17 bake twinkies Recipes

twinkies, popsicle sticks, vegetable oil, milk, vinegar, oil, flour, baking powder, salt, powered sugar for dusting later

cake flour, baking soda, salt, shortening, granulated sugar, divided, buttermilk, vanilla, almond extract, egg whites, room temperature, cream of tartar, very hot water, salt, marshmallow creme (1 7-oz jar), shortening, powdered sugar, vanilla

hostess twinkies, frozen, milk, white vinegar, oil, flour, baking powder, salt, flour , for dusting

flour, sugar, baking powder, salt, vegetable oil, cold water, vanilla, egg yolks, egg whites, cream of tartar, flour (rounded), butter flavor crisco, sugar, cold milk (scant), vanilla

white sugar, all-purpose flour, baking powder, salt, egg whites, water, butter, vegetable shortening, powdered sugar, granulated sugar, evaporated milk, vanilla extract, drops lemon extract

eggs, separated, grapeseed oil, agave nectar, vanilla extract, lemon juice, coconut flour, baking soda, celtic sea salt, egg whites, agave nectar

sugar, shortening, vanilla, eggs, flour, baking powder, salt, cocoa (optional), milk, butter, shortening, powdered sugar, evaporated milk, vanilla, drops lemon extract

eggs, sugar, flour, baking powder, salt, scalded milk, vanilla extract or 1 tsp almond extract

baked 8-or-9-inch round cake (*yellow, white , chocolate, etc.), frosting, your choice (original recipe used chocolate frosting ), hostess twinkie, jelly fruit slices, assorted candy (gumdrops, jelly beans, mini chocolate chips, etc.), red string licorice (for antennae) or black string licorice (for antennae)

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

hostess twinkies, vanilla frosting or 1 (12 oz) container chocolate frosting

hostess twinkies, wooden popsicle sticks, vegetable oil, flour , for dusting, milk, vinegar, oil, flour, baking powder, salt

hostess twinkies (they come in a 10 pack), milk chocolate confectionary coating (your choice ) or 1 (16 oz) package white candy coating (your choice) or 1 (16 oz) package dark chocolate confectionary coating (your choice), candy apple sticks, colored sprinkles or toasted coconut or miniature m&m baking bits or chopped oreo cookies or drizzle with chocolate

gluten-free cake flour, baking soda, salt, shortening, sugar, divided, buttermilk, vanilla, almond extract, egg whites, room temperature, cream of tartar, very hot water, salt, marshmallow creme (1 7-oz jar), shortening, powdered sugar, vanilla