93 baking diet Recipes

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

bacon, diced, onion, diced, baked beans, root beer (do not use diet), barbecue sauce (any type ), dry mustard, hot pepper sauce, fresh ground pepper

butter, softened, apple , sauce (unsweetened), brown sugar, not packed, granulated sugar, eggs, vanilla, baking powder, baking soda, ground cinnamon, unsweetened cocoa powder, skim milk, vinegar or 1/2 tsp lemon juice, flour, zucchini, grated, cocoa chocolate chips

apples (medium, rome), diet black cherry soda, artificial sweetener (splenda ), cinnamon

bacon slices, onion, diced, pork and beans, root beer (not diet ), hickory-smoked barbecue sauce, dry mustard, hot sauce

quinoa flour, brown rice flour, tapioca flour, baking soda, xanthan gum, sea salt, cinnamon, nutmeg, applesauce, pineapple, crushed and drained, maple syrup, extra virgin olive oil, apple cider vinegar, vanilla, zucchini, grated, walnuts, chopped, raisins, organic (for elimination diet)

bacon -- diced, onion -- diced, baked beans (canned ), root beer (not diet ), barbecue sauce, dry mustard, drop of hot pepper sauce , to taste, freshly ground black pepper -to taste

bacon, diced, onion, diced, baked beans, root beer (do not use diet), barbecue sauce, dry mustard, several drops hot pepper sauce, freshly ground pepper to taste

unbleached all-purpose flour, sugar, baking powder, baking soda, salt, canola oil, eggs, buttermilk, fresh lemon juice, freshly grated lemon zest, lemon extract, vanilla extract, sugar, freshly squeezed orange juice, freshly grated orange zest

dry stuff ., whole wheat flour. hold out about 3 tbsp to adjust batter., wheat or oat bran., graham cracker & enough instant oats to make 1/2 cup when ground fine., salt ., cinnamon. > feel free to adjust to taste., nutmeg. > feel free to adjust to taste., baking powder ., baking soda ., milk , soured with the juice of 1 sour orange. or 2 tbsp lemon juice instead of the sour orange juice. but sour orange is much better tasting in this recipe, wet stuff, & all the other stuff that gets mixed with the wet stuff., sour cream ., apple sauce ., eggs ., butter ., dark brown sugar ., vanilla ., splenda. > more if you like them sweeter! splenda is the only artificial sweetener that will work here. the other stuff won tsp stand up to the heat. the other factor is; splenda is mostly maltodextrin, which is hygroscopic. it keeps the muffins moist and provides the texture that a cup of sugar would normally take care of., zest of the sour orange . or 1/2 a lemon, if you re using lemon instead of sour orange. but if you re not using sour orange, you are really missing out on flavor., diced apples .

water, unbleached flour, oatmeal, canola oil, brown sugar, honey, molasses, soy milk (4 oz)(powdered ), salt, cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, chopped walnuts, sliced almonds, apricots , raisins, sliced dates-mix then measure

water, buckwheat groats or 2 lbs millet flour, oil, brown sugar, honey, molasses, powdered milk (soya preferred), sea salt, ground nutmeg, baking powder

water, three & 1 half ) to 4 lb of natural buckwheat or millet flour., you must only use buckwheat or millet flour to make this bread., one half) cups of canola oil, one half) cups of natural unrefined sugar, honey, molasses, powdered soya milk (half cup), sea salt, cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder (non aluminium), add in any two below or if using as a meal replacement use all of them., dried chopped apricots, light raisins, chopped walnuts, sliced almonds, sliced dates

bran flakes, old fashioned oats, dry milk, toasted wheat germ, wheat bran, unsweetened cocoa powder, baking powder, salt, walnuts, ground cinnamon, ground cinnamon, raisins or dried cranberries (optional), banana - mashed, salted butter - at room temperature, eggs, egg whites, vanilla extract

rome or braeburn apples, diet black cherry soda, granulated sugar, cinnamon, plus more, for optional topping, fat-free whipped topping (from an aerosol can)

bacon slices, onion, diced, pork and beans, root beer (not diet ), hickory-smoked barbecue sauce, dry mustard, hot sauce

water, natural buckwheat groats or 3 1/2-4 lbs millet flour, canola oil, natural unrefined sugar, honey, molasses, soymilk powder (half cup), sea salt, cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder (non aluminum), apricot, raisins, chopped walnuts, almonds, sliced dates , to the above ingredients