17 better than pizza Recipes

buttermilk biscuits (10 ct), pepperoni slices (2 per biscuit), cheese (colby or monterey jack or mozzarella, grated taste better ), egg, beaten, parmesan cheese, garlic powder, pizza sauce

alfredo sauce (i use better than olive garden ) or 6 -7 tbsp your favorite, pizza dough , could use ready made of the stuff in a tube (i use restaurant style recipe by weight), chicken (2 cooked shredded breast s work great), mozzarella cheese, deli ham (sliced or torn), parmesan cheese, mushrooms, sliced

lukewarm water, granulated yeast (3/4 packet, room temperature ), salt, sugar, extra virgin olive oil (the fruitier the oil, the better the flavor), unbleached all-purpose flour

water (or 1 cup and 1/3 cup flat beer for better flavor), olive oil, sugar, honey, salt, cornmeal, flour, baking powder, garlic powder, onion powder, yeast

crusty french bread or 2 submarine-style hard rolls, split lengthwise, prepared low fat chunky spaghetti sauce or 3/4 cup garden style spaghetti sauce, dried oregano, fresh green pepper, sliced thinly, fresh mushrooms or 1/2 cup canned mushroom, thinly sliced, fat-free parmesan cheese, lowfat mozzarella cheese, shredded

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

butter-flavored cooking spray, all-purpose flour, sugar, cold butter, cream cheese, softened, white sugar, almond extract, sliced fresh strawberries, fresh blueberries, kiwi, peeled and sliced, unsweetened pineapple juice, white sugar, cornstarch, lemon juice

balls pizza dough, at room temperature, all-purpose flour, extra virgin olive oil, garlic clove, minced, minced fresh rosemary, salt, fresh ground pepper, crushed red pepper flakes (optional), fig jam (from a 6-oz jar- found at costco s in fl), gorgonzola, crumbled (1 cup), sliced prosciutto (the more expensive, the better ), scallion, white and green parts thinly sliced

pizza dough, your favorite recipe, your favorite pizza sauce, mozzarella cheese, pepperoni (the bigger ones work better), canadian bacon, crumbled cooked bacon, ground sausage, garlic flakes or 1 garlic clove

cooked brown rice (i like brown , it holds up better in this casserole) or 2 cups white rice (i like brown, it holds up better in this casserole), cream-style cottage cheese, green bell pepper, seeded and chopped, ground beef, onion, chopped, fresh minced garlic, seasoning salt and black pepper, grated parmesan cheese, tomato sauce (hunt s is best), sugar, dried parsley, dried oregano, shredded mozzarella cheese (or any cheese blend)

olive oil, onion, chopped, garlic, minced, fresh rosemary, stems removed, salt, pepper, prepared pizza crust (i get these premade so i don tsp have to mess with dough.), romano cheese, grated (parmesan will work too), mozzarella cheese, shredded, provolone cheese, shredded (you can use 1 cup of either mozzarella or provolone if you prefer, but i like it better with both.)

everything is by weight....you need a scale....believe me its the best way ...., kilo flour (ap is ok, bread is better), salt, sugar, active dry yeast, very warm water, water, olive oil, tomatoes, two cloves of garlic - grated on a microplane, a tsp of dried oregano, tblsp of water, tblsp of olive oil

all-purpose flour, salt, black pepper, paprika, onion powder, low-fat milk (whole milk works better but i use 2%), butter

asparagus , ends discarded, and chopped into 3-inch lengths, green beans, halved, ends removed and discarded (or better yet composted!), frozen peas, almonds, garlic cloves (or more ), loosely packed flat leaf parsley, scallions, green parts only, coarsely chopped, extra virgin olive oil, lemon , juice of, nutmeg, extra firm tofu (water packed, drained and pressed), chopped basil leaves

your favorite ground meat , deer, moose, elk, ground steak, and if you must, ground hamburger (drained), diced onion, red, yellow , vidalia (in season the best), red bell peppers or 1 green pepper, diced, tomato juice (better ) or 12 -16 oz v 8 vegetable juice (better), diced tomatoes (better ) or 12 -16 oz diced tomatoes and green chilies (better), pork and beans (the better the brand, the better it is), red kidney beans, sea salt or 1 1/2 tsp kosher salt, better or 1 1/2 tsp salt, prepared minced garlic (in jar or fresh crushed ), chili powder, crushed red pepper flakes (to taste or leave out ), shredded pizza cheese or 1 cup taco blend cheese or 1 cup cheddar cheese, cornmeal mix, creamed corn (yea i know but it comes out good in the end), real vitamin d milk (none of that sissy fat free stuff, why start now right), sugar (add more..don tsp ! ), good oil (not olive it burns to quick), liquid smoke (in meat while cooking(= not optional=(), water, flour