18238 christmas drinks cranberry Recipes

tepid water, olive oil, salt, brown sugar, nonfat dry milk powder, strong white bread flour, dried yeast, dried cranberries, walnut pieces

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

cranberries, chopped, marshmallows, sugar, apples, chopped and unpeeled, seedless grapes, walnuts, chopped (i used pecans), salt, whipping cream , whipped

cranberries, sugar, cider vinegar, apple juice concentrate, salt, ground mustard powder, vegetable oil (do not use olive oil) or 1 cup canola oil (do not use olive oil), mixed salad greens, red apple, unpeeled and diced, granny smith apple, unpeeled and diced, crumbled feta cheese (or use grated parmesan cheese), dried cranberries, toasted almond (can use more )

cranberry juice, chilled, lemon lime and bitters soft drink, chilled, limes, diced, sugar cubes, sparkling white wine, chilled

cranberries (fresh or frozen , ground in a food processor), marshmallows, sugar, granny smith apples, diced (unpeeled ), seedless grapes, halved, pecans, chopped, heavy cream , whipped

cranberry syrup, all spice berries, crushed, oranges, cinnamon sticks, boiling water, scoops vanilla ice cream

cranberry juice, pomegranate juice, seltzer water or 12 oz club soda, orange flavored, lemon juice, vodka, orange-flavored liquor, frozen cranberries, rosemary

mixed dried fruit, dried and roughly chopped prunes, dried and roughly chopped figs, dried cranberries, balls grated stem ginger in syrup (save the syrup), zest of 1 lime, zest and juice of 1 orange, brandy, splashes angostura bitters, unsalted butter - cubbed (you ll need extra butter to grease), self-raising flour, dark muscovado sugar, ground cardamom, ground cinnamon, freshly ground nutmeg, beaten eggs

cranberry-apple juice drink, sweetened condensed milk, fresh lime juice

golden delicious apples, peeled, cored, and sliced, fresh or frozen cranberries, turbinado sugar, orange marmalade, cranberry-apple juice drink, port, cointreau or other orange liqueur

hawaiian punch drink or 32 oz red juicy juice punch, frozen orange juice, frozen cranberry juice, rum (half light or half dark or choose 1), pineapple chunks or orange slices or maraschino cherry (to garnish)

granulated sugar, brown sugar, eggs, baking soda, vanilla extract, baking powder, salt, ground cinnamon, quick oats, flour, shortening, dried cranberries

flour, granulated sugar, salt, baking powder, baking soda, chopped nuts, diced dates (optional), fresh cranberries, grated rind of 2 oranges, eggs, beaten with whisk, buttermilk, vegetable oil, glaze, orange juice, granulated sugar

cranberry juice drink, chopped fresh mint, jellied cranberry sauce, ginger ale, chilled

cranberry juice cocktail, chilled, freshly squeezed tangerine juice or purchased tangerine juice, fresh lime juice, tangerines, unpeeled

cranberries (fresh or frozen ), grated orange rind, raisins, sugar, flour, salt, boiling water, unbaked 9-inch pie shell