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lemon cake mix (i haven tsp been able to find orange cake mix) or 1 (18 oz) box orange cake mix (i haven tsp been able to find orange cake mix), liquid shortening, instant vanilla pudding, eggs, vodka, apricot brandy, apricot nectar, powdered sugar, vodka, apricot nectar, brandy

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

kikkoman light soy sauce, water, sugar (i ve been using splenda), ground ginger, minced garlic clove (i use 1 1/2 tsp. of the jar stuff), vegetable oil

semi-sweet chocolate chips (12 oz.), brown sugar , firmly packed, unsalted butter, cubed, whole milk or 2 cups 2% low-fat milk, eggs, vanilla extract, instant espresso powder, table salt, texas toast thick bread , which has first been (thick egg bread), white chocolate, chopped (only use white chocolate that has cocoa butter in it. that s what gives the chocolate it s flavor), heavy cream (i used whipping cream), powdered sugar, salt, amaretto, cornstarch, fresh raspberry

cooked brown rice, sugar substitute (splenda ), eggs, slightly beaten, low-fat milk, coffee-mate cinnamon vanilla liquid creamer, vanilla, raisins, cream, on top if desired (optional)

potatoes, cooked, margarine (i always use and it always turns out great!) or 2 -3 tbsp butter, melted (i always use and it always turns out great!), garlic salt, pepper

brisket, barbecue rub, bbq sauce, your favorite, recipes for this program , which were provided by contributors and guests who may not be professional chefs, have not been tested in the food network s kitchens. therefore, the food network cannot attest to the accuracy of any of the recipes.

all-purpose flour, baking soda, salt, water, ghee, vegetable oil, unsalted butter, recipes for this program , which were provided by contributors and guests who may not be professional chefs, have not been tested in the food network s kitchens. therefore, the food network cannot attest to the accuracy of any of the recipes.

unsalted butter, melted, light brown sugar, chili powder, cumin, grated orange zest, kosher salt and freshly ground pepper, beef tri-tip, cut into 1 1/2-inch cubes, sweet onion, cut into 1 1/2 to 2-inch dice, assorted color baby bell peppers, cored and halved, vegetable oil, for grill, special equipment : 8 wooden skewers that have been soaked in water or 8 metal skewers.

canola oil, garlic, curry powder, water, coconut cream, stems green onions, chopped, onion, chopped, tomatoes, chopped, habenero pepper, thinly sliced, chopped shadow-benny (asian ngo gai ) or cilantro substituted, chopped small clams (chip chip), salt and pepper, recipes for this program , which were provided by contributors and guests who may not be professional chefs, have not been tested in the food network s kitchens. therefore, the food network cannot attest to the accuracy of any of the recipes.

vegetable oil, garlic about 1 tbsp minced, chopped onions, head cabbage, chopped, green beans, stalk celery, finely chopped, carrots, cooked, drained ground beef, chicken bouillon, salt, oyster sauce, dark soy sauce, brown sugar, cornstarch, black pepper, chopped bean thread noodles, cut to 1 to 2 inches in length, egg, slightly beaten, egg roll wrappers, cooked shrimp, chopped , optional, recipes for this program , which were provided by contributors and guests who may not be professional chefs, have not been tested in the food network s kitchens. therefore, the food network cannot attest to the accuracy of any of the recipes.

store bought puff pastry sheets , if frozen thaw in refrigerator, soft butter, ground blanched almonds, flour, eggs, sugar, almond extract, salt, powdered sugar , for dusting, egg yolk mixed with 1 tbsp water, recipes for this program , which were provided by contributors and guests who may not be professional chefs, have not been tested in the food network s kitchens. therefore, the food network cannot attest to the accuracy of any of the recipes.

yeast, warm whole milk, sugar plus 1 cup, sweet butter, plus more melted, eggs, salt, flour, cinnamon sugar, ground nuts, bitter chocolate, sugar, pre-made golden dumpling coffee cake dough, egg beaten , for egg wash, recipes for this program , which were provided by contributors and guests who may not be professional chefs, have not been tested in the food network s kitchens. therefore, the food network cannot attest to the accuracy of any of the recipes.

sugar, paprika, chili seasoning, cayenne pepper, salt, black pepper, garlic powder, rack baby back ribs, barbecue rub, apple juice in a spritzer, bbq sauce, your favorite, recipes for this program , which were provided by contributors and guests who may not be professional chefs, have not been tested in the food network s kitchens. therefore, the food network cannot attest to the accuracy of any of the recipes.

new potatoes, quartered, fresh green beans , cut into bite-sized pieces, olive oil, white wine vinegar, dijon mustard, dried dill, salt, ground black pepper

head iceburg lettuce, fresh spinach, green onions, chopped, peas, washed and drained, bacon bits, hard cooked eggs, chopped, grated cheddar cheese, parmesan cheese, sour cream, sugar, mayonnaise, recipes for this program , which were provided by contributors and guests who may not be professional chefs, have not been tested in the food network s kitchens. therefore, the food network cannot attest to the accuracy of any of the recipes.

ham, bone in, orange marmalade, coca cola classic, self-rising flour (summer wheat flour is best), vegetable shortening, milk, recipes for this program , which were provided by contributors and guests who may not be professional chefs, have not been tested in the food network s kitchens. therefore, the food network cannot attest to the accuracy of any of the recipes.

ground beef, ground pork , or substitute ground bulk sausage and eliminate seasonings, green onions, dried basil, dried oregano, salt and pepper to taste, shortening, parmesan cheese chunks 1/4-inch square, grated parmesan cheese, egg, sesame seeds, recipes for this program , which were provided by contributors and guests who may not be professional chefs, have not been tested in the food network s kitchens. therefore, the food network cannot attest to the accuracy of any of the recipes.