53300 christmas almond nut balls Recipes

semi-sweet chocolate chips (real chocolate please), chopped nuts (almonds, hazelnuts, walnuts, brazil nuts, pick your favourite), sweetened condensed milk, vanilla, salt, chocolate sprinkles or finely grated chocolate, if preferred

fresh cranberries, orange juice, sugar or 4 tsp splenda granular, unsalted mixed nuts (i used cashews, walnuts, hazelnuts, brazil nuts & almonds), low-fat greek yogurt

butter, sugar, eggs (separated ), cake flour, chopped blanched almonds, candied cherries

almond paste (1/3 cup), granulated sugar, divided, all-purpose flour, divided, a pinch of salt, divided, egg yolks, whole milk, pure vanilla extract, pure almond extract, egg whites at room temperature 30 minutes, sour-cherry preserves, sliced almonds, confectioners sugar, chilled heavy cream, dry sherry, sugar

mixed nuts, 454 g can (i like to use pecans, almonds, cashew nuts, walnuts), sunflower seeds, poppy seeds, oil (i use sunflower), cumin, ground, chili powder (depending on your heat tolerance), garlic powder (depending on how much a garlic fan you are), cinnamon, ground, cayenne pepper, allspice, powdered sugar, dried cranberries

brown sugar, unsalted butter, honey, all-purpose flour, chopped walnuts, flour, brown sugar, baking powder, salt, unsalted butter, softened, eggs, honey (you can substitute for maple syrup), milk, chopped mixed nuts (i used pistachios, almonds and cashew nuts)

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

ground toasted mixed nuts, dried bread crumbs, extra virgin olive oil, tomato paste, louisiana-style hot sauce, sliced green onion, minced flat leaf parsley

rolled oats, barley malt syrup, almond butter (or other nut butter), cinnamon, vanilla extract, almonds or 1/4 cup walnuts or 1/4 cup pecans or 1/4 cup hazelnuts or 1/4 cup any other nuts or 1/4 cup a combination of any kind nuts, roasted and chopped

sugar, sweet butter, room temp, egg yolks, egg whites, vanilla extract, almond extract, flour, chopped walnuts or 1 1/2 cups pecans, jam (apricot are best) or jelly (apricot are best), raspberries , are best

christmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.

sugar, salt, butter soften, egg yolks (reserve whites), vanilla, almond extract, unbleached all purpose flour, walnuts chopped, strawberry preserves

real butter, light corn syrup, sugar, water, milk chocolate candy bars, melted (like hershey bars), sliced almonds, toasted, toasted almond, finely chopped

nonstick vegetable oil spray, whipping cream, sugar, honey, unsalted butter, grand marnier or brandy, chopped mixed nuts (such as walnuts, pecans, almonds and pine nuts)

sugar, butter, softened, sweetened condensed milk, almond extract, shredded coconut, chopped almonds, semi-sweet chocolate chips

vegetable oil, onion, chopped, celery rib, chopped, mushrooms , assorted speciality such as shiitake, oyster, horse, blewits, sliced, red lentils, vegetable stock or 500 ml water, thyme, nut butter (such as almond or cashew ), garlic cloves, crushed, bread, crusts removed, milk, lemon juice, egg yolks, celery salt , to taste, fresh ground black pepper , to taste

almond extract, splenda sugar substitute, coconut, almond butter, mascarpone cheese

butter, softened, powdered sugar, vanilla extract, all-purpose flour, granulated sugar, heavy whipping cream, divided, butter, cut into 16 pieces, coarsely chopped assorted nuts, toasted (we tested with pecans, natural almonds, and lightly salted macadamia nuts), semisweet chocolate squares, finely chopped