718 cat fritos Recipes

spinach pizza appetizer, pita bread (2 or 3 whole ), frozen spinach, nutritional yeast, onion, tomatoes, fresh mushrooms, garlic, following spices, basil , parsley, cayenne pepper, rice milk, flour

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

salted butter, icing sugar, egg whites, all-purpose flour, vanilla, lemon zest, baking sheet, cooling rack

chicken leg or thigh, boneless and cut into bite-size pieces, soy sauce, brown sugar, garlic powder, ginger, minced onion, dried, bourbon whiskey, white wine

mandarin orange peels , pith removed, granulated sugar, water

sardines, gray sea salt, dried and ground, lemon juice (from about 2 lemons), olive oil, chopped oregano, tomatoes, sliced, kalamata olives, pitted, rustic bread, sliced

water, milk, white bread, about 1-inch thick, crust removed, tarama (carp roe), yellow onion, minced, lemon juice, olive oil, water , as needed, parsley, chopped, crostini , recipe follows, minced garlic, butter, softened, crusty bread

fresh water, mozzarella curd, salt, saline , recipe follows

roma tomatoes, halved, olive oil, plus 1 oz, plus 5 ounces, for frying, kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper, onion, finely chopped, garlic, minced, chopped calabrian chiles, parsley, finely chopped, scallions, finely chopped, chopped oregano leaves, chopped basil leaves, flour, bread crumbs ( panko preferably, but italian is ok), granulated sugar , if needed

ripe beefsteak tomatoes, extra-virgin olive oil, diced onion, minced garlic, uncooked long-grain white rice, ground lamb, pine nuts, toasted, chopped fresh parsley leaves, chopped fresh dill leaves, kosher salt, ground fresh black pepper, grated kasseri cheese, water, for pan

ripe beefsteak tomatoes, seeded, butter, onion, chopped, garlic, minced, raw rice, olive oil , plus 4 tsp, salt and freshly ground black pepper, parsley leaves, chopped, pine nuts, toasted, chopped fresh mint leaves, grated kasseri

kiwis, thinly sliced, pineapple, medium diced , save the top, coconut, cut in 1/2, chopped chocolate, heavy cream, strawberries, star fruit, sliced, coconut pineapple sorbet, raspberries, shredded coconut

feta, crumbled, ricotta, kasseri, grated, cream cheese, butter, melted, chopped parsley to taste, grating nutmeg , to taste, eggs, well beaten, commercial phyllo pastry, white pepper , to taste

kosher salt, leaves savoy cabbage, leaves kale, diced carrots , baby squash, baby beets, zucchini, cauliflower, couscous, olive oil, plus extra for searing, chopped fresh oregano , savory, and thyme, sea salt, coarse ground black pepper, halved cherry tomatoes, red wine vinegar

sized red potatoes , preferably red bliss potatoes, about 20 potatoes, kosher salt, red onion, halved and sliced into half moons, chopped napa valley spring onions, about 2, green and white portion, pitted and halved kalamata olives, chopped fresh dill, chopped fresh oregano leaves, extra-virgin olive oil, zinfandel wine vinegar, lemon juice , about 1 lemon, freshly ground black pepper

drained tuna, minced turkey or chicken, dry cat food (or italian flavored bread crumbs for humans), sliced vegetables (optional)

chicken breast, baby portabello mushrooms, mozzarella cheese, madeira wine, beef stock, olive oil, butter, wondra or flour, crushed black pepper, crushed sea salt to taste