45569 bergy inspired christmas corn Recipes

onions, finely chopped, celery ribs, finely chopped, red pepper, diced, green pepper, diced, potatoes, diced (4 or 5 medium sized), unsalted butter, chicken broth or 2 1/2 cups vegetable broth or 2 1/2 cups water, your choice, half-and-half cream, frozen corn (or more ), salt, pepper, butter, softened, flour

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

corn flake cereal, marshmallows, margarine, vanilla extract, red cinnamon candies or maraschino cherries

christmas pudding, brandy, melted dark cooking chocolate, melted white chocolate

corned beef (corned silverside), peppercorns, bay leaves, brown sugar, onion, chopped

corn muffin mix, prepared to package directions for corn pancakes (recommended: jiffy), ears fresh corn , kernels scraped from cob, orange , zested, scallions, whites and greens, finely chopped, butter, honey

corned beef hash, chopped cooked corned beef, cubed potatoes, finly chopped onion, parsley flakes, butter, corned beef scrambled eggs, chopped corned beef, parsley flakes, eggs, salt and pepper

turkey bacon, diced finely (can use regular bacon), frozen corn, butter, flour, milk, dry mustard, lemon juice, salt and pepper, parmesan cheese, grated (freshly grated is best ), minced red pepper, minced (about the same size as the corn kernels), green onions, sliced

onion, chopped, red bell pepper, chopped, green bell pepper, chopped, butter, eggs, slightly beaten, creamed corn, whole kernel corn, drained, jiffy corn muffin mix, sour cream, shredded cheddar cheese, milk, paprika

eggs (beaten ), cream-style corn (1 can), minute rice, chopped onion, chopped green pepper, rotel tomatoes & chilies, cheese slice (enough to cover top of casserole)

corn tortillas, margarine (approximate measure), lean ground beef, chili powder, shredded cheese (see directions ), chopped tomatoes, undrained, lowfat refried beans, picante sauce (your favourite), sour cream

christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy

christmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.

corned beef brisket, onion, quartered, russet potatoes, peeled and quartered, outer leaves from a savoy cabbage, egg, beaten, salt, chopped fresh parsley, divided, mustard , for serving, an easy alternative to cooking your own corned beef is to buy sliced, precooked corned beef instead. if using this substitution, simply omit the onion, cover the potatoes with salted water in a large pot and bring to a boil. add about 1 1/4 lb sliced, precooked corned beef and simmer until potatoes are tender; the resulting broth is flavorful enough to pour over the cabbage rolls for baking. follow the recipe as directed to finish the potato filling, roughly chop the sliced corned beef and you re ready to assemble the rolls.

corn and chile bread, ears corn, olive oil plus 2 tbsp, salt, freshly ground black pepper, egg whites, buttermilk, unbleached white flour, baking powder, granulated sugar, salt, yellow cornmeal, poblano pepper seeded and minced, minced pickled jalapenos, chopped cilantro, scallions finely chopped

corned beef brisket (uncooked), in brine, cold water, bay leaves, black peppercorns, whole allspice berries, head green cabbage (about 2 lb), cut into 8 thick wedges, new potatoes (about 1 1/4 lb), halved, freshly ground black pepper, suggestion : whole-grain mustard or horseradish sauce, recipe follows, mayonnaise, sour cream, jarred grated horseradish (with liquid ), grated lemon zest, kosher salt, freshly ground black pepper, roughly chopped boiled red new potatoes , preferably leftover from corned beef and cabbage, diced leftover cooked corned beef, corned beef cooking liquid or chicken broth, yellow medium onion, grated, garlic, mashed with a fork, whole-grain mustard, dried thyme, nutmeg, freshly ground black pepper, chopped flat-leaf parsley, unsalted butter, cold water, distilled white vinegar, kosher salt, fresh large eggs

corn and bacon casserole, bacon, onion, chopped, flour, garlic, minced, sour cream, salt, pepper, fresh or frozen whole kernel corn, fresh parsley, chopped, fresh chives, chopped, in a large skillet , cook bacon until crisp. drain, reserving 2 tbsp of drippings. crumble bacon; set aside. saute onion in drippings until tender. add flour, garlic, salt and pepper. cook and stir until bubbly; cook and stir 1 minute more. remove from the heat and stir in sour cream until smooth. add corn, parsley, and half of the bacon; mix well. pour into a 1-quart baking dish. sprinkle with remaining bacon. bake, uncovered, at 350 degrees f for 20-25 minutes or until heated through. sprinkle with chives.