118611 christmas baccala tomatoes Recipes

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

christmas pudding, brandy, melted dark cooking chocolate, melted white chocolate

tomato juice, tomato sauce, lime , juice of, garlic, minced, taco seasoning, diced tomatoes, undrained, kidney beans, drained, black beans, drained, corn, instant rice, uncooked, fresh cilantro, chopped, avocados, diced small, sour cream (optional), tortilla chips

tomatoes, onions (chopped finely), diced old bread, olive oil, kosher salt (i think this really revves up tomatoes), ground pepper , course, water , from the tomato (=6 tbsp), tomato juice (or v8), olive oil, salt, pepper, chives, fresh (chopped finely), parsley (to garnish )

tomatoes, crushed, tomato puree, tomato paste, extra virgin olive oil, onion, chopped, bay leaves, garlic cloves, sliced, dry basil, seasoning salt, carrot, shredded

tomatoes, diced or 29 oz tomato puree, olive oil, garlic cloves, minced, fresh basil, minced, salt, black pepper, crushed red pepper flakes

tomatoes or 5 large yellow , sliced, mozzarella cheese, sliced, roasted garlic , with pearl onions and herbs ( & pearl onions with herbs-), basil leaves (green, purple & or baby ), olive oil, balsamic vinegar, fresh rosemary, chopped (two inch sprig), salt and pepper

tomato sauce, crushed tomatoes, diced tomatoes, chicken broth, onion, diced, minced garlic, extra virgin olive oil, basil or oregano or dill

tomato juice (substitute veggie tomato type juices), clam juice (optional), vegetable oil (substitute olive oil), vinegar, salt (optional), sugar (optional), paprika, dry basil (optional 1 tbsp fresh, chopped ), hot sauce (substitute tabasco type sauce), persian cucumbers (remove seeds, peel outer skin optional, chopped finely), cracked ice, lemon wedges

dried cod , prepared as follows in directions (baccala), olive oil, potatoes, peeled and diced small, onions, peeled and diced, italian peeled plum tomatoes, coarsely chopped (with the juices), chopped flat-leaf italian parsley, seedless raisin , plumped in warm water and drained, pine nuts , lightly toasted in a dry skillet on the stove (pignoli), capers, rinsed and drained, green olives in brine, pitted and sliced, salt, fresh ground black pepper

christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy

christmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.

tomatoes, pureed or 2 lbs tomatoes, chopped fine or 2 quarts canned tomatoes, diced or 2 quarts tomato puree, sugar, butter, scallions , minced including green part, fresh parsley, chopped, fresh dill, chopped, salt and pepper, chicken stock or 2 cups canned chicken broth, with 2 cups water or 2 chicken bouillon cubes, with 4 cups boiling water, flour, milk, sour cream, sour cream, eggs, flour, salt, black pepper

tomato sauce (i use rich tomato compote rich tomato compote), dried thyme, tomatoes, soft rindless goat cheese, pitted black olives

tomato sauce, tomato paste, tomatoes, yellow squash, zucchini, onion, garlic cloves, breast of chicken, elbow macaroni

tomatoes , quartered lengthwise, seeds and membranes removed, fresh thyme sprigs, garlic cloves, unpeeled, olive oil, coarse sea salt, tomatoes, fresh thyme sprigs, garlic cloves, unpeeled, coarse sea salt, more) olive oil, all purpose flour, fine sea salt, chilled unsalted butter (preferably european style), cut into 1/2-inch cubes, egg yolks, water, room temperature, egg yolk, beaten with 1 tsp water to blend (for glaze), loosely packed assorted mixed greens, including arugula and frisee, extra-virgin olive oil, fine sea salt, parmesan cheese, shaved with vegetable peeler (about 1/2 cup), fresh basil leaves

tomatoes or 4 medium , ripe but firm, cooked rice or 1 cup couscous or 1 cup quinoa (or other grain), toasted pine nuts or 1/2 cup almonds, garlic, finely minced, fresh parsley, finely minced or 1 -1 1/2 tbsp dried parsley, parmesan cheese, grated, salt & pepper, spray olive oil or vegetable oil

tomato sauce, tomato paste, garlic cloves, onion, tomato puree, fresh parsley, olive oil, green pepper