4111 christmas bisquick Recipes

  • Christmas With Louise
    christmas with louise and
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    christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house
    15 ingredients
  • Bisquick Coffee Cake
    bisquick, water or 2/3 cup milk, egg, sugar, bisquick and
    3 More
    bisquick, water or 2/3 cup milk, egg, sugar, bisquick, brown sugar, ground cinnamon, butter
    35 min, 8 ingredients
  • Bisquick Coffee Cake
    bisquick, brown sugar , packed, cinnamon and
    6 More
    bisquick, brown sugar , packed, cinnamon, butter or margarine, bisquick, sugar, milk, egg
    20 min, 10 ingredients
  • Christmas Mini Choc Puddings
    christmas pudding, brandy, melted dark cooking chocolate and
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    christmas pudding, brandy, melted dark cooking chocolate, melted white chocolate
    1 hour 15 min, 4 ingredients
  • Mint Christmas Cookies Mint Christmas Cookies
    whole wheat flour, bisquick, mint leaf, chopped, milk and
    3 More
    whole wheat flour, bisquick, mint leaf, chopped, milk, margarine, egg, corn syrup
    35 min, 7 ingredients
  • Bisquick Lemon Squares Bisquick Lemon Squares
    bisquick, powdered sugar, firm butter or 2 tbsp margarine and
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    bisquick, powdered sugar, firm butter or 2 tbsp margarine, sugar, flaked coconut (optional), bisquick (additional), eggs, lightly beaten, lemon juice, lemon rind, grated (optional), powdered sugar, lemon juice
    45 min, 11 ingredients
  • Bisquick Apple -Topped Coffee Cake Bisquick Apple -Topped Coffee Cake
    bisquick baking mix, sugar, water or 2/3 cup milk, egg and
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    bisquick baking mix, sugar, water or 2/3 cup milk, egg, butter, apples , pared and cut into bite size pieces, sugar, bisquick baking mix, ground cinnamon, water
    35 min, 10 ingredients
  • Bisquick Hamburger Pie Bisquick Hamburger Pie
    bisquick baking mix, salt and
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    bisquick baking mix, salt, cold water (plus maybe 1-2 tbsp more, if the dough won tsp come together while kneading), lean ground beef or 1 lb extra, chopped onion, salt, dried oregano, lightly crushed (you can leave this out if it makes the dish taste a little too italian) (optional), fresh ground black pepper, garlic granules, onion powder, cayenne pepper , to taste, chopped seeded green bell peppers or 1/4 cup red bell pepper, fine dry breadcrumb, tomato sauce, white wine or 1/2 cup beer or 1/2 cup broth or 1/2 cup water, something wet, eggs, beaten, milk or 1/4 cup heavy cream, salt, dry mustard, more to taste, yellow mustard or 1 tbsp dijon mustard, if desired, fresh ground black pepper, cayenne pepper, bisquick baking mix, sliced onion, more to taste, curd cottage cheese, shredded cheddar cheese (about 8 oz)
    1 hour 15 min, 27 ingredients
  • Bisquick Fried Steak Bisquick Fried Steak
    bisquick baking mix, buttermilk and
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    bisquick baking mix, buttermilk, garlic-herb breadcrumbs (progresso is pretty good), beef cube steaks (4 oz each), vegetable oil (i like olive oil also), sliced onion, bisquick baking mix, half-and-half, chopped fresh parsley
    55 min, 9 ingredients
  • Christmas Pudding Shots Christmas Pudding Shots
    christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream and
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    christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy
    4 hour 5 min, 5 ingredients
  • Christmas Honey Fruit Drops Christmas Honey Fruit Drops
    christmas honey fruit drops and
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    christmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.
    11 min, 14 ingredients
  • Bisquick Heart Healthy Pancakes For 2 Bisquick Heart Healthy Pancakes For 2
    bisquick , heart smart mix, milk , fat-free and
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    bisquick , heart smart mix, milk , fat-free, egg beaters , fat-free
    3 ingredients
  • Bisquick Pancakes Bisquick Pancakes
    bisquick, milk , 2, eggs , large, sugar, lemon juice and
    2 More
    bisquick, milk , 2, eggs , large, sugar, lemon juice, vanilla, baking powder
    7 ingredients
  • Bisquick Heart Smart Waffles Bisquick Heart Smart Waffles
    bisquick heart smart, vegetable oil, skim milk, egg
    4 ingredients
  • Bisquick Pancakes Bisquick Pancakes
    bisquick original pancake and baking mix and
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    bisquick original pancake and baking mix, milk, lowfat , fluid, 1% milkfat, egg, whole
    3 ingredients
  • Bisquick Taco Pizza Bisquick Taco Pizza
    bisquick, egg, garlic powder, peppers, chopped onion and
    3 More
    bisquick, egg, garlic powder, peppers, chopped onion, lean ground beef (cooked ), diced tomatoes, shredded cheddar cheese
    8 ingredients
  • Bisquick Waffles Bisquick Waffles
    bisquick, milk, canola oil, egg, flaxseed , milled, sugar
    6 ingredients




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