50 bachelor buzz Recipes

onion, chopped, roma tomatoes, chopped, red bell pepper, chopped, green bell pepper, chopped, mushroom, chopped, chopped basil, garlic, diced, cooked spaghetti , for two, olive oil (you may use more oil to cook the vegetables, and then just pour it off after tossing with the noodle), sausage, crumbled and fried, shredded aged cheese

drained tuna fish, dry pasta (ziti, penne, or bow tie ), cream of mushroom soup (regular or low sodium ), green peas, shredded cheddar cheese

frozen cheese ravioli (semi-thawed), cartons frozen spaghetti sauce with meat (thawed), shredded mozzarella cheese

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

ground beef, fresh mushrooms, chopped, onion, chopped, garlic cloves, minced, tomatoes, chopped, tomato paste, water, soy sauce, bay leaves, dried basil , oregano and parsley flakes, salt, honey, dried marjoram , thyme and rosemary, crushed, pepper, hot cooked spaghetti

milk, cubes ice, espresso coffee, chocolate ice cream, instant hot chocolate mix, chocolate syrup

vodka (60mls), grand marnier, pomegranate juice, honey, crushed ice or ice cube

rolled oats, flax seed, salt, semi-sweet chocolate chips, margarine, melted, brown rice syrup, dark brown sugar, cold coffee, instant coffee granules

onions, cut into quarters, stewing beef, carrots, cut up, celery, cut up, tomato, tomato sauce, potatoes, quartered, tapioca, salt

roasting chicken, whole, skin removed, water, ketchup, brown sugar, worcestershire sauce, vinegar, oleo, lemon juice, dry mustard, chili powder, paprika

butter, softened, brown sugar, egg, all-purpose flour, baking soda, salt, chopped black walnut, flaked coconut

lean beef chuck, trimmed and cut into 1 inch cubes, dried breadcrumbs, salt, ground black pepper, yellow onion, carrots , cut into thick strips, stalks celery, chopped, dried basil, quick-cooking tapioca, sliced mushrooms, soy sauce, condensed tomato soup, beef broth

lean ground beef, onion, chopped, red bell peppers or 1 yellow bell pepper, chopped, old fashioned quaker oats, bullseye barbecue sauce or 1 -1 1/2 cup your favorite barbecue sauce, beaten eggs, salt and pepper

butter, light brown sugar, egg, flour , sifted, baking soda, salt, cherries, cut into small pieces, coconut, vanilla, nuts, chopped

boneless venison , elk, moose or beef chuck roast (3 to 3-1/2 lb), canola oil, onions, chopped, green pepper, chopped, garlic cloves, minced, crushed red pepper flakes, diced tomatoes, undrained, water, tomato paste, sugar, ground cumin, dried oregano, pepper

semisweet chocolate chunks, divided, unsalted butter, all-purpose flour, baking soda, unsweetened cocoa powder (recommended : valhrona or hershey s), instant espresso powder, salt, dark brown sugar, granulated sugar, egg, vanilla extract