushed garlic, salt, few cracks of freshly ground black pepper, half green or red bell pepper, third cup sweet chilli sauce, punnet of mushrooms, tandoori spice, tblsp sugar, half cup of water, tblsp vegetable or olive oil

plum jam or 600 g apricot jam, chili sauce, cream (optional)

sweet chilly sauce or dressing, sausages cut into 2cm bits, peas frozen or fresh, few snow peas ends cut off, red onion cut in half and separate layers, add other vegetables if you like

squid, cleaned (or baby squid), peanut oil, for deep-frying, fine sea salt, fresh ground black pepper, five-spice powder, cornflour, caster sugar, garlic cloves, peeled, cm piece fresh ginger, peeled and roughly chopped, red chilies , deseeded and roughly chopped (according to taste), coriander leaves, lime , juice of, fish sauce, light soy sauce, vegetable oil, garlic cloves, peeled and thinly sliced, baby bok choy, washed and large ones halved lengthways, oyster sauce, fresh ground black pepper, sesame oil, chili flakes

coconut cream, oyster sauce, lamb cutlets, coconut, shredded, ground cinnamon, coriander seed , roasted and ground, szechwan pepper , roasted and ground, green chili , deseeded and finely chopped, mint leaf, red shallots or 2 golden shallots, chopped, fresh ginger, finely chopped, fish sauce, lime juice, palm sugar, plain yogurt

eggs, shallots, finely chopped, oil, tomatoes, diced, garlic cloves, crushed, sweet chili sauce, sweet soy sauce (pref. ketjap manis), salt