968 awesome fail Recipes

sweet italian sausage, ground chuck, onion, diced, garlic cloves, smashed then minced, diced tomatoes, tomato sauce, tomato paste, beef broth, oregano, basil, parsley, brown sugar, fresh ground black pepper, red pepper flakes (optional), dry red wine (make sure it is 1 that is drinkable, i use a really good cabernet)

cabbage, shredded, carrot, shredded, fresh bean sprouts, celery stalk, diced, chopped onion (optional), shrimp, drained, soy sauce, garlic powder, black pepper to taste, egg, beaten, cornstarch, egg roll wrappers, vegetable oil for frying

deli-roasted turkey breast, chopped, genoa salami, chopped, provolone cheese, chopped, sliced green onions, mayonnaise, drained pickled pepperoncini peppers, chopped, zesty italian vinaigrette salad dressing, crushed red pepper, seeded and chopped roma tomatoes, keebler town house flipsides original crackers or keebler town house flipsides cheddar crackers

raisins, warm water, all-purpose flour, baking powder, baking soda, salt, ground cinnamon, eggs, vegetable oil, brown sugar, shredded carrots

white rice flour, steel cut oats, flax seed, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, arrowroot powder (optional), plain yogurt, egg, lightly beaten, butter, melted, gala apples - peeled, cored, and chopped, cranberry juice

milk, white vinegar, all-purpose flour, whole wheat flour, white sugar, baking powder, salt, eggs, lightly beaten, canola oil, frozen blueberries

grated carrots, all-purpose flour, white sugar, baking soda, baking powder, salt, ground cinnamon, eggs, vegetable oil, vanilla extract, crushed pineapple with juice, chopped pecans, sugar, neufchatel cheese, butter, softened, vanilla extract, chopped pecans

unbaked tart shells, dark brown sugar, butter, melted, eggs, lightly beaten, heavy cream, vanilla extract, raisins, chopped pecans

diced fresh rhubarb, diced fresh strawberries, white sugar, divided, all-purpose flour, baking powder, baking soda, salt, white sugar, butter, at room temperature, egg, almond extract, sour cream

condensed cream of mushroom soup, dry onion soup mix, water, pot roast

boneless pork loin, pounded thin, all-purpose flour for coating, salt and pepper to taste, butter, honey, chopped pecans

rump roast, condensed cream of mushroom soup, condensed beef broth

sea scallops, rinsed and drained, butter, melted, garlic, minced, shallots, chopped, ground nutmeg, salt and pepper to taste, bread crumbs, olive oil, chopped parsley, lemon wedges for garnish (optional)

sliced scotch fillet (chuck eye steaks), soy sauce, white sugar, sesame seeds, sesame oil, shallots, thinly sliced, garlic, crushed, mirin (japanese sweet wine)

beef bouillon granules, water, garlic, minced, cayenne pepper, salt, black pepper, beef sirloin, cut into 1/2-inch cubes, wooden skewers , soaked in water for 1 hour, vegetable oil

flour, baking powder, salt, shortening, very hot water, butter