1178 casamicciola donkey house Recipes

ground beef, freshly chopped parsley leaves, grated onion, house seasoning , recipe follows, butter, eggs, bacon, cooked, hamburger buns, english muffins, glazed donuts, salt, black pepper, garlic powder

kosher salt, brown sugar, water, turkey , skin intact and boned except for drumsticks, house seasoning , recipe follows, cornbread dressing , recipe follows, duck , boned, chicken , boned, paprika, salt, black pepper, garlic powder, self rising cornmeal, self-rising flour, buttermilk, eggs, vegetable oil, white bread , dried in warm oven, cornbread, sleeve saltine crackers, chopped celery, onion, chopped, butter, chicken stock, salt, freshly ground black pepper, dried sage, poultry seasoning, eggs, beaten

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

doz eggs, cream sauce, chives, onions, garlic, paprika, salt, american cheese, parsley

extra-virgin olive oil, onion, diced, lean ground turkey, kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper, ketchup, yellow mustard, cayenne pepper, brown sugar, tomato paste, red wine vinegar, parker house rolls, homemade bread and butter pickles, recipe follows, pickling cucumbers (about 4 inches long), fresh horseradish, peeled and cut into 1/2-inch slices, fresh dill weed, white vinegar, sugar, water, garlic, peeled, pickling spice, turmeric, kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper, special equipment : 1 (1-quart) mason jar, sterilized by boiling in water

ground sirloin, ground pork, ground veal, salt and freshly ground pepper, extra-virgin olive oil, rolls (recommended : parker house), dill pickles, onion relish , recipe follows, extra-virgin olive oil, garlic, onions , cut in 1/2 lengthwise and sliced thinly, salt and freshly ground pepper, water, ketchup, yellow mustard

smoked meat (smoked turkey wings are excellent), water, house seasoning , recipe follows, chicken bouillon cubes, ground ginger, turnip greens with roots, butter, sugar (optional; may be used if greens are bitter ), cornmeal dumplings , recipe follows

fresh asparagus stalks, mayonnaise, spicy or dijon mustard, tomatoes, diced, juice and zest of 1 lemon, plus more for dipping glass, lump crab meat, cleaned , picked and cooked, claw crab meat , clean, picked and cooked, lemon pepper and seasoning salt, house seasoning , recipe follows, crab boil seasoning (recommended : old bay), lemon wedges, for garnish, olives, for garnish

veal scallopini, egg, beaten, house seasoning , recipe follows, sleeve butter crackers, crushed (ritz crackers recommended), olive oil, white wine, onion, chopped, fresh spinach, trimmed at stems, soaked , and cleaned thoroughly, heavy cream , optional, salt and pepper, salt, black pepper, garlic powder

yellow bell peppers , roasted, cream cheese with chives, at room temperature, basil and roasted garlic goat cheese, or 6 oz soft fresh herb-flavored goat cheese, at room temperature, arugula, stems trimmed, fresh basil leaves, boneless veal loin, house seasoning , recipe follows, oil-packed sun-dried tomatoes, drained, bacon slices, butter, olive oil, salt and pepper, salt, black pepper, garlic powder, mix ingredients together and store in an airtight container for up to 6 months., chicken broth, shallots, finely chopped, lemon juice, capers, chopped fresh parsley leaves, butter, cut into pieces, at room temperature, reserved cheese mixture, salt and pepper

chopped mixed fresh herbs (such as rosemary, thyme, sage and parsley), dijon mustard, extra-virgin olive oil, chicken, quartered, salt and pepper, bacon, diced, red onion, diced, kale , collard or mustard greens (a mix also works well), stemmed and torn, chicken stock

part 1: devil s food cake, butter, softened, sugar, eggs, unsweetened chocolate, melted, vanilla extract, milk, allpurpose flour, baking soda, salt, part two : chocolate mud frosting, unsalted butter,softened, vanilla extract, unsweetened chocolate, melted, sugar, cocoa powder, milk, in the bowl of an electric mixer , cream the butter, vanilla extract and melted chocolate. in a separate bowl, sift the confectioners sugar and cocoa powder. gradually add it to the butter mixture, blending well after each addition. mix in enough milk to make the frosting muddy., tip: the frosting may be made a few days in advance and stored in the refrigerator. before frosting, bring it to room temperature, then re-whip., next , add the spooky walkway leading up to the house. draw a crooked path from the base of the cake up to the witch s door with a toothpick (use this as your guideline). outline the path with chocolatecovered raisins, then sprinkle with broken green hard candies. at the entrance to the pathway, add a chocolate graham cracker drawbridge., tip: lay all the decorations out before you start. show the kids our photoand allow room for their own creative additions.

chart house jumbo lump crab cakes, jumbo lump crabmeat, special crabmeat (also called regular, deluxe, flake or white), egg, mayonnaise, parsley, worcestershire sauce, dijon mustard, salt, white pepper, japanese-style panko breadcrumbs, shells from the crabmeat , being careful not to break up the meat. place in a stainless steel mixing bowl., in another mixing bowl, mix together the egg, mayonnaise, parsley, worcestershire sauce, mustard, salt and pepper. mix in the breadcrumbs., pour the mayonnaise mixture over the crabmeat. using a rubber spatula , fold this mixture into the crabmeat gently but thoroughly. be careful not to break up the jumbo lumps. cover the bowl and refrigerate for 1 hour., form the mixture into six crab cakes (4 oz. each). gently shape the cakes, but do not overwork them. place each 1 in a parchment-lined sheet pan. (these can be stored, covered, in the refrigerator until ready to cook.), broil , preheat the er and adjust the oven rack to the middle shelf. place the cakes in a buttered, oven-proof dish. on the middle shelf until brown on top. gently turn the cakes over and continue cooking until brown on top and cooked through.

just a week before christmas i had a visitor. this is how it happened. i had just finished the household chores for the night and was preparing to go to bed, when i heard a noise in the front of the house. i opened the door to the front room, and to my surprise, santa himself stepped out from behind the christmas tree. he placed his finger over his mouth so i would not cry out., what are you doing i started to ask., words choked up in my throat , and i saw that he had tears in his eyes. his usual jolly manner was gone. gone was the eager, boisterous soul we all know. he then answered me with a simple statement: teach the children, i was puzzled , what did he mean, he anticipated my question , and with 1 quick movement brought forth a miniature toy bag from behind the tree. as i stood bewildered, santa said, teach the children. teach them the real meaning of christmas. the meaning of christmas that nowadays has been forgotten., santa then reached in his bag and pulled out a fir tree and placed it before the mantle. teach the children that the pure green color of the stately fir tree remains green all year round, depicting the everlasting hope of mankind. all the needles point heavenward, making it a symbol of man s thoughts turning toward heaven., he again reached into his bag and pulled out a brilliant star. teach the children that the star was the heavenly sign of promises long ago. god promised a savior for the world, and the star was the sign of the fulfillment of his promise., he then reached into his bag and pulled out a candle. teach the children that the candle symbolizes that christ is the light of the world, and when we see this great light, we are reminded of he who displaces the darkness., once again he reached into his bag and removed a wreath and placed it on the tree. teach the children that the wreath symbolizes the real nature of love christ showed for us. real love never ceases. love is 1 continuous round of affection., he then pulled from his bag an ornament of himself. teach the children that i , santa claus, symbolize the generosity and good will we feel during the month of december., he then brought out a holly leaf. teach the children that the holly plant represents immortality. it represents the crown of thorns worn by our savior. the red holly berries represent the blood that he shed for us., next he pulled from his bag a gift and said, teach the children that god so loved the world that whoever believes in him shall have everlasting life. (john 3:16) thanks be to god for his unspeakable gift. teach the children that the wise men bowed before the holy babe and presented him with gold, frankincense and myrrh. we should always give gifts in the same spirit of the wise men., santa then reached in his bag and pulled out a candy cane and hung it on the tree. teach the children that the candy cane represents the shepherd s crook. the crook on the staff helps to bring strayed sheep back to the flock. the candy cane is the symbol that we are our brother s keeper., he reached in again and pulled out an angel. teach the children that it was the angels that heralded the glorious news of the savior s birth. the angels sang glory to god in the highest and on earth peace to men of good will., suddenly i heard a soft tinkling sound , and from his bag he pulled out a bell. teach the children that as the lost sheep are found by the sound of the bell, it should bring mankind to the fold. the bell symbolizes guidance and return., santa looked around and was pleased. he looked back at me and i saw that the twinkle was back in his eyes. he said, remember, teach the children the true meaning of christmas and do not put me in the center for i am but a humble servant of the 1 that is, and i bow down to worship him, our lord, our god, and savior.

pasteurized process cheese spread, bacon pasteurized process cheese spread, minced red onion, green pepper chopped, condensed tomato soup undiluted, salt, cayenne, worcestershire sauce, parker house rolls

japanese rice, sushi vinegar, shrimps, peeled, cleaned, tail-on and pressed by hand to make them straight., salt, flour, eggs, beaten, panko (japanese bread crumbs), sheets of nori cut 2/3 size, black sesame seeds, avocado, cut in 8 strips, hot house cucumber, peeled, seeded and cut into 4 long strips (the length of nori), wasabi paste, ginger sauce , recipe follows, red pepper flakes, for garnish

dozen eggs, hard boiled, white vinegar, white onion, sliced, garlic, salt, pepper, tabasco sauce, mustard seed, crushed, curry powder, jalapeno peppers, sliced, jalapeno peppers, whole, habanero chile, sliced (optional), crushed red pepper, whole peppercorns, lid, large enough to hold the eggs