72542 chef christmas morning bread casserole Recipes

milk, eggs, brown sugar, ground cardamom, vanilla extract, dry day old bread, cut into cubes and toasted, raisins, coarse sugar

frozen bread dough, thawed, black icing or frosting, egg, lightly beaten, ranch dip or spinach dip, assorted fresh vegetable, cracker

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

white bread, crusts removed, ham, thinly sliced, sharp cheddar cheese, grated and divided, eggs, beaten, salt, pepper, dry mustard (or up to 2 teaspoon), onion, minced, green pepper, finely chopped, worcestershire sauce (i use 2 teaspoon), whole milk, tabasco sauce, butter, corn flakes, crushed (or special k)

bacon, cooked & drained , broken into bite sized pieces, onion (optional), green pepper (optional), soft bread, eggs, milk, shredded cheddar cheese, salt & pepper

fresh yeast, sugar , for creaming the yeast, milk , and, water, mixed and warmed to blood heat (more if necessary), strong white bread flour, salt, butter, flour , for dusting

morning glory muffins, prep time, mincook time, minready, muffins, all-purpose flour 1/2 cup whole wheat flour 1 1/4 cups white sugar 1 tbsp ground cinnamon 2 tsp baking powder 1/2 tsp baking soda 1/2 tsp salt 2 cups grated carrots 1 apple - peeled, cored , and chopped 1 cup raisins 1 egg 2 egg whites 1/2 cup apple butter 1/4 cup vegetable oil 1 tbsp vanilla extract 2 tbsp chopped walnuts 2 tbsp toasted wheat germ

water, oil , 56g (half vegetable and half butter), bread flour, 360g (up to half can be wholewheat flour), japanese green tea powder (matcha), salt, sugar, yeast, dried cranberries, chopped, tomatoes, halved

pam original no-stick cooking spray, chef boyardee mini ravioli beef ravioli, diced tomatoes, drained, frozen chopped onion, less sodium taco seasoning mix (from 1.25 oz package), shredded cheddar cheese, original corn chips, shredded lettuce

chef boyardee beefaroni, fire roasted diced tomatoes, drained, tomato sauce-no salt added, reduced sodium dark red kidney beans, drained, rinsed, rosarita premium whole pinto beans, drained, rinsed, gebhardt chili powder, ground cumin

pam original no-stick cooking spray, chef boyardee beefaroni, diced tomatoes, drained, tomato ketchup, chopped dill pickles, prepared yellow mustard, shredded reduced fat cheddar cheese, hamburger bun with sesame seeds, torn into small pieces

manicotti, butter, divided, fresh mushrooms, sliced, garlic cloves, pressed, spinach, thawed & squeezed, ricotta cheese (or cottage cheese that you ve whirled in the blender), egg, beaten, salt, pepper, butter, flour, half-and-half cream or 2 cups cream, salt, shredded cheese (whatever you like), whole wheat bread, shredded mozzarella cheese (combination) or 2 cups cheddar cheese (combination) or 2 cups parmesan cheese (combination), butter, melted

butter or oleo, sweet spanish onions, sliced, fresh mushrooms sliced, shredded swiss cheese, cream of mushroom soup, undiluted, evaporated milk (5oz), soy sauce, french bread (about 3 in. thick ), swiss cheese

crusty bread , torn to bits, eggs, milk, salt and pepper, sweet paprika, vegetarian sausage, sliced into 1/2 inch thick rounds, cheddar cheese, grated

eggs, milk, butter or 1/4 cup margarine, cut up, water (70o to 80of), salt, bread flour, sugar, freshly grated lemon , rind of, bread machine yeast, almond paste, bread flour, egg, divided use, almonds

morning steaks, onion, button mushrooms, tomatoes, green pepper, head garlic (need to roast until soft), submarine sandwich bread (of any kind), swiss cheese (or your fav.), cooking oil

bread flour, sugar, kosher salt, fast rising yeast , dissolved in, water, 115 degrees, eggs, beaten, egg , reserved, to baste with, sesame seeds or poppy seed, margarine, melted, honey, vanilla extract, butter flavoring