51582 christmas clementine carrot Recipes

  • Christmas With Louise
    christmas with louise and
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    christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house
    15 ingredients
  • Christmas Mini Choc Puddings
    christmas pudding, brandy, melted dark cooking chocolate and
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    christmas pudding, brandy, melted dark cooking chocolate, melted white chocolate
    1 hour 15 min, 4 ingredients
  • Carrot Soup With a Secret
    carrots or 8 large , peeled and sliced and
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    carrots or 8 large , peeled and sliced, orange squash, peeled, cut in cubes, onion powder, garlic granules, paprika, cheddar cheese, grated, colby cheese, grated, skim milk
    30 min, 8 ingredients
  • Carrots With Orange Sauce
    carrot (baby s or sticks), sugar, cornstarch, ginger and
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    carrot (baby s or sticks), sugar, cornstarch, ginger, orange juice, butter, parsley (optional), lemon juice (optional)
    30 min, 8 ingredients
  • Carrot And Ginger Soup With Red Pepper Puree
    carrots (approx 2 medium ), sliced thinly in rounds and
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    carrots (approx 2 medium ), sliced thinly in rounds, stalk celery, sliced thinly, chicken or vegetable stock, extra stock or water, olive oil, old ginger, sliced thinly, half an medium white onion, sliced thinly, sea salt , optional, red pepper puree : 2 red capsicums, quartered with stem and seeds removed, 2 cloves garlic, 1 tbsp olive oil, 1/4 tsp salt
    30 min, 9 ingredients
  • Carrot Cake Cheesecake from Duncan Hines(R)
    carrot cake, duncan hines classic carrot cake mix and
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    carrot cake, duncan hines classic carrot cake mix, hot tap water (for soaking carrots and raisins), eggs, vegetable oil, crushed pineapple , packed in juice, drained well, reserve juice, coconut (optional), chopped walnuts, cheese cake filling, cream cheese, vanilla extract, eggs, pineapple cream cheese frosting, cream cheese (softened ), butter (softened ), powdered sugar, vanilla extract, pineapple juice
    1 hour 20 min, 18 ingredients
  • Carrot Cake with Maille(R) Old Style Mustard
    carrot cake, grated carrots, almond flour, flour and
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    carrot cake, grated carrots, almond flour, flour, brown sugar, butter, eggs, maille old style mustard, baking powder, salt, chopped walnuts, white dried raisins, lemon zest, orange zest, lime zest, powdered cinnamon, fresh grated ginger, coriander grains ground with a mortar, icing, egg white, powdered sugar, lemon juice, orange zest
    23 ingredients
  • Carrot Salad with Cumin and Garlic
    carrots , about 5 large, extra virgin olive oil and
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    carrots , about 5 large, extra virgin olive oil, garlic, crushed, ground cumin, freshly ground black pepper, fresh lemon juice
    6 ingredients
  • Carrots & Potatoes Roasted w/ Onion and Garlic
    carrots, cut diagonally into 1/2 inch slices (or use baby... and
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    carrots, cut diagonally into 1/2 inch slices (or use baby carrots), white potatoes , cut into bite-sized chunks, vidalia onion , cut into eighths, garlic, diced, butter, melted, salt & pepper
    6 min, 6 ingredients
  • Carrot Ring
    carrot baby food (2 jars junior or stage 3, do not use fr... and
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    carrot baby food (2 jars junior or stage 3, do not use fresh carrots), shortening, sugar, egg, all-purpose flour , sifted, baking soda, baking powder, salt, cinnamon
    1 hour , 9 ingredients
  • Clementine Jicama Salad Clementine Jicama Salad
    clementines sectioned & cut up, jicama finely diced and
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    clementines sectioned & cut up, jicama finely diced, green onions minced, jalapeno pepper seeded & minced, cilantro finely minced, fresh lime juice, honey, olive oil, kosher salt
    45 min, 9 ingredients
  • Christmas Pudding Shots Christmas Pudding Shots
    christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream and
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    christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy
    4 hour 5 min, 5 ingredients
  • Christmas Honey Fruit Drops Christmas Honey Fruit Drops
    christmas honey fruit drops and
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    christmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.
    11 min, 14 ingredients
  • Carrot Fritters Carrot Fritters
    carrot fritters, pealed and chopped carrots and
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    carrot fritters, pealed and chopped carrots, onion chopped fine, water, eggs, flour, salt, paprika, chopped parsley (make it 1 tbsp if you re using dry parsley), salad oil, prepared mustard for dipping if desired., in a saucepan , combine carrots with onion and water. bring to a boil, simmer covered until carrots are tender. drain liquid into a measuring cup. measure 1/2 cups of that liquid into a small bowl. separate eggs. set aside the whites in another small bowl. add the yolks to the reserved liquid and mix. add flour, salt and paprika and beat until smooth., beat egg whites until stiff but not dry. at this point you should have 3 different mixtures ., is the carrots and onions, is the egg yolks and simmering liquid, is the egg whites stiffly beaten, fold 1 and 2 into 3. add the parsley., heat some oil for frying in a griddle or skillet. drop batter by heaping tablespoonful and fry until golden brown, both sides.
    18 ingredients
  • Carrot Haters Casserole Carrot Haters Casserole
    carrots, peeled and sliced or 1 (20 oz) bag frozen sliced... and
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    carrots, peeled and sliced or 1 (20 oz) bag frozen sliced carrots, thawed, mayonnaise, grated onions, prepared horseradish, shredded cheddar cheese, buttered bread crumbs
    50 min, 6 ingredients
  • Carrot Pecan Crunch Pie Carrot Pecan Crunch Pie
    carrots, cut up or 2 (16 oz) cans diced carrots, drained and
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    carrots, cut up or 2 (16 oz) cans diced carrots, drained, eggs, beaten, sweetened condensed milk, pumpkin pie spice, salt, unbaked 9 inch pie shell, brown sugar, butter, melted, chopped pecans
    1 hour 40 min, 9 ingredients
  • Carrot Souffle Tart Carrot Souffle Tart
    carrot (about 8 s), caraway seed, kosher salt and
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    carrot (about 8 s), caraway seed, kosher salt, unsalted butter, all-purpose flour, milk, grated havarti cheese, egg yolks, egg whites, baby french carrots and micro greens or chervil (to garnish)
    21 min, 10 ingredients
  • Carrots Carrots
    carrots (about 6 ), peeled and cut into 1/2-inch-thick sl...
    1 ingredients




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