3612 aunt mary christmas Recipes

  • Christmas With Louise
    christmas with louise and
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    christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house
    15 ingredients
  • Marie Biscuit Cake (Doukissa Cake)
    marie or rich tea biscuits and
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    marie or rich tea biscuits, milo or 100 g hot chocolate powder, cocoa powder, boiling water, butter, sweetened condensed milk, granulated sugar, eggs, vanilla extract, chopped fruit , or nuts if wanted
    40 min, 10 ingredients
  • Aunt Mary's Chocolate Cake
    margarine, water, unsweetened chocolate, all-purpose flour and
    5 More
    margarine, water, unsweetened chocolate, all-purpose flour, white sugar, eggs, salt, baking soda, sour milk
    1 hour 10 min, 9 ingredients
  • Aunt Mary's Vanilla Frosting
    butter, softened, shortening, sugar, milk and
    2 More
    butter, softened, shortening, sugar, milk, all-purpose flour, vanilla extract
    6 ingredients
  • Aunt Mary's Eggplant Balls
    olive oil, garlic, minced, cubed eggplant, with peel and
    5 More
    olive oil, garlic, minced, cubed eggplant, with peel, water, grated parmesan cheese, chopped fresh parsley, eggs, beaten, dried bread crumbs
    1 hour , 8 ingredients
  • Aunt Marie's Peas
    mushrooms, peas, onion, chopped, celery, chopped, butter and
    3 More
    mushrooms, peas, onion, chopped, celery, chopped, butter, pimientos, drained &,chopped, salt, pepper
    12 hour 10 min, 8 ingredients
  • Aunt Mary's Apple Cake
    apples, peeled, cored, chopped, sugar, egg, beaten and
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    apples, peeled, cored, chopped, sugar, egg, beaten, unsalted butter, melted, flour, baking soda, salt, cinnamon (or 1/2 tsp and 1 tsp vanilla), raisins, nuts, chopped (optional)
    1 hour 10 min, 10 ingredients
  • Aunt Mary's Biscuits
    all-purpose flour, baking powder, salt, sugar, shortening and
    1 More
    all-purpose flour, baking powder, salt, sugar, shortening, milk
    25 min, 6 ingredients
  • Aunt Mary's Impossible Mexican Pie
    ground beef, chopped onion, taco seasoning mix and
    6 More
    ground beef, chopped onion, taco seasoning mix, green chilies, monterey jack cheese, milk, bisquick, eggs, red pepper sauce
    45 min, 9 ingredients
  • Aunt Mary's Pot Roast
    beef chuck roast, oil, italian salad dressing mix, beer
    3 hour 10 min, 4 ingredients
  • Aunt Mary's Southern Cake
    flour, sugar, shortening, eggs , seperate out yolks and
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    flour, sugar, shortening, eggs , seperate out yolks, buttermilk, salt, baking soda, vanilla
    1 hour 15 min, 8 ingredients
  • Aunt Mary's Christmas Filled Cookies Aunt Mary's Christmas Filled Cookies
    chopped dates, grated lemon rind, granulated sugar and
    6 More
    chopped dates, grated lemon rind, granulated sugar, raisins, all-purpose flour, lemon juice, salt, water, pecans
    9 ingredients
  • Christmas Summer Truffles Christmas Summer Truffles
    marie biscuits, crushed to a fine crumb and
    3 More
    marie biscuits, crushed to a fine crumb, sweetened condensed milk, crushed pineapple, drained and squeezed, shredded coconut
    1 min, 4 ingredients
  • Aunt Jemima Buckwheat pancakes Aunt Jemima Buckwheat pancakes
    aunt jemima original pancake mix, dark buckwheat flour and
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    aunt jemima original pancake mix, dark buckwheat flour, baking powder
    3 ingredients
  • Christmas Pudding Shots Christmas Pudding Shots
    christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream and
    2 More
    christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy
    4 hour 5 min, 5 ingredients
  • Christmas Honey Fruit Drops Christmas Honey Fruit Drops
    christmas honey fruit drops and
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    christmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.
    11 min, 14 ingredients
  • Aunt Mary's Cookies Aunt Mary's Cookies
    white sugar, unsweetened cocoa powder, evaporated milk and
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    white sugar, unsweetened cocoa powder, evaporated milk, butter, marshmallow creme, graham cracker crumbs
    25 min, 6 ingredients
  • Aunt Mary's Layered Salad Aunt Mary's Layered Salad
    bacon, head iceberg lettuce - rinsed, dried, and chopped and
    5 More
    bacon, head iceberg lettuce - rinsed, dried, and chopped, onion, chopped, head cauliflower, chopped, shredded sharp cheddar cheese, mayonnaise, frozen green peas
    7 ingredients




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