53649 christmas eve spinach pie Recipes

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

pie crusts (pillsbury ), golden brown breakfast sausage links (partially thawed & sliced ), eggs, frozen chopped spinach, thawed &pressed well to drain, mozzerella, ricotta cheese (i use part skim), salt, ground black pepper, garlic powder, nutmeg

spinach, tofu, onions, garlic, red peppers, shiitake mushrooms, ground pepper, nutmeg, lemon juice

spinach, onions, extra virgin olive oil, lemon juice, salt, all-purpose flour, yeast, vegetable oil

cherry pie filling, whole-berry cranberry sauce, sugar, quick-cooking tapioca, uncooked, lemon juice, cinnamon, butter, milk

all-purpose flour (extra for rolling out ), salt, cold unsalted butter (4oz.), egg yolk, milk , add more if too dry, butter, spinach , blanched 1 minute, drained, dried and chopped, golden raisin , soak 30 minutes in water, drain, whole eggs, beaten, heavy cream, freshly grated parmesan cheese, salt, pepper, pine nuts

spinach leaves (silverbeet), onion, dry rice , partly boiled, tasty cheese, grated, eggs

crepes, eggs, salt, all-purpose flour, milk, melted butter, vegetable oil , or more as needed, frozen chopped spinach - thawed, drained, and squeezed dry, ricotta cheese, cream cheese, softened, grated parmesan cheese, chopped fresh parsley, chopped green onion, onion powder, dried oregano, salt, eggs, lightly beaten, prepared marinara sauce , or as needed, shredded mozzarella cheese , or to taste

vegetable broth, refrigerated cheese tortellini or tortellini of your choice, white kidney or cannellini beans, rinsed and drained, italian diced tomatoes, undrained, salt, pepper, fresh baby spinach, minced fresh basil, shredded asiago cheese

pie crust, fresh spinach or 20 oz frozen spinach, butter, chopped onion, garlic cloves, chopped or 1 garlic clove, pressed, butter, flour, milk, salt, eggs, shredded mozzarella cheese or 8 oz other white cheese, pepper

bacon, spinach, rinsed and chopped, eggs, white sugar, salt, onion powder, ground black pepper, minced onion, garlic, minced, shredded monterey jack cheese, scalded milk, recipe pastry for a 9 inch single crust pie

low fat cottage cheese, mozzarella cheese, parmesan cheese, eggs, frozen spinach, thawed, zucchini, chopped, onion, chopped, feta cheese, garlic, minced, frozen pie crust 9

phyllo dough, frozen spinach, cottage cheese, salt, dill, minced garlic, cream cheese, softened, feta cheese, crumbled, onion, chopped, pepper, eggs, butter, melted

double crust pie crust, potatoes, peeled, ground pork, minced garlic, chopped onion, beef broth, ginger, nutmeg

spinach, onions, chopped, lemons , juice of, oil, sumac, salt and pepper

spinach, feta cheese, egg, brown onion, sheets pastry dough

frozen pie crust, pork sausage, browned and drained, southern-style frozen hash-brown potatoes, thawed, sliced green onion, chopped red and green bell pepper, shredded sharp cheddar cheese, eggs, milk, seasoned salt, coarsely ground pepper

pie crust, frozen chopped spinach , defrosted and squeezed dry, onion, diced, eggs, parmesan cheese, pancetta, diced, prosciutto, diced