304 chad wednesday night Recipes

parsley, finely chopped, deviled egg mixture, hard boiled egg, red pepper, black olive and 2 asparagus tips or, pimento-stuffed green olive and 2 cornichons

white bread, crusts removed, butter, softened, deluxe american cheese, boiled or baked ham, prepared mustard, eggs, beaten, milk, chopped fresh parsley, condensed cream of mushroom soup, undiluted, milk, worcestershire sauce

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

dried navy beans , soaked over-night (dried white haricot beans), macaroni noodles, olive oil, onion, chopped, garlic cloves, crushed, tomato puree, chopped fresh basil or 2 tsp dried basil, chicken stock or 1 3/4 liters vegetable stock, salt & freshly ground black pepper, grated parmesan cheese

dried great northern beans , soaked over-night, dried cranberry beans , soaked over-night, fresh pork sausage, bacon, chopped, country ham, diced, chorizo sausage, smoked , sliced into thick coins, ham hock, stock (i use homemade chicken), garlic cloves, peeled, crushed but whole, onions, quartered, carrots, peeled and quartered, stalks celery, quartered, lemon, quartered with most seeds removed, pepper, cayenne , pinch

skinless, boneless chicken breast halves, ranch salad dressing, cream cheese, softened, hot pepper sauce, shredded cheddar cheese

fresh strawberries, cream cheese, softened, chopped walnuts, sugar

just a week before christmas i had a visitor. this is how it happened. i had just finished the household chores for the night and was preparing to go to bed, when i heard a noise in the front of the house. i opened the door to the front room, and to my surprise, santa himself stepped out from behind the christmas tree. he placed his finger over his mouth so i would not cry out., what are you doing i started to ask., words choked up in my throat , and i saw that he had tears in his eyes. his usual jolly manner was gone. gone was the eager, boisterous soul we all know. he then answered me with a simple statement: teach the children, i was puzzled , what did he mean, he anticipated my question , and with 1 quick movement brought forth a miniature toy bag from behind the tree. as i stood bewildered, santa said, teach the children. teach them the real meaning of christmas. the meaning of christmas that nowadays has been forgotten., santa then reached in his bag and pulled out a fir tree and placed it before the mantle. teach the children that the pure green color of the stately fir tree remains green all year round, depicting the everlasting hope of mankind. all the needles point heavenward, making it a symbol of man s thoughts turning toward heaven., he again reached into his bag and pulled out a brilliant star. teach the children that the star was the heavenly sign of promises long ago. god promised a savior for the world, and the star was the sign of the fulfillment of his promise., he then reached into his bag and pulled out a candle. teach the children that the candle symbolizes that christ is the light of the world, and when we see this great light, we are reminded of he who displaces the darkness., once again he reached into his bag and removed a wreath and placed it on the tree. teach the children that the wreath symbolizes the real nature of love christ showed for us. real love never ceases. love is 1 continuous round of affection., he then pulled from his bag an ornament of himself. teach the children that i , santa claus, symbolize the generosity and good will we feel during the month of december., he then brought out a holly leaf. teach the children that the holly plant represents immortality. it represents the crown of thorns worn by our savior. the red holly berries represent the blood that he shed for us., next he pulled from his bag a gift and said, teach the children that god so loved the world that whoever believes in him shall have everlasting life. (john 3:16) thanks be to god for his unspeakable gift. teach the children that the wise men bowed before the holy babe and presented him with gold, frankincense and myrrh. we should always give gifts in the same spirit of the wise men., santa then reached in his bag and pulled out a candy cane and hung it on the tree. teach the children that the candy cane represents the shepherd s crook. the crook on the staff helps to bring strayed sheep back to the flock. the candy cane is the symbol that we are our brother s keeper., he reached in again and pulled out an angel. teach the children that it was the angels that heralded the glorious news of the savior s birth. the angels sang glory to god in the highest and on earth peace to men of good will., suddenly i heard a soft tinkling sound , and from his bag he pulled out a bell. teach the children that as the lost sheep are found by the sound of the bell, it should bring mankind to the fold. the bell symbolizes guidance and return., santa looked around and was pleased. he looked back at me and i saw that the twinkle was back in his eyes. he said, remember, teach the children the true meaning of christmas and do not put me in the center for i am but a humble servant of the 1 that is, and i bow down to worship him, our lord, our god, and savior.

soy sauce (or low sodium tamari), low sodium vegetable broth, dates , paste i had date paste already made (or maple syrup, you can make your own by covering pitted madjool in soy or almond milk overnig), marsala wine, tomato paste, garlic cloves, fine minced, dried chipotle powder, onion powder, garlic powder, vital wheat gluten flour (start with 3 1/2 cups(and add the last 1/2 cup if the mixture is still too wet to knead. you want it), nutritional yeast, plain soymilk, realemon juice, dry mustard or 1/2 tsp mustard, salt, sugar, chia seed (or use ground chia is you don tsp have a vitamix)

cubed papayas (if fresh is unavailable you can use 2 cans, drained), almond milk (or coconut or rice milk-original recipe used dairy milk), sugar, cardamom, ground ginger (or use fresh ginger, grated), ice , as desired

stalks salsify, peeled and sliced in half, ear corn, shucked, olive oil, kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper, buttermilk, egg, lightly beaten, cornmeal, all-purpose flour, baking powder, bacon, cooked and chopped, peanut oil, for frying, salsify honey butter dipping sauce , recipe follows, salsify stalks, honey, butter, sriracha, cayenne, kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper

russet potato, grated, squeezed to drain excess liquid, white onion, grated, egg, lightly beaten, all-purpose flour, baking powder, kosher salt and fresh cracked pepper, vegetable oil, olive oil, fresh chorizo, butter, eggs, bbq sauce , for serving

cubes peeled eggplant (about 1 medium), onion, chopped fine, chopped green bell pepper, garlic clove, minced, extra-virgin olive oil, a 6-oz can tomato paste, mushrooms, chopped, water, red-wine vinegar, drained pimento-stuffed green olives, chopped, sugar, dried oregano, crumbled, crackers or toasted italian bread slices

whole wheat tortillas, chicken breast, cheese, extra virgin olive oil, pinto beans, salsa

vanilla yogurt, frozen raspberries, scoop vanilla protein shake mix, crushed ice, brewed espresso, chilled, chocolate syrup

dressing, vinegar, brown sugar, water, ketchup, soy sauce, cornstarch, wontons, cut in half and fry night before and leave in a brown bag, salad, head of lettuce, shredded, head of cabbage, shredded, pk fresh baby spinach, sesame seeds, toasted, snow peas, 1 handful

lightly beaten eggs, over night rice (cook the rice at night and leave it to cool, you can use it in the morning ), a handful of mixed vege, a handful of chicken chuncks, a handful of deveined prawns, white pepper to taste, salt to taste, sunflower oil

baked apples, by anne campbell, baked apples in a pan of blue, all syrupy and golden brown, cinnamon and nutmeg, too, drifts of sugar , melted down., upon the kitch table stood, i detected in the air, a scent so wholesome and so good, i could not match it anywhere, i remember how i stood , a little child, beside the cheery kitchen fire ., these homey things my heart beguiled, simple joys 1 does not tire, old home seemed so near today, because a little girl of mine, came rushing in from school to say, baked apples! my , they smell so fine, baked apples, core as many apples as desired and place in a shallow baking dish., fill the cavities in the apples with brown sugar, a few raisins or nuts and a small piece of butter., add boiling water to about 1-half inch depth and bake uncovered in a 375 degree oven until the apples are tender., serve either warm or cold with cream., end, by mary fink, lights go on , 1 by one, when darkness falls and day is done, send a greeting, cheery , bright, across the fields to neighbors near . . ., whispering low, good night, good night