63 breadman talking boule Recipes

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

ripe mangoes, juice from 2 limes, sugar, all-purpose flour, baking powder, sugar, cream of tartar, salt (optional), cold butter , cut into slices, cold milk, cream, shredded zest from 2 limes mixed with 1 tsp sugar

lager beer , 12 oz. bottle, room temperature lager such as budweiser (note water can be substituted however it will somewhat effect the flavor), water, warm approximately 100 degrees, white vinegar, instant yeast, salt (adjust to taste), unbleached all-purpose flour (29.25 oz)

vegetable oil cooking spray, cherry preserves, kirsch, dried tart cherries (about 8 oz), bittersweet chocolate or 1 lb semisweet chocolate, chopped (not unsweetened), unsalted butter, sugar, vanilla extract, eggs, all-purpose flour, chilled whipping cream, powdered sugar, kirsch, almond extract, candied violets , petals

lukewarm water (just above body temp.), granulated yeast, coarse sea salt, whole wheat flour, unbleached all-purpose flour, cornmeal , for pizza peel

active dry yeast, lukewarm water, unbleached all-purpose flour, salt, whole wheat flour, unbleached all-purpose flour, lukewarm water, unbleached all-purpose flour, lukewarm water, active dry yeast, lukewarm water, salt, tray hot water

whole wheat bread flour, fine cornmeal, potato flour, instant yeast, fennel seed, dried basil, mature sourdough starter (fed), warm water, olive oil, honey, sun-dried olives, chopped (packed in oil, drained)

lean ground beef, olive oil, onion, chopped, marinara sauce, water, red kidney beans, black beans, garlic clove, finely chopped, cumin, chili powder, bread boules (purchased), hot sauce or tabasco sauce, salt & pepper, cheddar cheese, grated

nonstick vegetable oil spray, cherry preserves, kirsch (clear cherry brandy), dried tart cherries (about 8 oz), bittersweet (not unsweetened ) or semisweet chocolate, chopped, unsalted butter, sugar, vanilla extract, eggs, all purpose flour, chilled whipping cream, powdered sugar, kirsch (clear cherry brandy), almond extract, candied violet petals

bread (preferably an italian or french style , with or without sesame seeds), apricot jam (size may vary to 10-12 oz, all-fruit style, or preserves), dried rosemary, crushed or 3 tsp fresh rosemary, finely chopped, butter, softened, brie cheese, coarsely chopped, rind removed (if you like the rind , you can leave it on, or leave bits of it on)

sugar, dry yeast, warm water (100 to 110 f), toasted walnut oil, bread flour, divided (about 2 1/4 cups), whole wheat flour (about 1 cup), salt, coarsely chopped walnuts, toasted, yellow cornmeal, nonfat milk, egg white

kaiser rolls (3 oz), chopped green onion, divided, dry white wine, garlic , smashed, light mayonnaise, stone ground mustard, ground red pepper, paprika, lump crabmeat, shell pieces removed, reduced-sodium fat-free chicken broth, divided, chopped shallot, dry white wine, white wine vinegar, bay leaf, cornstarch, butter, lemon juice, black pepper, julienne cut green onion (optional)

brown rice flour, sorghum flour, tapioca starch (may be labeled tapioca flour), granulated yeast, kosher salt (adjust up or down to taste), xanthan gum, water , lukewarm, eggs, oil , neutral-flavored, honey, rice flour (for dusting ( can use either white or brown rice flour), pizza toppings (your choice )

chili powder (or to taste), ground mustard, garlic powder, dried chipotle powder (or to taste), sugar, sourdough loaf (1 lb), softened butter, wheel brie cheese

sour cream, cream cheese, shredded sharp cheddar cheese, minced cooked ham , shrimp, crabmeat or 3/4 cup bacon, diced green chilies, minced red onions or 1/2 cup sweet white onion, worcestershire sauce, sourdough boule , unsliced (round loaf)

lukewarm water (you can use cold water, but it will take the dough longer to rise. just don tsp use hot water or you m), granulated yeast (use any kind of yeast-instant, rapid rise, bread machine, active dry or cake yeast(1.3 oz), kosher salt (recommend morton s), unbleached all-purpose flour (recommend gold medal and pillsbury flour), cornmeal , for pizza peel, water, dried thyme leaves (optional), dried rosemary leaves (optional)

brown rice flour, sorghum flour, tapioca flour (also called tapioca starch), yeast (can be reduced but you will have to increase the rise time), kosher salt (increase or decrease to taste), xanthan gum, lukewarm water, eggs , whisked together, neutral-flavored oil or 1/3 cup olive oil, honey or 2 tbsp sugar

neo-tuscan boule bread, 1 inch thick slices (easy to find at bj s), vegetable oil, butter, softened, cream cheese, garlic cloves, onions, halved and thinly sliced, black pepper, cayenne pepper, salt, poultry seasoning, light brown sugar, bacon, diced, imitation bacon bits (as a vegetarian option)