65451 choc christmas puddings vegan wheat free Recipes

sugar-free instant vanilla pudding mix (1 small box), sugar-free cool whip, thawed, sugar free vanilla wafers (1 small box i use murray s, its all i can find here), bananas

vegan cream cheese, vidalia onion, minced, garlic powder, dried oregano, dried dill, fresh basil, chopped, spinach, rinsed well and patted dry, tomatoes (ripe , vine), mixed sprouts, whole wheat tortillas

yellow cake mix, cold fat-free milk, sugar-free instant vanilla pudding mix, fat-free cream cheese, unsweetened crushed pineapple, well drained, carton (8 oz) frozen fat-free whipped topping, thawed, chopped walnuts, toasted, maraschino cherries, well drained

jello-o sugar free fat free vanilla pudding, bananas, fat free lite whipped topping, vanilla wafers, skim milk

applesauce, splenda sugar substitute, jell-o pudding mix (sugar free fat free jello instant pudding small package), egg, whey protein (powder form), soy flour, vanilla, mint extract, baking powder, semi-sweet chocolate chips (optional)

graham crackers, sugar-free instant vanilla pudding mix, sugar free instant coconut pudding mix, evaporated skim milk, almond extract, canned peaches or 1 cup fresh peach, chopped, mandarin orange , packed in their own juice,drained

wheat flour (you can substitute almond meal but i was out), quick-cooking rolled oats, vital wheat gluten, baking powder, baking soda, agave nectar, pure maple syrup, peanut butter, bananas (freshly smashed), vanilla, cinnamon, hemp granola cereal, dark chocolate , chip chunks

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

sugar-free orange gelatin, sugar-free white chocolate pudding mix, fat-free cool whip

nonfat dry milk powder (as low as possible in sugar), splenda sugar substitute, non-dairy coffee creamer, powder (sugar-free), unsweetened cocoa powder, sugar free chocolate fudge pudding mix, sugar free vanilla pudding mix

vegan refried beans, ripe avocado, tomato, chopped, lime juice, whole wheat tortillas, salsa (mild, medium or hot , you choose)

cold fat-free milk, sugar-free instant vanilla pudding mix, fat-free sour cream, carton (8 oz) frozen fat-free whipped topping, thawed, vanilla wafers, firm bananas, sliced

cold fat-free milk, canned pumpkin, sugar-free instant vanilla pudding mix, fat-free whipped topping, divided, fat-free caramel ice cream topping, sliced almonds, toasted

sugar-free instant pistachio pudding (2 small packages), crushed pineapple (do not drain), sugar-free cool whip, curd cottage cheese

flour, butter or 1/2 cup margarine, melted, pecan pieces, light cream cheese, sugar substitute (5 envelopes), skim milk, sugar-free instant vanilla pudding mix, sugar free chocolate instant pudding

jello sugar-free instant pudding mix, any flavor, skim milk, cold, vanilla extract or 1/2 tsp coconut extract or 1/2 tsp almond extract, protein powder (4 scoops), sugar-free cool whip

nonfat milk, banana pudding mix, fat-free cool whip, fat-free sweetened condensed milk, reduced-fat vanilla wafers, sliced bananas

wheat bran, soy milk, lemon juice, molasses, maple syrup, canola oil, flaxseed eggs, heaping tbsp ginger paste, cinnamon, nutmeg, baking powder, baking soda, salt, wheat flour