2715 christmas aubergine Recipes

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

aubergine , diced, olive oil, tomatoes, sun dried tomato paste, pasta, red wine vinegar, parmesan

aubergine, sliced into 8, halloumi cheese or 150 g panir, cut into 4 slices, seasoned flour, egg, lightly beaten, white breadcrumbs, oil (for deep frying)

aubergines, flour, eggs, beaten, salt, black pepper , 1/4 tsp, oil (for frying ), honey

aubergines, olive oil, garlic cloves, crushed, cm fresh gingerroot, grated, ground cumin, cayenne or 1/2 tsp chili powder, to taste, liquid honey, lemon , juice of, water

aubergines or 1 large eggplant, cut in rings and salted 30 minutes, green capsicum or 2 green bell peppers, de-seeded and cut into strips, red capsicums or 2 red bell peppers, de-seeded and cut into strips, yellow peppers or 2 yellow bell peppers, de-seeded and cut into strips, extra virgin avocado oil, salt , to taste, black pepper , to taste, fresh basil (garnish )

aubergines, cut into 1-inch cubes, oil, sesame seeds, heads garlic, peeled and chopped, onions, sliced, dried red chilies, chopped, salt, white wine vinegar, brown sugar, paprika

aubergines, sliced, olive oil, onions, chopped, sliced bell peppers, minced garlic, chopped tomatoes, dried herbs, breadcrumbs, mature cheddar cheese

aubergine, red bell peppers, a small cauliflower, vegetable stock, an plum tomatoes, tomato puree, dried herbs, black pepper, salt

aubergine, cubed, potato, cubed, green pimiento, sliced, onion, chopped, ghee or 4 oz butter, garlic clove, chopped, chili powder, bay leaf, crumbled up, cinnamon stick, salt or 1 chicken stock cube, fresh ground black pepper, water, tomato puree, tomatoes , quatered

aubergines , about 450g each, oil, mustard seeds, onion, sliced, button mushrooms, halved, garlic cloves, chopped, red chili, finely chopped, chili powder, ground cumin, ground coriander, turmeric, salt, tomato, chopped, tomato paste, water, fresh coriander leaves, chopped

eggplant, peeled and cut into chunks (10 -12-inch long), onion, chopped, red bell pepper, chopped, garlic cloves, minced, zucchini, cut into chunks (6-inch long), roma tomatoes, chopped, olive oil, seasoned dipping oil or 1/4 cup other seasoned oil, red wine vinegar, salt, pepper, shredded mozzarella cheese (optional)

aubergines, onion, chopped, garlic cloves, chopped, chili pepper, chopped, olive oil, cumin, cinnamon, chili powder, courgettes, chopped, chickpeas, drained, fresh tomatoes, chopped, tomato puree, stock, salt, for seasoning, pepper, for seasoning

aubergine (eggplant, about 1 1/2lb), zucchini (total weight 1 1/2 lb), ghee (or vegetable oil), onion, peeled, quartered and sliced, garlic cloves, crushed, fresh green chile, finely chopped (remove seeds for less heat), ground coriander, cumin seeds, ground turmeric, garam masala (or goda masala, posted separately), chopped tomatoes, vegetable stock, salt and pepper, to taste, chickpeas, drained and rinsed, chopped fresh mint, heavy cream, vegetable oil, extra, mustard seeds, urad dal (optional), fresh curry leaves

aubergine, thinly sliced, ripe tomatoes, olive oil, garlic clove, crushed, onion, chopped, sugar, fresh basil , torn, strong white flour, eggs, parmesan cheese, plus extra, parmesan cheese , for serving, mozzarella cheese, sliced

aubergines, minced beef, onions, chopped finely, gruyere, flour, lemon, milk, chopped tomatoes, egg, nutmeg, chopped fennel, chopped parsley, cognac, olive oil, butter, salt and pepper

aubergine, cut into small dice, cremini mushrooms, cut into small dice, couscous, golden raisin, salt, divided, curry powder, divided, fresh ground black pepper, divided, dried thyme, extra virgin olive oil, butter, boiling water

aubergine, cubed, salt, sesame seeds, onion seeds, onions, finely sliced, heads garlic, peeled and chopped, red chilies, chopped, white vine vinegar, brown sugar, paprika