26182 christmas cheer time shrimp spread Recipes
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shrimp , i used pre-cooked but fresh is fine and9 Moreshrimp , i used pre-cooked but fresh is fine, italian bread , day old is fine, plenty olive oil, yellow onion, green onion, grape tomatoes or 1 tomato, fresh parsley, almonds, butter or 1 tbsp extra-light vegetable oil spread, salt & freshly ground black pepper40 min, 10 ingredients
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christmas with louise and14 Morechristmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house15 ingredients
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Cajun Shrimp Spread
raw shrimp, peeled and cleaned, canola oil and9 Moreraw shrimp, peeled and cleaned, canola oil, old bay seasoning (to taste), salt and fresh cracked black pepper, cream cheese, mayonnaise, grated onions, lemon juice, hot sauce , to taste40 min, 11 ingredients -
Virginia Shrimp Spread
cream cheese, softened, pimento stuffed olives and7 Morecream cheese, softened, pimento stuffed olives, onions, finely chopped, mayonnaise, fresh lemon juice, worcestershire sauce, hot sauce, garlic powder, shrimp, cleaned, cooked and chopped10 min, 9 ingredients -
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Horseradish Shrimp Spread
cream cheese, unsalted butter, horseradish, onion, minced and2 Morecream cheese, unsalted butter, horseradish, onion, minced, lemon juice, cooked shrimp, chopped15 min, 6 ingredients -
Light Shrimp Spread
light cream cheese, softened, light sour cream and6 Morelight cream cheese, softened, light sour cream, light mayonnaise, seafood cocktail sauce, light mozzarella cheese, shredded (8 oz), shrimp, rinsed and drained (4-1/4 oz each), green onions, sliced, tomato, finely chopped8 ingredients -
Surprise Shrimp Spread
cream cheese, room temperature, chopped celery and7 Morecream cheese, room temperature, chopped celery, chopped green onion, light mayonnaise, worcestershire sauce, shrimp, rinsed and drained, garlic powder, drops tabasco sauce, seafood cocktail sauce20 min, 9 ingredients -
Gracie's Shrimp Spread
butter or 1/2 cup margarine, softened and10 Morebutter or 1/2 cup margarine, softened, cream cheese, softened, mayonnaise, garlic salt, pepper, worcestershire sauce, lemon juice, onion, finely chopped, chopped celery, shrimp, rinsed and drained, crackers or miniature party rye rounds35 min, 11 ingredients -
Zesty Shrimp Spread
light cream cheese, tomato ketchup, lemon juice and5 Morelight cream cheese, tomato ketchup, lemon juice, sliced green onions, chopped red pepper, chopped celery, hot pepper sauce , to taste, cooked shrimp, peeled,deveined,chopped15 min, 8 ingredients -
Pecan Shrimp Spread
cream cheese, softened, beer, celery, finely chopped and5 Morecream cheese, softened, beer, celery, finely chopped, onions, grated, worcestershire sauce, dry mustard, cooked shrimp, coarsely chopped, toasted pecans, chopped1 hour , 8 ingredients -
Cajun Shrimp Spread
cream cheese, softened, sour cream, mayonnaise and8 Morecream cheese, softened, sour cream, mayonnaise, garlic cloves, minced, hot pepper sauce (tabasco, to taste), chopped cooked peeled shrimp, frozen chopped spinach, thawed and squeezed dry, chopped red sweet bell peppers, chopped green onions, assorted cracker30 min, 11 ingredients -
Myr's Shrimp Spread
cream cheese, mayonnaise, milk, onion, chopped and4 Morecream cheese, mayonnaise, milk, onion, chopped, accent seasoning, shrimp, chopped, dill weed, tabasco sauce10 min, 8 ingredients -
Liz's Shrimp Spread
mayonnaise, cream cheese, celery, finely chopped and2 Moremayonnaise, cream cheese, celery, finely chopped, onion, finely chopped, chopped shrimp10 min, 5 ingredients -
Doodlebug's Shrimp Spread
cream cheese, softened, mayonnaise, chopped fresh dill and6 Morecream cheese, softened, mayonnaise, chopped fresh dill, minced scallions, fresh lemon juice, salt, hot pepper sauce, shrimp, peeled, deveined, cooked and finely chopped, crackers or raw vegetables15 min, 9 ingredients -
Easy Shrimp Spread
cream cheese, softened, worcestershire sauce and8 Morecream cheese, softened, worcestershire sauce, freshly grated lemon peel, fresh lemon juice, sliced scallions, hot sauce, tomato-based chili sauce, prepared horseradish, cooked shrimp, assorted crackers to serve10 ingredients -
Surprise Shrimp Spread
cream cheese, softened, sour cream, mayonnaise and6 Morecream cheese, softened, sour cream, mayonnaise, shrimp, cooked peeled to tail and deveined, bottled or homemade seafood cocktail sauce (ketchup, horseradish, lemon juice, tobasco), grated mozzarella, red or green pepper, chopped, green onions, chopped, tomato, diced9 ingredients -
Gulf Coast Shrimp Spread
water, fresh unpeeled shrimp, shallot peeled and quartered and6 Morewater, fresh unpeeled shrimp, shallot peeled and quartered, sour cream, salt, pepper, grated lemon rind, fresh lemon juice, hot sauce5 min, 9 ingredients -
Sassy Hot Shrimp Spread
cream cheese softened, cottage cheese, fresh lemon juice and7 Morecream cheese softened, cottage cheese, fresh lemon juice, milk, fresh basil, fresh marjoram, fresh oregano, fresh thyme, garlic powder, cleaned and precooked baby shrimp10 ingredients
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