174807 christmas croissant sour sauce Recipes
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christmas with louise and14 Morechristmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house15 ingredients
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Apricot Sweet & Sour Sauce
dried apricots, apricot nectar, water, sugar and3 Moredried apricots, apricot nectar, water, sugar, distilled white vinegar, asian chili sauce, minced ginger30 min, 7 ingredients -
Sweet and Sour Sauce
brown sugar , packed, cornstarch, red wine vinegar and5 Morebrown sugar , packed, cornstarch, red wine vinegar, unsweetened pineapple juice, pimiento, finely chopped, soy sauce, garlic powder, ground ginger30 min, 8 ingredients -
Sweet and Sour Sauce
light brown sugar (lightly packed), salt, ketchup and5 Morelight brown sugar (lightly packed), salt, ketchup, soy sauce, rice vinegar (unsweetened ) or 3 tbsp cider vinegar, water or 1/2 cup pineapple juice, cornstarch, water2 min, 8 ingredients -
Sweet and Sour Sauce
water, brown sugar, vinegar, ketchup, soy sauce and2 Morewater, brown sugar, vinegar, ketchup, soy sauce, cornstarch, water15 min, 7 ingredients -
Sweet and Sour Sauce
white sugar, white vinegar, water, soy sauce, ketchup and2 Morewhite sugar, white vinegar, water, soy sauce, ketchup, honey, cornstarch5 min, 7 ingredients -
Sweet and Sour Sauce
meatballs , made your favourite way from 2 lbs. ground be... and6 Moremeatballs , made your favourite way from 2 lbs. ground beef, white sugar, flour, vinegar, soy sauce, cold water, ketchup3 hour , 7 ingredients -
Sweet and Sour Sauce
pineapple juice, cornstarch, brown sugar, white vinegar and3 Morepineapple juice, cornstarch, brown sugar, white vinegar, soy sauce, ketchup, pineapple, in small chunks10 min, 7 ingredients -
Sweet and Sour Sauce
ketchup, rice vinegar or apple cider vinegar and4 Moreketchup, rice vinegar or apple cider vinegar, pineapple puree (from grilled chinese sweet and sour pork kabobs), worcestershire sauce, light brown sugar, cornstarch5 min, 6 ingredients -
French Berry Croissant (Chatelaine Magazine)
sliced strawberries, sugar, plain croissants, sour cream and1 Moresliced strawberries, sugar, plain croissants, sour cream, sieved brown sugar5 min, 5 ingredients -
Croissant Pudding With Caramel Sauce
croissant pudding and12 Morecroissant pudding, croissants , cut crosswise into 1/2 inch rounds, eggs, lightly beaten, sugar, milk, almond extract, vanilla, pecans, chopped, caramel sauce, brown sugar , firmly packed, whipping cream, butter, pecans, chopped50 min, 13 ingredients -
Croissant Bread Pudding
croissants, bourbon, golden raisins, eggs, sugar and4 Morecroissants, bourbon, golden raisins, eggs, sugar, heavy cream, vanilla extract, salt, bourbon sauce9 ingredients -
Croissant Pudding with Chocolate Kahlua Sauce
croissants , torn into pieces, egg yolks, eggs and12 Morecroissants , torn into pieces, egg yolks, eggs, heavy whipping cream, sugar, half-and-half cream, vanilla extract, salt, unsweetened chocolate, coarsely chopped, butter, sugar, evaporated milk, salt, kahlua (coffee liqueur)1 hour 5 min, 15 ingredients -
Christmas Honey Fruit Drops
christmas honey fruit drops and13 Morechristmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.11 min, 14 ingredients
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